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Offline ArchE_Cat

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Willie Skits
« on: August 23, 2013, 02:36:11 PM »
Willie needs to stop tackling opponents' mascots at mid field. He needs to take on a walking dead theme and take down a zombie opponent mascot at mid field. He could be rick one week, daryl with a crossbow the next, even michonne and have a couple of walkers on a leash.


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Re: Willie Skits
« Reply #1 on: August 23, 2013, 02:39:02 PM »
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Re: Willie Skits
« Reply #2 on: August 23, 2013, 02:55:46 PM »
No. Willie tackling people is awesome. Zombie stuff isn't. /thread.

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Re: Willie Skits
« Reply #3 on: August 23, 2013, 03:06:50 PM »
Good enthusiasm, but no.
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Re: Willie Skits
« Reply #4 on: August 23, 2013, 03:11:03 PM »
i would like to see willie land a wicked tackle jumping off of a moving harley

i would like to see willie land a wicked tackle parachute landing on the opposing mascots head after skydiving into the stadium


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Re: Willie Skits
« Reply #5 on: August 23, 2013, 03:12:17 PM »
Does anyone else remember when Willie made "Big XII Stew" as a skit?  That's the first skit that I remember and am in :cyclist: mode.

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Re: Willie Skits
« Reply #6 on: August 23, 2013, 03:16:59 PM »
i would like to see willie land a wicked tackle jumping off of a moving harley

i would like to see willie land a wicked tackle parachute landing on the opposing mascots head after skydiving into the stadium

harley day is daryl dixon day, he can just pick off as he rides by

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Re: Willie Skits
« Reply #7 on: August 23, 2013, 03:17:22 PM »
i would like to see willie land a wicked tackle jumping off of a moving harley

i would like to see willie land a wicked tackle parachute landing on the opposing mascots head after skydiving into the stadium

harley day is daryl dixon day, he can just pick off as he rides by

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Re: Willie Skits
« Reply #8 on: August 23, 2013, 03:19:39 PM »
I want him to have sex with opposing female mascots at midfield, like Don Draper on my favorite television show "Mad Men."

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Re: Willie Skits
« Reply #9 on: August 23, 2013, 03:26:43 PM »
FAMILY STADIUM, rusty!

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Re: Willie Skits
« Reply #10 on: August 23, 2013, 03:27:40 PM »
FAMILY STADIUM, rusty!

where do you think families come from, a stork?

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Re: Willie Skits
« Reply #11 on: August 23, 2013, 03:29:30 PM »
just a warning, this joke isn't worth breaking bad spoilers.

now I know that don closes the deal, mad men is ruined.

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Re: Willie Skits
« Reply #12 on: August 23, 2013, 03:42:46 PM »
love it when Wille takes down the dude at midfield.

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Re: Willie Skits
« Reply #13 on: August 23, 2013, 03:43:09 PM »
FAMILY STADIUM, rusty!

where do you think families come from, a stork?
Anyone got photos(MS Paint) of Willie/Jayhawk offspring?  :horrorsurprise:
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Re: Willie Skits
« Reply #14 on: August 23, 2013, 03:59:31 PM »
I want him to have sex with opposing female mascots at midfield, like Don Draper on my favorite television show "Mad Men."


I don't think there's a whole lot of female mascots on the schedule this year other than Baby Jay.  That would certainly take TSC to a whole new level.

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Re: Willie Skits
« Reply #15 on: August 23, 2013, 04:23:37 PM »
FAMILY STADIUM, rusty!

where do you think families come from, a stork?
Anyone got photos(MS Paint) of Willie/Jayhawk offspring?  :horrorsurprise:


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Re: Willie Skits
« Reply #16 on: August 23, 2013, 05:41:34 PM »
I want him to have sex with opposing female mascots at midfield, like Don Draper on my favorite television show "Mad Men."

Or if he just walked around the streets aimlessly, eats a piece of pizza, then walks down some stairs to do some stand up comedy, like in my favorite show Louie.

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Re: Willie Skits
« Reply #17 on: August 23, 2013, 05:46:32 PM »
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Re: Willie Skits
« Reply #18 on: August 23, 2013, 06:24:10 PM »
I want him to have sex with opposing female mascots at midfield, like Don Draper on my favorite television show "Mad Men."

Or if he just walked around the streets aimlessly, eats a piece of pizza, then walks down some stairs to do some stand up comedy, like in my favorite show Louie.

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Re: Willie Skits
« Reply #19 on: August 23, 2013, 06:28:43 PM »
I like to go "ooooooohhhhhhhhhhhh" before the tackle and go "BOOOOOOOOOOOM!" after willie nails the other dude with a spear.
Really pumps me up for the game, you know?  :emawkid:
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Re: Willie Skits
« Reply #20 on: August 23, 2013, 06:38:41 PM »
More wwf moves imo.  A jackhammer or powerbomb or something.
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Re: Willie Skits
« Reply #21 on: August 23, 2013, 08:18:22 PM »
I want him to have sex with opposing female mascots at midfield, like Don Draper on my favorite television show "Mad Men."

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Re: Willie Skits
« Reply #22 on: August 23, 2013, 09:34:37 PM »
I like to go "ooooooohhhhhhhhhhhh" before the tackle and go "BOOOOOOOOOOOM!" after willie nails the other dude with a spear.
Really pumps me up for the game, you know?  :emawkid:
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Almost forgot...this really pumps me up too.   :woot:
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Re: Willie Skits
« Reply #23 on: August 24, 2013, 09:07:04 AM »


My first game after Snyder came back.  Just got into our seats from tequila shots and tall boys parked by the buildings north of the stadium.  BOOM!  Man, the crowd went wild.  This kind of stuff makes Willie one of the better mascots in college sports.

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Willie Skits
« Reply #24 on: August 24, 2013, 11:01:09 AM »
Man that jayhawk is such an idiot!