Author Topic: What a boss! (Read 1946 times)

420seriouscat69 · « **on:** July 19, 2013, 04:22:22 PM »

http://www.kctv5.com/story/22881726/man-wants-jogger-to-stop-pooping-on-his-property

hemmy · « **Reply #1 on:** July 19, 2013, 04:47:07 PM »

gross

bones129 · « **Reply #2 on:** July 19, 2013, 05:05:02 PM »

Strange.

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #3 on:** July 19, 2013, 05:09:53 PM »

Probably an ex

The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep · « **Reply #4 on:** July 19, 2013, 05:15:43 PM »

WANTED TO BE CALLED BOBBY

felix rex · « **Reply #5 on:** July 19, 2013, 05:15:44 PM »

"This is malicious fecal distribution"

Cartierfor3 · « **Reply #6 on:** July 19, 2013, 05:17:23 PM »

NOT A BOSS

Pete · « **Reply #7 on:** July 19, 2013, 05:40:16 PM »

Fetish's are bitch

AbeFroman · « **Reply #8 on:** July 19, 2013, 05:43:55 PM »

Let he who has never had to poop while jogging cast the first stone.

felix rex · « **Reply #9 on:** July 19, 2013, 05:54:33 PM »

I'm honestly more judgmental of the no-wiping thing than anything else. The first couple days is one thing, but there's now excuse after that. Plan ahead.

hemmy · « **Reply #10 on:** July 19, 2013, 05:57:45 PM »

Quote from: felix rex on July 19, 2013, 05:15:44 PM

"This is malicious fecal distribution"

I literally erupted in laughter after reading that quote.

hemmy · « **Reply #11 on:** July 19, 2013, 05:58:47 PM »

Quote from: AbeFroman on July 19, 2013, 05:43:55 PM

Let he who has never had to poop while jogging cast the first stone.

You clench until you find a gas station or get back home. <<<<----- 5000th post

steve dave · « **Reply #12 on:** July 19, 2013, 05:59:19 PM »

I can't run far enough for this to be a problem

felix rex · « **Reply #13 on:** July 19, 2013, 06:05:39 PM »

Let he who hasn't left a hoodie to mark their elliptical cast the first stone.

yoga-like_abana · « **Reply #14 on:** July 19, 2013, 07:03:43 PM »

Bad human!

yoga-like_abana · « **Reply #15 on:** July 19, 2013, 07:04:22 PM »

I bet this is toby flendersons wife

slobber · « **Reply #16 on:** July 19, 2013, 08:59:31 PM »

DNR (ie, did not click the link), but this is a beautiful thread. Great job, go EMAW!

Spracne · « **Reply #17 on:** July 19, 2013, 09:14:17 PM »

slobber · « **Reply #18 on:** July 19, 2013, 09:17:18 PM »

Quote from: Spracne on July 19, 2013, 09:14:17 PM

eff you Spracne

(Probably best use of

ever, but I dnr the link, so I can't confirm.)(This is really small type, enlarge your screen like 20 times so you can read it.)

Headinjun · « **Reply #19 on:** July 19, 2013, 09:19:12 PM »

I've always wondered if this was a legitimate problem for serious joggers.

Do they really have to go that bad when out on a long run?

_33 · « **Reply #20 on:** July 19, 2013, 09:21:48 PM »

I would be squatting there for like 15 min playing on my phone.

Spracne · « **Reply #21 on:** July 19, 2013, 09:27:31 PM »

Quote from: Headinjun on July 19, 2013, 09:19:12 PM

I've always wondered if this was a legitimate problem for serious joggers.

Do they really have to go that bad when out on a long run?

Bro, do you even jog?

Pete · « **Reply #22 on:** July 19, 2013, 09:54:50 PM »

Quote from: _33 on July 19, 2013, 09:21:48 PM

I would be squatting there for like 15 min playing on my phone.

THIS

steve dave · « **Reply #23 on:** July 19, 2013, 09:58:42 PM »

Quote from: _33 on July 19, 2013, 09:21:48 PM

I would be squatting there for like 15 min playing on my phone.

Yeah, and I'd be 2 blocks from my house. Just doesn't add up.

Tobias · « **Reply #24 on:** July 19, 2013, 10:02:41 PM »

Quote from: steve dave on July 19, 2013, 09:58:42 PM

Quote from: _33 on July 19, 2013, 09:21:48 PM
I would be squatting there for like 15 min playing on my phone.

Yeah, and I'd be 2 blocks from my house. Just doesn't add up.

the carlson's would be SOO pissed at you. drugs?