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Offline AbeFroman

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Re: kelly stewart stories
« Reply #50 on: July 24, 2013, 11:54:13 AM »
She worked at the Library with my roommate circa 2006 and she was most unpleasant.

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Re: **ATTENTION KELLY STEWART CREEP**
« Reply #51 on: July 24, 2013, 11:55:42 AM »
At least Notorious G.A.T. has her back. Notorious G.A.T. is the fat slob that let Fitz stick his chub into.

I know her.

She is on thedirty.com...and from what I hear, rightfully so.

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Re: **ATTENTION KELLY STEWART CREEP**
« Reply #52 on: July 24, 2013, 12:01:22 PM »
At least Notorious G.A.T. has her back. Notorious G.A.T. is the fat slob that let Fitz stick his chub into.

I know her.

She is on thedirty.com...and from what I hear, rightfully so.

That was due to beef between her and some other girl. They both used to hang out at hotels whenever travelling coaches were in town, and apparently went after the same guy once. Sluts gonna slut.

She also liked to "pass out" at random people's houses and then go through purses at 4am when everyone else was passed out.

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Re: kelly stewart stories
« Reply #53 on: July 24, 2013, 12:02:43 PM »
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Re: kelly stewart stories
« Reply #54 on: July 24, 2013, 12:19:36 PM »
My roommate's best friend dated her all throughout high school. Apparently she was a very abusive girlfriend

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Re: kelly stewart stories
« Reply #55 on: July 24, 2013, 12:28:22 PM »
I SAID STOP NOW EVERYONE SHUTUP
I think what my friend Mitch is trying to say is that true love is blind.

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Re: kelly stewart stories
« Reply #56 on: July 24, 2013, 12:37:04 PM »
MOAR!!!!

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Re: kelly stewart stories
« Reply #57 on: July 24, 2013, 12:42:08 PM »
Junior year some buddies and I were trying to stay up all night drinking for the Marshall game and at 3am that crazy bitch starts banging on our door and screaming at us. She lived in the same duplex as us and she thought I parked in her parking spot (I did). I open the door and she yells a bunch of really mean things to me in her whiny, annoying voice. I stood there and took it for 30 seconds then smiled and slammed the door in her face. She kept yelling for another 5 minutes before giving up

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Re: kelly stewart stories
« Reply #58 on: July 24, 2013, 12:47:43 PM »
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Re: kelly stewart stories
« Reply #59 on: July 24, 2013, 12:54:00 PM »
In high school, she kicked my roommate in the balls in a drunken rage. He punched her in the back of the head and her boyfriend just laughed at her

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Re: kelly stewart stories
« Reply #60 on: July 24, 2013, 12:55:21 PM »
I am sure she has served me a drink at some point.

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Re: kelly stewart stories
« Reply #61 on: July 24, 2013, 12:57:50 PM »
I forget which bars, but I know she was blacklisted at several in Aggieville prior to the Vegas move. I think Tubby's was one of them, which is really :lol: if you think about it.

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Re: kelly stewart stories
« Reply #62 on: July 24, 2013, 01:06:13 PM »
So how long until fitz comes here with raging butthurt to defend her honor? Or will he just tweet passive aggressive things about the "sock cult"?
I think this yoman guy is on to something....

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Re: kelly stewart stories
« Reply #63 on: July 24, 2013, 01:09:05 PM »
YES ELL....YES!!!

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Re: kelly stewart stories
« Reply #64 on: July 24, 2013, 01:12:21 PM »
YES ELL....YES!!!

This has potential to be one of the elite moments in his BBS career. Don't blow the opportunity ERII
I think this yoman guy is on to something....

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Re: kelly stewart stories
« Reply #65 on: July 24, 2013, 01:13:50 PM »
 :surprised: :popcorn:

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Re: kelly stewart stories
« Reply #66 on: July 24, 2013, 01:15:49 PM »
YES ELL....YES!!!

This has potential to be one of the elite moments in his BBS career. Don't blow the opportunity ERII
I don't know you guys, I think he's running out of ammo. :frown:

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Re: kelly stewart stories
« Reply #67 on: July 24, 2013, 01:18:10 PM »
YES ELL....YES!!!

This has potential to be one of the elite moments in his BBS career. Don't blow the opportunity ERII
I don't know you guys, I think he's running out of ammo. :frown:

If she is half the monster you guys are making her out to be and he was around her in both high school and college, then he has a stock pile of ammo that would last for an entire world war.
I think this yoman guy is on to something....

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Re: kelly stewart stories
« Reply #68 on: July 24, 2013, 01:26:06 PM »
When the roomie gets home tonight I'm going to tell him it's time to spill his guts. He hates the bitch so he won't have any problem telling me everything he knows.

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Re: kelly stewart stories
« Reply #69 on: July 24, 2013, 01:32:16 PM »
What I don't understand, is how much she bitches about her student loans on twitter. How did she rack up so much deebt? She was a townie, right? That's just weird to me.

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Re: kelly stewart stories
« Reply #70 on: July 24, 2013, 01:35:10 PM »
complaining about student loans is pathetic. racking up debt just because you're a townie isn't. expenses are expenses regardless of whether your parents live four miles away or one hundred and four.

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Re: kelly stewart stories
« Reply #71 on: July 24, 2013, 01:37:13 PM »
When the roomie gets home tonight I'm going to tell him it's time to spill his guts. He hates the bitch so he won't have any problem telling me everything he knows.

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Re: kelly stewart stories
« Reply #72 on: July 24, 2013, 01:38:21 PM »
complaining about student loans is pathetic. racking up debt just because you're a townie isn't. expenses are expenses regardless of whether your parents live four miles away or one hundred and four.
Touché

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Re: kelly stewart stories
« Reply #73 on: July 24, 2013, 01:40:38 PM »
She wouldn't have so much debt if someone had told her you don't need to go to college to be a waitress.

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Re: kelly stewart stories
« Reply #74 on: July 24, 2013, 01:40:58 PM »
She wouldn't have so much debt if someone had told her you don't need to go to college to be a waitress.