To the uneducated individual, it may seem that Bill is growing soft in his old age. To the untrained eye it may look like he has turned into a media-loving teddy bear. We have seen a large increase in the amount of jokes in press conferences, and he generally seems to be much less abrasive toward reporters than he has in the past. It's all just a calculated move to get them to leave his program the hell alone. He has charmed the media into thinking that he's giving them more, when in reality he's giving them way less. One press conference, three days into practice, and that's it until game week. Injuries and player status' has been locked down tighter than Hermione's snatch. I have yet to hear a verifiable rumor about player performance during camp, and even Stan Weber has stopped giving any tidbits about what he's hearing/seeing at practice. Teddy bear or ruthless-darkwizard-coachingmachine? I'm taking the latter, what a crafty son of a bitch.
