My electricity is out and I only have 3G

[Tobias]

I am gravely concerned, I do not want my friend to be raped and pillaged.

I respect them greatly

[Tobias]

Abilene seems like the kind of place that you could probably go borrow some of your neighbors electricity, if they have some extra.

darkness all around me

[Asteriskhead]

Can we dispatch a member of the Whitehair family to stand guard at 'bias's front door?

[Bloodfart]

Keep your Winchester within arms reach at all times.   

[Cartierfor3]

I'm assuming 'bias doesn't have of semi auto weapons, so the best play here is to just hide in the fetal position under the deck

[Tobias]

Abilene seems like the kind of place that you could probably go borrow some of your neighbors electricity, if they have some extra.

salina country club also appears to be dark (@TrimGoEMAW)

[Tobias]

I'm assuming 'bias doesn't have of semi auto weapons, so the best play here is to just hide in the fetal position under the deck

ITS THE GUBMENT ISNT IT?!

eff

[star seed 7]

My futon is open bias, door is unlocked, don't wake me when you come in tho

[Tobias]

i was using tonight to study for fattyfest

[Cartierfor3]

Hopefully Tobias has lots of liquor that can be used as currency in the barter system economy that will emerge in the new world order

[Tobias]

My futon is open bias, door is unlocked, don't wake me when you come in tho

no drinking and driving

(thanks tho friend)

[star seed 7]

Tobias would never make it in a barter system (terrible handshake)

[Benja]

Abilene, Ks. What a great little Kansas town.

[Tobias]

Hopefully Tobias has lots of liquor that can be used as currency in the barter system economy that will emerge in the new world order

tense is important here - this sounds like a conservation plan?

[Benja]

That said, I've driven through it 100 times and never stopped once. I should, though.

[Benja]

Are my simple conversation starters calming you down, tobias?

[Cartierfor3]

Hopefully Tobias has lots of liquor that can be used as currency in the barter system economy that will emerge in the new world order

tense is important here - this sounds like a conservation plan?

yes. it is an emergency situation. until you are rescued by army men you are to drink only your cheapest in the house.

[Asteriskhead]

'bias is going to be Master. Recently dispatched Whitehair family member is going to be Blaster.

[Bloodfart]

AIN'T NO JUICE!

[Tobias]

i will drink evan williams black so the men in beige may pillage my buffalo trace (have i mentioned not being picky about liquor?)

[Tobias]

'bias is going to be Master. Recently dispatched Whitehair family member is going to be Blaster.

is this a lineman or GOT reference? (or both!)

[Tobias]

i just grabbed my work laptop from the car to charge my phone

[Tobias]

AIN'T NO JUICE!

[Asteriskhead]

'bias is going to be Master. Recently dispatched Whitehair family member is going to be Blaster.

is this a lineman or GOT reference? (or both!)

 

[Tobias]

ice supply is dwindling