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[Winters]

move

[Institutional Control]

trim 3:16 says to pour gasoline everywhere

Make sure to video tape it.

[The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep]

move

wintz gets more like steve dave ever day.

[CNS]

Offer the realtor like five thou for the house. No one cares about it anyway. 

That is assuming that five thou is ridic cheap for a house in OK and not super expensive.

[ben ji]

I would be a good neighbor and mow it myself. 

[Boom Roasted]

I would be a good neighbor and mow it myself. 

Kind of my thought.  If it is that tall maybe a weedeater would be better? 

[The Big Train]

I would be a good neighbor and mow it myself. 

Kind of my thought.  If it is that tall maybe a weedeater would be better? 

This would probably work better.

[WillieWatanabe]

I would be a good neighbor and mow it myself. 

Kind of my thought.  If it is that tall maybe a weedeater would be better? 

This would probably work better.

GOAT commercials ever.

[Mr Bread]

I would be a good neighbor and mow it myself. 

Kind of my thought.  If it is that tall maybe a weedeater would be better? 

The bank isn't your neighbor.  They are shitting on your neighborhood in this instance.

[AppleJack]

mow a swastika into it while wearing a fur coat.

[Tobias]

mow a swastika into it while wearing a fur coat.

best suggestion yet

[lopakman]

I would kill a hooker and throw him/her in the lawn.  CSI will mow when they're done.

Nice job thinking outside the box.

 

[ben ji]

I would be a good neighbor and mow it myself. 

Kind of my thought.  If it is that tall maybe a weedeater would be better? 

The bank isn't your neighbor.  They are shitting on your neighborhood in this instance.

If it bugs you enough to complain on a BBS then its prob worth the 30 minutes or so it would take to mow the lawn.

[CNS]

Everyone chip in on the cost to have the same lawn guy take care of it in a quick way.

Also, WTF is with all the olds who don't mow their own?  Old guys live for that crap.  Give one of them gas money and let him fill his afternoon with some most likely welcomed activity that doesn't make him hate every second of the afternoon until Jeopardy comes on.

[Mr Bread]

I would be a good neighbor and mow it myself. 

Kind of my thought.  If it is that tall maybe a weedeater would be better? 

The bank isn't your neighbor.  They are shitting on your neighborhood in this instance.

If it bugs you enough to complain on a BBS then its prob worth the 30 minutes or so it would take to mow the lawn.

Yeah, typing that out here when he would have spent the time on gE regardless is unquestionably equivalent to mowing the bank's yard.  Excellent point.  Do the right thing OK Cat. 

[Mr Bread]

Everyone chip in on the cost to have the same lawn guy take care of it in a quick way.

Also, WTF is with all the olds who don't mow their own?  Old guys live for that crap.  Give one of them gas money and let him fill his afternoon with some most likely welcomed activity that doesn't make him hate every second of the afternoon until Jeopardy comes on.

Nonsense, all of what you just wrote.  "Be the banks bitch and if not that then impose on some old man in the neighborhood by giving him rough ridin' gas money because I'm a dumbass and think all old men like yard work and are grateful to have it."   

[CNS]

Some sort of fast track of the adverse possession thing should be tested out in court.

Either that or the HOA should try to take it by eminent domain or some crap.

I mean, it's OK, a few Latin phrases and it will be yours by means of shear confusion alone, right?

[OK_Cat]

good news!  the lady at the city called me back and assured me that they would be notifying the property owner within 2 business days.  so that means they'll get this thing mowed by the end of never.   

[Tobias]

good news!  the lady at the city called me back and assured me that they would be notifying the property owner within 2 business days.  so that means they'll get this thing mowed by the end of never.   

$200 yard mowing, tho

[CNS]

Everyone chip in on the cost to have the same lawn guy take care of it in a quick way.

Also, WTF is with all the olds who don't mow their own?  Old guys live for that crap.  Give one of them gas money and let him fill his afternoon with some most likely welcomed activity that doesn't make him hate every second of the afternoon until Jeopardy comes on.

Nonsense, all of what you just wrote.  "Be the banks bitch and if not that then impose on some old man in the neighborhood by giving him rough ridin' gas money because I'm a dumbass and think all old men like yard work and are grateful to have it."   

OK_Cat, you could try  and just looking at it because the bank deserves to never sell that pile of crap and it will be for sale for like two years and will eff up your comps when you eventually sell and when it does sell it will be for so cheap that your neighborhood will be the first step up out of trailerville, OK. 

This is the best strategy. 

Once that thing sells and the new neighbor is painting his home maintained weekend race car in his driveway by standing on the hood and going nuts with the sprayer with a cig in his mouth and a PBR in the non-spraying hand, you will be happy that you weren't any bank's bitch.

[The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep]

buy the house, okcat. rent it to people who arent trashy.

[Shacks]

Call the real estate agency, pretend to be an interested buyer and ask for a tour.  They will either mow it before the tour or it will still look like crap and you can complain about how the yard just looks so terrible and you don't even want to go inside the house until it's been mowed.

[OK_Cat]

you can't see the house from my house, it's around a corner, so i'm thinking my house is in the clear.

the house in question is a really nice house, fwiw.  that's the insane part of the lawn mowing scenario.

[OK_Cat]

pretty sure they had someone looking at it a couple of days ago, big grassy mess and all.   

[CNS]

Probs being sold "As Is" and they don't give a eff.

Also, around the corner doesn't mean crap when it comes to comps for your future sale.

One of my comps when negotiating on Casa de CNS y los muertos was like 3 miles away.