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Yikes! Heartburn! (home remedies master thread)
« on: August 08, 2013, 01:28:17 PM »
I go straight to the CVS assorted fruit flavored antacid and eat 4. If there's more heartburn, just eat another!




Got any ailments and creative home remedies? Well welcome to the home remedies and heartburn master thread.


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Re: Yikes! Heartburn! (home remedies master thread)
« Reply #1 on: August 08, 2013, 01:29:33 PM »
Wow I'm glad to have this thread. I was wondering, anyone got any advice for an at home remedy for a running nose?





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Re: Yikes! Heartburn! (home remedies master thread)
« Reply #2 on: August 08, 2013, 01:31:04 PM »
I have never had heartburn, and I hope I never do. It sounds awful not being able to eat food because it might be too spicy for your heartburn.

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Re: Yikes! Heartburn! (home remedies master thread)
« Reply #3 on: August 08, 2013, 01:31:11 PM »
Wow I'm glad to have this thread. I was wondering, anyone got any advice for an at home remedy for a running nose?


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Re: Yikes! Heartburn! (home remedies master thread)
« Reply #4 on: August 08, 2013, 01:31:21 PM »
What does heartburn feel like, I don't know if I've ever had it.
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Re: Yikes! Heartburn! (home remedies master thread)
« Reply #5 on: August 08, 2013, 01:33:17 PM »
Wow I'm glad to have this thread. I was wondering, anyone got any advice for an at home remedy for a running nose?



I'll give it a try!



What does heartburn feel like, I don't know if I've ever had it.

For me it feels like throw up stuck in my esophagus region. Usually a sign I didn't enjoy responsibly with my crushed red pepper on my spaghetti and meat sauce.

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Re: Yikes! Heartburn! (home remedies master thread)
« Reply #6 on: August 08, 2013, 01:33:30 PM »
Exercise.

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Re: Yikes! Heartburn! (home remedies master thread)
« Reply #7 on: August 08, 2013, 01:34:57 PM »
A nice remedy for the hiccups is to take a sip of vinegar. Pickle juice doesn't work as well, but it will usually do the trick and it isn't as disgusting as vinegar.

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Re: Yikes! Heartburn! (home remedies master thread)
« Reply #8 on: August 08, 2013, 01:35:34 PM »
If you have an itchy bug bite, you can burn it off. A painful burn is sometimes preferable to an itchy bite, but not always.

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Re: Yikes! Heartburn! (home remedies master thread)
« Reply #9 on: August 08, 2013, 01:36:20 PM »
Oh, ok.   I get that with pizza, but I love pizza so oh well.

Pizza also makes me super thirsty the next day.   :dunno:
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Re: Yikes! Heartburn! (home remedies master thread)
« Reply #10 on: August 08, 2013, 01:36:59 PM »
A nice remedy for the hiccups is to take a sip of vinegar. Pickle juice doesn't work as well, but it will usually do the trick and it isn't as disgusting as vinegar.

This sounds like you're pranking us. I'm going to need on the ground confirmation of this before I go vinegar guzzling next time I hiccup.


If you have an itchy bug bite, you can burn it off. A painful burn is sometimes preferable to an itchy bite, but not always.

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Re: Yikes! Heartburn! (home remedies master thread)
« Reply #11 on: August 08, 2013, 01:37:27 PM »
If you have a bad cold, drink copious amounts of whiskey. You just won't care about your cough and runny nose any more after 3-4 shots, and everything you drink past that is just bonus.

Also, make sure you drink lots of water.

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Re: Yikes! Heartburn! (home remedies master thread)
« Reply #12 on: August 08, 2013, 01:40:45 PM »
Exercise.

this. i used to choke down a few tums a day because no matter what id get heartburn. hardly ever get it now that i dropped a few lbs and started exercising.
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Re: Yikes! Heartburn! (home remedies master thread)
« Reply #13 on: August 08, 2013, 01:42:09 PM »
Exercise.

this. i used to choke down a few tums a day because no matter what id get heartburn. hardly ever get it now that i dropped a few lbs and started exercising.

Any other remedies? Looking for ones with less personal commitment here thanks.

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Re: Yikes! Heartburn! (home remedies master thread)
« Reply #14 on: August 08, 2013, 01:42:20 PM »
Oh, ok.   I get that with pizza, but I love pizza so oh well.

Pizza also makes me super thirsty the next day.   :dunno:

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Re: Yikes! Heartburn! (home remedies master thread)
« Reply #15 on: August 08, 2013, 01:43:01 PM »
Exercise.

this. i used to choke down a few tums a day because no matter what id get heartburn. hardly ever get it now that i dropped a few lbs and started exercising.

Any other remedies? Looking for ones with less personal commitment here thanks.

Ice water

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Re: Yikes! Heartburn! (home remedies master thread)
« Reply #16 on: August 08, 2013, 01:43:55 PM »
Exercise.

this. i used to choke down a few tums a day because no matter what id get heartburn. hardly ever get it now that i dropped a few lbs and started exercising.

Any other remedies? Looking for ones with less personal commitment here thanks.

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I think what my friend Mitch is trying to say is that true love is blind.

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Re: Yikes! Heartburn! (home remedies master thread)
« Reply #17 on: August 08, 2013, 01:44:24 PM »
If you are feeling dehydrated, just pound 3 tall glasses of water. You will be feeling right as rain in less than an hour.

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Re: Yikes! Heartburn! (home remedies master thread)
« Reply #18 on: August 08, 2013, 01:45:50 PM »
Exercise.

this. i used to choke down a few tums a day because no matter what id get heartburn. hardly ever get it now that i dropped a few lbs and started exercising.

Any other remedies? Looking for ones with less personal commitment here thanks.

gastric bypass

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Re: Yikes! Heartburn! (home remedies master thread)
« Reply #19 on: August 08, 2013, 01:50:25 PM »
I've never had heartburn, but I have been told that if you sprinkle some ginger on your pizza, it will counteract your stomach acid and keep you neutral.

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Re: Yikes! Heartburn! (home remedies master thread)
« Reply #20 on: August 08, 2013, 01:51:03 PM »
Gross.
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Re: Yikes! Heartburn! (home remedies master thread)
« Reply #21 on: August 08, 2013, 01:53:26 PM »
if you ever get a plantar wart on your foot from the disgusting locker room floor (:barf:) you can fix it by putting duct tape on it for basically forever.

I'm not sure if the true medicine was the duct tape or my immune system but it is totally healed now and i only ruined like 12 pairs of socks with duct tape goop.

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Re: Yikes! Heartburn! (home remedies master thread)
« Reply #22 on: August 08, 2013, 01:54:28 PM »
Gross.
Yeah. It's probably better to just avoid the pizza altogether.

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Re: Yikes! Heartburn! (home remedies master thread)
« Reply #23 on: August 08, 2013, 02:00:55 PM »
I've never had heartburn, but I have been told that if you sprinkle some ginger on your pizza, it will counteract your stomach acid and keep you neutral.
Just any old ginger? :fatty:

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Re: Yikes! Heartburn! (home remedies master thread)
« Reply #24 on: August 08, 2013, 02:04:58 PM »
I've never had heartburn, but I have been told that if you sprinkle some ginger on your pizza, it will counteract your stomach acid and keep you neutral.
Just any old ginger? :fatty:

I've never tried it, but ginger is supposed to be a remedy for heartburn, raw or cooked. You can also sprinkle some into a glass of tea. If you get too much, it supposedly makes things worse, though.