Dax I'm not sure what you did to Dr. J, but he seems to constantly glance over his shoulder.
The Endowment ignorance really gets me. KU has a great endowment....nobody is arguing that. What some of the fans over there do not understand is that money is not going to be given to the Athletic Department, and is not associated with the Athletic Department unless specific donations delegate a percentage to the Athletic Department. KU has a lot of Graduate colleges (Pharmacy, Med, and Law to name a few). Many of the students who attended those specific colleges did not attend KU undergrad (note: KU Law Spring class of 2013 had just as many or more K-State undergrads than KU) - thus do not have a strong connection with the Athletic Program. When alumni from those specific Colleges donate, they will donate to the college itself with no interest in giving to an athletic department they do not support. Additionally, if percentages are delegated to the Athletic Program, it is probably tagged with a specific sport (I.E. basketball). I'm sure it is difficult to get a non-KU undergrad alum to donate money towards KU football.
Now could the KU Endowment loan the Athletic Department money? Absolutely. However that could piss off a lot of Med school grads who find their donations would be better served for important medical research.