Jayhawk? Wildcat? Meh
Any damn team from Kansas
We defeat soundly

I think in the context in which one says
wildcat that its a 3 syllable word, so they F'd up their haiku.
Maybe this is a Midwest pronunciation thing? Do you guys pronounce it wa?-juld k??t or wa?ld k??t? I guess if I'm saying wild by itself or in a chant its the later. But if I'm just hanging out, shooting the breeze, I think I generally pronounce it the former.