Is beems arguing that ku is better than kstate at football, because that's Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!).
Here's how a reasonable persons would handicap it:
Players - Cats
Staff - Cats
Facilities - Cats
Here's how an enraged lunatic would handicap it:
Subjective impression of topography in the immediate vicinity - beaks
Intangible and conjectural potential ceiling of the program if everything were to go perfectly right - beaks
2015 nfl udfa's - beaks
Am I missing something?