Diets

[Asteriskhead]

They didn't have sex stores back in the day. Put two and two together.

i don't think it was common practice to sculpt fully torqued peens.

[puniraptor]

stolen peens, regardless of size, is a scary thought. what are the peen thief/thieves doing with these stolen peens? is there a blackmarket for stolen peens? is there a secret guild of peen thieves? did lorena bobbitt belong to this league of peen thieves?

there is a lost nazi vault deep underground in the alps just loaded with peen upon peen

[CNS]

They didn't have sex stores back in the day. Put two and two together.

Basically, if you are a master sculptor, you have a small peen and sculpt what you know.

[mocat]

monuments men? more like washington monument-shaped objects men.

[CNS]

Sculptors are growers, not showers.

[Asteriskhead]

stolen peens, regardless of size, is a scary thought. what are the peen thief/thieves doing with these stolen peens? is there a blackmarket for stolen peens? is there a secret guild of peen thieves? did lorena bobbitt belong to this league of peen thieves?

there is a lost nazi vault deep underground in the alps just loaded with peen upon peen

are they cataloged? is there a peen librarian for the league of peen thieves peen library? do they have a dewey decimal system for peens? or is it hobbit style, where the peen thieves just chuck all the peens in there in a big ole peen pile for them to roll around in whenever they feel like?

[puniraptor]

stolen peens, regardless of size, is a scary thought. what are the peen thief/thieves doing with these stolen peens? is there a blackmarket for stolen peens? is there a secret guild of peen thieves? did lorena bobbitt belong to this league of peen thieves?

there is a lost nazi vault deep underground in the alps just loaded with peen upon peen

are they cataloged? is there a peen librarian for the league of peen thieves peen library? do they have a dewey decimal system for peens? or is it hobbit style, where the peen thieves just chuck all the peens in there is a big ole peen pile for the roll around in whenever they feel like?

It's more like indiana jones. Just crate upon crate full of buckets of peens.

would you guys believe me if told you the worlds largest sculpted peen (not counting wash. mon.) is on the great sphynx in egypt? its just buried underground with the sphynx on top.

[lopakman]

What in the eff is going on here?

[Asteriskhead]

stolen peens, regardless of size, is a scary thought. what are the peen thief/thieves doing with these stolen peens? is there a blackmarket for stolen peens? is there a secret guild of peen thieves? did lorena bobbitt belong to this league of peen thieves?

there is a lost nazi vault deep underground in the alps just loaded with peen upon peen

are they cataloged? is there a peen librarian for the league of peen thieves peen library? do they have a dewey decimal system for peens? or is it hobbit style, where the peen thieves just chuck all the peens in there is a big ole peen pile for the roll around in whenever they feel like?

It's more like indiana jones. Just crate upon crate full of buckets of peens.

would you guys believe me if told you the worlds largest sculpted peen (not counting wash. mon.) is on the great sphynx in egypt? its just buried underground with the sphynx on top.

i heard the washington monument was modeled after george's favorite of his thirty peens, number 27.

[lopakman]

What in the eff is going on here?

Also, eff you guys.  If you have enough time to talk about peens in the Diet thread then you have enough time to give me my rough ridin' cakes.   

[Tobias]

What in the eff is going on here?

Also, eff you guys.  If you have enough time to talk about peens in the Diet thread then you have enough time to give me my rough ridin' cakes.   

i don't see this approach ending well for your cake thread, lopak

[The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep]

stolen peens, regardless of size, is a scary thought. what are the peen thief/thieves doing with these stolen peens? is there a blackmarket for stolen peens? is there a secret guild of peen thieves? did lorena bobbitt belong to this league of peen thieves?

there is a lost nazi vault deep underground in the alps just loaded with peen upon peen

are they cataloged? is there a peen librarian for the league of peen thieves peen library? do they have a dewey decimal system for peens? or is it hobbit style, where the peen thieves just chuck all the peens in there is a big ole peen pile for the roll around in whenever they feel like?

It's more like indiana jones. Just crate upon crate full of buckets of peens.

would you guys believe me if told you the worlds largest sculpted peen (not counting wash. mon.) is on the great sphynx in egypt? its just buried underground with the sphynx on top.

just talk to a peen expert. he said underground peens don't qualify for worlds largest sculpted peen. above ground only.

wash monument is back up!! 

[puniraptor]

Diet related: did u guys know that a marble peen has zero digestible calories?

[yoga-like_abana]

Diet related: did u guys know that a marble peen has zero digestible calories?

I have no clue what you are talking about even after googling

['taterblast]

 

[yoga-like_abana]

why would I put a peen into my body if its not going to give me any calories which = energy

[puniraptor]

why would I put a peen into my body if its not going to give me any calories which = energy

if pizza had no energy (which =  calories) there is no limit to the amount of pizza i would put into my body

[Dugout DickStone]

Ms. Wackysquawk and I joined the same gym in the river market. We try to go together to hold eachother accountable. Also, we've been eating a lot of chicken breasts, veggies, and brown rice lately. I use lite soy sauce and mustard to add to the flavor. It's really good you guys!

that gym is awful

[Tobias]

why would I put a peen into my body if its not going to give me any calories which = energy

if pizza had no energy (which =  calories) there is no limit to the amount of pizza i would put into my body

interesting strategy going on here...

[puniraptor]

why would I put a peen into my body if its not going to give me any calories which = energy

if pizza had no energy (which =  calories) there is no limit to the amount of pizza i would put into my body

interesting strategy going on here...

modified socratic

[DQ12]

Official post break weigh in: +5 pounds.  Not good, not awful.  Still planning on shedding those suckers over the next month in order to be completely shredded for beach season.

re. tiny peens:

apparently the Greeks (who were largely gay) thought huge dongs were grotesque and that tiny little boy peens were the pinnacle of beauty. 

See number 5: http://www.cracked.com/article_19347_6-weird-fashions-from-history-with-weirder-explanations.html

[EMAWmeister]

eff, I'm hungry.

[yoga-like_abana]

re. tiny peens:

apparently the Greeks (who were largely gay) thought huge dongs were grotesque and that tiny little boy peens were the pinnacle of beauty. 

@stunted you're beautiful!


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[puniraptor]

If the tiny little baby peens were so cool, then why weren't they stolen off, eh?

[nicname]

Official post break weigh in: +5 pounds.  Not good, not awful.  Still planning on shedding those suckers over the next month in order to be completely shredded for beach season.

re. tiny peens:

apparently the Greeks (who were largely gay) thought huge dongs were grotesque and that tiny little boy peens were the pinnacle of beauty. 

See number 5: http://www.cracked.com/article_19347_6-weird-fashions-from-history-with-weirder-explanations.html

I thoroughly enjoyed that article. Thx, Dlew.