Perfectly good reasons for finding a new job

[Dr Rick Daris]

Hey Friends, I just resigned from my job with my knob of a boss, I am moving back to the happiest place on earth to take a position with more money, flexibility, and benefits. 



I'm currently  my ass off, this is going to be a great rough ridin' week.

where will you be working, rick rampus? what will you be doing?

I will be working for an agricultural financial institution, but it isn't a bank. They just opened an office in the new development two blocks south of The Chef    in April.  I will be selling money.

that's great. working in downtown mhk sounds like a lot of fun.

[Fedor]

Hey Friends, I just resigned from my job with my knob of a boss, I am moving back to the happiest place on earth to take a position with more money, flexibility, and benefits. 



I'm currently  my ass off, this is going to be a great rough ridin' week.

where will you be working, rick rampus? what will you be doing?

I will be working for an agricultural financial institution, but it isn't a bank. They just opened an office in the new development two blocks south of The Chef    in April.  I will be selling money.

PM me if there is ever a BOGO sale on money.

[Pendergast]

Best reason, because you're starting your own business.  You can make like 25% less money and still have the same lifestyle due to taxes.  Of course if you're a KSU Alum you'll make a lot more than at your put job that only pays six figures.

Do your own thing, make your boss (you) lease you a car, pay for gas, provide lunch everyday, buy season tickets to cats games for "business development", and you better ask for that couch and TV in your office, even though your boss is a hard ass.  All of it paid before taxes, unlike your pud job that takes out taxes first, and you spend whatever is left over.