Author Topic: The KU Rayhawks are NOT going through a rough patch. They make Raytown, Missouri proud!  (Read 4050184 times)

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Offline Jabeez

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K-State is like the rogue dingleberry that finds its way past the anal hair and latches onto the nut hair as its descending into the toilet.  Essentially, you're Mountain West bound unless you can ride that nut hair into the big 10.
because the big 12  is done?

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K-State is like the rogue dingleberry that finds its way past the anal hair and latches onto the nut hair as its descending into the toilet.  Essentially, you're Mountain West bound unless you can ride that nut hair into the big 10.
I've quite literally never got a dingleberry on a nut hair. You should really take better care of yourself beems.
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K-State is like the rogue dingleberry that finds its way past the anal hair and latches onto the nut hair as its descending into the toilet.  Essentially, you're Mountain West bound unless you can ride that nut hair into the big 10.

So, we're the scrotum?


The balls. 

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K-State is like the rogue dingleberry that finds its way past the anal hair and latches onto the nut hair as its descending into the toilet.  Essentially, you're Mountain West bound unless you can ride that nut hair into the big 10.
I've quite literally never got a dingleberry on a nut hair. You should really take better care of yourself beems.


It's just an analogy.  Don't take it personally.

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K-State is like the rogue dingleberry that finds its way past the anal hair and latches onto the nut hair as its descending into the toilet.  Essentially, you're Mountain West bound unless you can ride that nut hair into the big 10.

I would hope KU gets picked up by the Mountain West honestly, might win more than 2 conferences games in 5 years there. Probably not tho

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so is mark emmert the proctologist

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K-State is like the rogue dingleberry that finds its way past the anal hair and latches onto the nut hair as its descending into the toilet.  Essentially, you're Mountain West bound unless you can ride that nut hair into the big 10.

First of all, that's gross. Secondly, well I forgot what I was going to say, but eww, gross.

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I've always considered Lawrence to be the taint between Topeka and KC

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I've always considered Lawrence to be the taint between Topeka and KC
which one is the a-hole???
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K-State is like the rogue dingleberry that finds its way past the anal hair and latches onto the nut hair as its descending into the toilet.  Essentially, you're Mountain West bound unless you can ride that nut hair into the big 10.

So, we're the scrotum?

The balls.

a man's most valuable body part.  appropriate analogy. 

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so is mark emmert the proctologist

Lol'd at this


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I know it's all fueled from personal unhappiness, but if I ever saw Beems and he said this crap in person, I'd end his throat. So much ignorance and so much dick sucking of something he contributed nothing too like their titles is sad. Your beloved Lawrence is in shambles, so is KU. In 30 years, your titles will be as meaningful as Yale and Princeton's in the late 1800 football titles. Manhattan and KSU are the future, you can keep telling the kids to get off your lawn all you want, but you can't suck on Clint's dick for too much longer....

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I know it's all fueled from personal unhappiness, but if I ever saw Beems and he said this crap in person, I'd end his throat. So much ignorance and so much dick sucking of something he contributed nothing too like their titles is sad. Your beloved Lawrence is in shambles, so is KU. In 30 years, your titles will be as meaningful as Yale and Princeton's in the late 1800 football titles. Manhattan and KSU are the future, you can keep telling the kids to get off your lawn all you want, but you can't suck on Clint's dick for too much longer....



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I know it's all fueled from personal unhappiness, but if I ever saw Beems and he said this crap in person, I'd end his throat. So much ignorance and so much dick sucking of something he contributed nothing too like their titles is sad. Your beloved Lawrence is in shambles, so is KU. In 30 years, your titles will be as meaningful as Yale and Princeton's in the late 1800 football titles. Manhattan and KSU are the future, you can keep telling the kids to get off your lawn all you want, but you can't suck on Clint's dick for too much longer....




Yep. Next?

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I'll have to put my fattyfest appearance on hold due to recent threats of violence.  By the way, who is "Clint?"

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I know it's all fueled from personal unhappiness, but if I ever saw Beems and he said this crap in person, I'd end his throat. So much ignorance and so much dick sucking of something he contributed nothing too like their titles is sad. Your beloved Lawrence is in shambles, so is KU. In 30 years, your titles will be as meaningful as Yale and Princeton's in the late 1800 football titles. Manhattan and KSU are the future, you can keep telling the kids to get off your lawn all you want, but you can't suck on Clint's dick for too much longer....

Is this some sort of glass wherein beholders generally discover everybody's face but their own?
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If Beems wasn't scared he wouldn't be lashing out the way that he is. He is very worried about the state of KU and Lawrence and we should be here to console him as only TSC bros can do.
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Once again, thank goodness Big Bro K-State has drug lil bro ku back into football reality.

If it weren't for K-State the little success ku has in football over the last 45 years likely wouldn't have ever happened.   Whole legions of ku fans and boosters would have been perfectly content to let football languish as long as basketball was performing well.




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Don't worry Beems. I'll FattyFest for the first time ever so that you can meet everyone else. By that I mean, I know you won't show up anyway, but I won't give you an excuse.

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Note to self: dingleberry is a red line for SDK. Do not cross.

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threats of violence?  i just don't even.
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I know it's all fueled from personal unhappiness, but if I ever saw Beems and he said this crap in person, I'd end his throat. So much ignorance and so much dick sucking of something he contributed nothing too like their titles is sad. Your beloved Lawrence is in shambles, so is KU. In 30 years, your titles will be as meaningful as Yale and Princeton's in the late 1800 football titles. Manhattan and KSU are the future, you can keep telling the kids to get off your lawn all you want, but you can't suck on Clint's dick for too much longer....