Oh man, I cancelled our Uverse today because we switched to Surewest. What an ordeal that was. Went something like this.
Uverse: Hello, thank you for calling AT&T how may I help you?
Lopak:Hi, I would like to cancel my service.
Uverse:I am very sorry to hear that, may I ask why?
Lopak: Sure, we made the switch yesterday to Surewest, it was about half the cost.
Uverse: Well I see that the reason your bill is so high is because your promotion expired. We have some new promotions that I can hook you up with.
Lopak:No thank you
Uverse: I see we can offer you free HBO for six months.
Lopak: Thank you but we have Surewest now.
Uverse: I see here I can also add in Showtime.
Lopak: I have told you three times now that we switched to Surewest. Why would I want two cable providers?
Uverse: silence
Lopak: Are you there?
Uverse: Yes
Lopak
Uverse:silence
Lopak: So did you cancel it?
Uverse: You want to cancel your service? I need manager approval for that.
Lopak:
Uverse: I'm sorry sir he's preocuppied right now, can I place you on hold?
Lopak: I'd prefer that you didn...
Lopak: (now on hold)
Uverse: elevator music
Lopak:
10 minutes later:
Uverse: Sir, I have my supervisor on the line she can help you.
Uverse supervisor: Hello, I see that we can lower your bill to $108.00 per month from the $177 you are paying now, would that entice you to stay with AT&T?
Lopak: No thank you we've already made the switch to...Wait what? If you could lower my bill to that amount then why have I been paying for $177 per month?
Uverse: Well, did you ask for a lower rate?
Lopak: Yes, about six months ago you offered me Showtime instead.
Uverse: Okay so with Showtime and the lower rate would you consider staying?
Lopak: Did you go to KU?
Uverse: What?
Lopak: Nevermind. For the last time, please cancel my service effective today. .
Uverse: Okay would you like a confirmation number.
Lopak: You're damn right I do.
Uverse: Sir, there's no need for that language.
Lopak: silence
Uverse: Sir, are you still there?
Lopak: Yes, I am restraining myself right now.
another 5 minutes later.
Uverse: Okay here is your cancellation number.
Lopak: *click*