Author Topic: Headlines- NDSU edition (Read 4880 times)

The Big Train · « **on:** August 19, 2013, 01:49:45 PM »

Too much #LIFE Waters!
Sams and Waters combine for 8 TD's in first half, eat bison burgers and tailgate entire second half in 77-3 massacre.

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #1 on:** August 19, 2013, 01:50:36 PM »

I feel like #Life is giving me a hug with his eyes.

Emo EMAW · « **Reply #2 on:** August 19, 2013, 01:59:29 PM »

Bye Son!
K-State routs NDSU 55-9; Three skanks arrested for anal bonging vodka in west parking lot

puniraptor · « **Reply #3 on:** August 19, 2013, 02:06:50 PM »

One Skank Too Many!

Bison fall to Wildcats in rout after clear violation of state motto.

deputy dawg · « **Reply #4 on:** August 19, 2013, 02:08:09 PM »

Quote from: Emo EMAW on August 19, 2013, 01:59:29 PM

Bye Son!
K-State routs NDSU 55-9; Three skanks arrested for anal bonging vodka in west parking lot

Brock Landers · « **Reply #5 on:** August 19, 2013, 02:09:36 PM »

I'm just glad the pic was cropped immediately below Waters' jersey.

MeatGeeKSU · « **Reply #6 on:** August 19, 2013, 02:17:24 PM »

QB Battle continues...

TLBL and Triple T return every Bison punt and kick in 238-0 rout as Sams takes nap and Waters looks adorbz

The Big Train · « **Reply #7 on:** August 19, 2013, 02:32:45 PM »

Put it on ice!
Freak blizzard kills NDSU mascot on way home after 56-0 beatdown.

EMAWican · « **Reply #8 on:** August 19, 2013, 02:50:25 PM »

All Lightning and No Thunder

The Thundering Herd tiptoes out of Titletown after drubbing

Spracne · « **Reply #9 on:** August 19, 2013, 02:54:00 PM »

Soy Un Perdedor
"They were simply out of our league" -Beck, Loser

Emo EMAW · « **Reply #10 on:** August 19, 2013, 02:56:43 PM »

Quote from: Spracne on August 19, 2013, 02:54:00 PM

Soy Un Perdedor
"They were simply out of our league" -Beck, Loser

yoga-like_abana · « **Reply #11 on:** August 19, 2013, 02:56:58 PM »

Wheres theres Waters there is sure to be life
Not to be outdone by Jake Waters 5TD's Daniel Sams nabs himself 6TD's

ben ji · « **Reply #12 on:** August 19, 2013, 02:58:10 PM »

Just Like Old Times!
Snyder Whipped into Frothing Rage as Visiting Bison Threaten to Block Railroad reminding him of Winter of '78(1878), Katz win 114-3

yoga-like_abana · « **Reply #13 on:** August 19, 2013, 03:00:22 PM »

Bye Son!
In odd turn of events LHC Bill Snyder kills his son Sean Snyder and curses President Mohammed Morsi saying there is not room for everyone. Praise be to EMAW

puniraptor · « **Reply #14 on:** August 19, 2013, 03:05:33 PM »

Quote from: ben ji on August 19, 2013, 02:58:10 PM

Just Like Old Times!
Snyder Whipped into Frothing Rage as Visiting Bison Threaten to Block Railroad reminding him of Winter of '78(1878), Katz win 114-3

Bison fan · « **Reply #15 on:** August 19, 2013, 03:09:56 PM »

Quote from: ben ji on August 19, 2013, 02:58:10 PM

Just Like Old Times!
Snyder Whipped into Frothing Rage as Visiting Bison Threaten to Block Railroad reminding him of Winter of '78(1878), Katz win 114-3

I gotta admit that one was pretty damn funny!

Frankenklein · « **Reply #16 on:** August 19, 2013, 03:19:20 PM »

WHERE'S THE BEEF
NDSU BISON BRING NOTHING TO THE TABLE IN 70-0 LOSS TO WILDCATS

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XocolateThundarr · « **Reply #17 on:** August 19, 2013, 03:22:12 PM »

FIGHTING ESCALATES IN EGYPT

UNITED NATIONS WEIGHS OPTIONS FOR RESOLUTION

in other news

Kansas State whips NDSU 77-10

Snyder admits first team practiced for UT all week. Says second teamers played well for 3.5 quarters.

Spracne · « **Reply #18 on:** August 19, 2013, 03:28:42 PM »

Cats Buffalo Bison!
Cats Nap in First Half, Still Power Past Puds.

lopakman · « **Reply #19 on:** August 19, 2013, 03:42:39 PM »

Quote from: Spracne on August 19, 2013, 03:28:42 PM

Cats Buffalo Bison!
Cats Nap in First Half, Still Power Past Puds.

Fans of pud schools who lose to other pud schools by a score of 6-3 should not be calling said school puds.

EMAWican · « **Reply #20 on:** August 19, 2013, 03:47:49 PM »

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo

Bison don't bully Cats in catnap in Manhattan

Spracne · « **Reply #21 on:** August 19, 2013, 03:53:16 PM »

Quote from: lopakman on August 19, 2013, 03:42:39 PM

Quote from: Spracne on August 19, 2013, 03:28:42 PM
Cats Buffalo Bison!
Cats Nap in First Half, Still Power Past Puds.

Fans of pud schools who lose to other pud schools by a score of 6-3 should not be calling said school puds.

'Cats Fan Reads the Poster, Not the Post
Misses Opportunity to Enjoy Good Humor

The Big Train · « **Reply #22 on:** August 19, 2013, 04:27:11 PM »

Feels like home!
NDSU players liken game to being attacked by mountain lion after 65-0 air attack by Cats

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #23 on:** August 19, 2013, 04:30:43 PM »

Quote from: The Big Train on August 19, 2013, 04:27:11 PM

Feels like home!
NDSU players liken game to being ~~attacked by mountain lion~~ sucker punched by drunken hood Travis Beck after 65-0 air attack by Cats

Emo EMAW · « **Reply #24 on:** August 19, 2013, 04:34:22 PM »

"I'm Not Even Mad Tho"
John Hubert stopped for 2 yard loss on last play, finishes with 298 yards rushing, 5 TD's; Cats stampede the Herd 44-0.