Is Trim a good lawyer?

[Willesgirl]

And what kind of law does he practice? I have a friend who said he needs a real bad person of an attorney. Strangely, my first thought was of Trim.

I am pretty certain I know Trim's actual name, but does anyone here have any idea or other suggestions? I know many attorneys, but they're all super nice people. That's not what I'm seeking here.

[Trim]

Not interested, fanning.

[8manpick]

Just call him fanning, I know you have his number

[420seriouscat69]

Trim's your guy, Willes.

[Mr Bread]

I thought the willesgirl sock was dead.

[steve dave]

I can confirm trim is a real bad person attorney and is also not interested

[KSUblumpkin]

I thought the willesgirl sock was dead.

It's clearly show your sock on your male genitals day.  I feel like that should be a facebook status or something. 

[Willesgirl]

I've never been a sock. I honestly know a guy who needs a dickhead attorney. Busy, but sometimes lurking. I should know better than to ask this integrity-rich board for legal advice. (Shame Yourself Thread.)

[wetwillie]

Brad Postotnick (sp)

[lopakman]

I've never been a sock. I honestly know a guy who needs a dickhead attorney. Busy, but sometimes lurking. I should know better than to ask this integrity-rich board for legal advice. (Shame Yourself Thread.)

I'd probably be more concerned with hiring an attorney that has an area of expertise in the reasoning that I need an attorney over just hiring the biggest bad person attorney I can find.  You're "friend" doesn't sound very smart.

[Trim]

As you know, fanning, at least 50% of this blog site's members are lawyers.  Just post the whole situation and I'm sure we can all team up to solve this pro bono or direct you the right person.

[Willesgirl]

I don't know the whole problem. It has to do with a broken contract. And you'll note, savants, I did ask what KIND of law Trim practiced. Guess I can look that up on the w-w-w, though if I had to guess based on the things I read here, I would say he's Wichita's equivalent of Johnny Cochrane, only meaner and less rhyme-y.

[Trim]

Cochrane

[puniraptor]

I'm guessing this is about a number of stolen hay bales.

[Mr Bread]

I've never been a sock. I honestly know a guy who needs a dickhead attorney. Busy, but sometimes lurking. I should know better than to ask this integrity-rich board for legal advice. (Shame Yourself Thread.)

I'd probably be more concerned with hiring an attorney that has an area of expertise in the reasoning that I need an attorney over just hiring the biggest bad person attorney I can find.  You're "friend" doesn't sound very smart.

In my experience the very best of attorneys aren't assholes.  It doesn't accomplish anything other than to make you look like a bitter, losery prick.  The worst hacks are always assholes.  All assholes are not always hacks though.  Being a fuckface just because doesn't impress judges or juries, and it sure as crap doesn't get you anywhere in negotiations.  There's often a time and place to be a hardass, but if that's all you do no one worth a crap will take you seriously. 

Also, lopakman has really come around.  I barely remember what a shitty poster you were. 

[treysolid]

You can use my lawyer, Bob Loblaw.

[The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep]

I'm a 2nd year law student, I'll represent him.

[lopakman]

I've never been a sock. I honestly know a guy who needs a dickhead attorney. Busy, but sometimes lurking. I should know better than to ask this integrity-rich board for legal advice. (Shame Yourself Thread.)

I'd probably be more concerned with hiring an attorney that has an area of expertise in the reasoning that I need an attorney over just hiring the biggest bad person attorney I can find.  You're "friend" doesn't sound very smart.

In my experience the very best of attorneys aren't assholes.  It doesn't accomplish anything other than to make you look like a bitter, losery prick.  The worst hacks are always assholes.  All assholes are not always hacks though.  Being a fuckface just because doesn't impress judges or juries, and it sure as crap doesn't get you anywhere in negotiations.  There's often a time and place to be a hardass, but if that's all you do no one worth a crap will take you seriously. 

Also, lopakman has really come around.  I barely remember what a shitty poster you were.

Thanks, I think.   

[michigancat]

I'm guessing this is about a number of stolen hay bales.

Cassy nominee for most improved poster.

When are the Cassy's, BTW?

[Johnny Wichita]

Also, lopakman has really come around.  I barely remember what a shitty poster you were.

Too little, too late.  He didn't get the invite. 

[AbeFroman]

Troy Huser?

[SdK]

Troy Huser?

Got my sister out of some stuff just by saying he was going to represent her!

[jtksu]

You can use my lawyer, Bob Loblaw.

That's a huge law bomb right there.

[Tobias]

I'm guessing this is about a number of stolen hay bales.

Cassy nominee for most improved poster.

he came out of the gate so strong though.  he's just a really good poster imo

[puniraptor]

I'm guessing this is about a number of stolen hay bales.

Cassy nominee for most improved poster.

he came out of the gate so strong though.  he's just a really good poster imo

I feel like this argument is really about to heat up!