Author Topic: Perfectly good reasons for finding a new job (Read 6664 times)

Emo EMAW · « **on:** August 05, 2013, 03:54:03 PM »

1. Switched to new IM feature that does not allow animated gif files.

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #1 on:** August 05, 2013, 04:23:01 PM »

When managers are rough ridin' each other when married.

'taterblast · « **Reply #2 on:** August 05, 2013, 04:30:40 PM »

getting fired

yoman · « **Reply #3 on:** August 05, 2013, 04:55:46 PM »

If goEMAW ever gets blocked on company server

Paul Moscow · « **Reply #4 on:** August 05, 2013, 05:03:13 PM »

Selection of snack food proves that upper management lacks forward-thinking initiatives.

8manpick · « **Reply #5 on:** August 05, 2013, 05:04:12 PM »

Company takes away free coffee

CNS · « **Reply #6 on:** August 05, 2013, 05:07:17 PM »

Working past 50 hrs a week without making fat bank

pissclams · « **Reply #7 on:** August 05, 2013, 05:13:50 PM »

here's the thing about work, you rough ridin' rejects. it's work.

sys · « **Reply #8 on:** August 05, 2013, 05:24:12 PM »

Quote from: WackySquawk08 on August 05, 2013, 04:23:01 PM

When managers are rough ridin' each other when married.

it took me quite a while to decide that fanning probably means that they are married to other people. i'm not completely sure though.

CNS · « **Reply #9 on:** August 05, 2013, 05:28:12 PM »

Quote from: sys on August 05, 2013, 05:24:12 PM

Quote from: WackySquawk08 on August 05, 2013, 04:23:01 PM
When managers are rough ridin' each other when married.

it took me quite a while to decide that fanning probably means that they are married to other people. i'm not completely sure though.

gotta be. Either that or he is staunchly against Mom and Pop type biz's.

sys · « **Reply #10 on:** August 05, 2013, 05:30:05 PM »

Quote from: CNS on August 05, 2013, 05:28:12 PM

gotta be. Either that or he is staunchly against Mom and Pop type biz's.

he may think that it hurts his chances with mom if she's still rough ridin' pop.

CNS · « **Reply #11 on:** August 05, 2013, 05:31:12 PM »

Quote from: sys on August 05, 2013, 05:30:05 PM

Quote from: CNS on August 05, 2013, 05:28:12 PM
gotta be. Either that or he is staunchly against Mom and Pop type biz's.

he may think that it hurts his chances with mom if she's still rough ridin' pop.

I guess that makes sense?

sys · « **Reply #12 on:** August 05, 2013, 05:34:33 PM »

Quote from: CNS on August 05, 2013, 05:31:12 PM

I guess that makes sense?

he's very nuanced.

CNS · « **Reply #13 on:** August 05, 2013, 05:35:43 PM »

Good employers are good at finding employees who know exactly what they both want out of the job and need what said employee brings to the table.

WillieWatanabe · « **Reply #14 on:** August 05, 2013, 05:38:30 PM »

when the HR lady steals your soup.

AbeFroman · « **Reply #15 on:** August 05, 2013, 05:48:49 PM »

When they start caring about taking hour and a half lunch breaks.

pissclams · « **Reply #16 on:** August 05, 2013, 06:03:51 PM »

Quote from: WillieWatanabe on August 05, 2013, 05:38:30 PM

when the HR lady steals your soup.

when the lady who brings her own creamer finds out you've been absconding her coffee additive

pissclams · « **Reply #17 on:** August 05, 2013, 06:04:26 PM »

Quote from: AbeFroman on August 05, 2013, 05:48:49 PM

When they start caring about taking hour and a half lunch breaks.

good one Abe, eff that

Emo EMAW · « **Reply #18 on:** August 05, 2013, 09:29:23 PM »

Guise what about Blackberry's? Or is it Blackberries? Anyway, what if your employer makes you carry one of those, and your peers in other companies openly mock you and your so-called "innovative" company? Man, I could go either way on this one.

RickRampus · « **Reply #19 on:** August 06, 2013, 09:36:19 AM »

what about when your boss doesn't give you the same perks as the guy you took over for ie, cell phone, country club membership? really steamed me

Mr Bread · « **Reply #20 on:** August 06, 2013, 09:40:52 AM »

Quote from: RickRampus on August 06, 2013, 09:36:19 AM

what about when your boss doesn't give you the same perks as the guy you took over for ie, cell phone, country club membership? really steamed me

That is a very clear message to you and it isn't a good one.

GoodForAnother · « **Reply #21 on:** August 06, 2013, 09:41:54 AM »

Quote from: Emo EMAW on August 05, 2013, 03:54:03 PM

1. Switched to new IM feature that does not allow animated gif files.

mine has a "size limit" on gifs. so only stupid gifs work. none of the really good internet gifs work at all!

puniraptor · « **Reply #22 on:** August 06, 2013, 09:42:48 AM »

The lord helps those who help themselves. Ramp, did you ask for these things?

RickRampus · « **Reply #23 on:** August 06, 2013, 09:43:29 AM »

Quote from: Mr Bread on August 06, 2013, 09:40:52 AM

Quote from: RickRampus on August 06, 2013, 09:36:19 AM
what about when your boss doesn't give you the same perks as the guy you took over for ie, cell phone, country club membership? really steamed me

That is a very clear message to you and it isn't a good one.

bread I forgot to mention that his reasoning, and I quote, "some people have things that others don't". the guy before me happened to be the CEO's son

Emo EMAW · « **Reply #24 on:** August 06, 2013, 09:46:25 AM »

Quote from: RickRampus on August 06, 2013, 09:43:29 AM

Quote from: Mr Bread on August 06, 2013, 09:40:52 AM
Quote from: RickRampus on August 06, 2013, 09:36:19 AM
what about when your boss doesn't give you the same perks as the guy you took over for ie, cell phone, country club membership? really steamed me

That is a very clear message to you and it isn't a good one.

bread I forgot to mention that his reasoning, and I quote, "some people have things that others don't". the guy before me happened to be the CEO's son

Assert your dominance by placing your head over the back of your boss' neck. Breathe in deeply and quickly. Move slowly and deliberately and mess up your hair so it sticks straight up. If he does not yield bite off his ear.