advice thread - heading into my senior year at Manhattan High

['taterblast]

step 1- go to the manhattan city pool
step 2- find the biggest mofo around
step 3- beat the living crap out of him in front of everyone
step 4- own the pool and soak in the rays with babes fillies and buds around

fyp

[yoman]

step 1- go to the manhattan city pool
step 2- find the biggest mofo around
step 3- beat the living crap out of him in front of everyone
step 4- own the pool and soak in the rays with babes fillies and buds around

Am willing to sacrifice some of my own street cred and help out young clams by throwing the fight in his favor. Gotta give back to the youth you know?

[MeatSauce]

keep a low profile, work out and get jacked, so when you stroll into MHS on 8/14 all the chicks get whiplash from checking out the new rippedclams.

[Dugout DickStone]

get ripped

[Winters]

raise hell

[CNS]

I misread this as Clams entering into college, not his senior yr in HS. 

Since that is the case, ignore my previous post. 

What you should do is get really good at Call of Duty and not care about a damn thing else.

[steaksdime]

Mountain biking on the trails at the spillway during the day.

Then camping at Goofy or Carnahan. No drinking and driving, youngster.

[Ghost of Stan Parrish]

Oh man!  One great thing about being a senior is all the hottest soph girls will want a ride to lunch with you next year.  (Lol, like you didn't know this already.)  And do Mr. MHS next year!

   <-- PC ruling the school

[DQ12]

You should do some UFM stuff and go canoeing and whatnot.

[pissclams]

keep a low profile, work out and get jacked, so when you stroll into MHS on 8/14 all the chicks get whiplash from checking out the new rippedclams.

already started working out, put on 2 pounds.  i read the protein shake thread from ksufans and printed it out so i'm just following that.  coach marn said i can work out with the football team in the weight room all summer.

don't worry this one is covered already

[pissclams]

Oh man!  One great thing about being a senior is all the hottest soph girls will want a ride to lunch with you next year.  (Lol, like you didn't know this already.)  And do Mr. MHS next year!

   <-- PC ruling the school

definitely doing Mr MHS, definitely not doing sub deb. 

[The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep]

what is your current lady situaish like, clams? do you have a girlfriend? are you getting some on the side? do you like girls? high school was a long time ago for me.

there is a poster on this board who slept with a lot of chicks in high school. you might pm him?

[Cartierfor3]

Clams you should start planning a senior spring break trip right NOW. Galveston is like hot babe central USA population hot babes in March.

[pissclams]

Clams you should start planning a senior spring break trip right NOW. Galveston is like hot babe central USA population hot babes in March.

i prob won't have any money b/c i'm still saving for go ksu U. 

no girlfriend situ to speak of, that's great news for the girls of emaw.  i want to start dating a XO now lol.  #poundit #sluts #poonraider

[DIB]

If you haven't had your first pregnancy scare, I recommend getting that out of the way.  Nothing worse than trying finish your homework, while some broad is yammering about how late she is.

[Mr Bread]

You should start practicing trimming your bush as college ladies like a well groomed downstairs.

[DIB]

You might want to do a couple test runs to see how drinkin' and druggin' affects your...uh...performance.  College sluts aren't as forgiving as high school broads.

Pro Tip: Ask your dealer to get you a few viagra.  Keep them handy for "emergencies"

[pissclams]

You should start practicing trimming your bush as college ladies like a well groomed downstairs.

thought you guys were kidding about that and still think you are kidding about that

[pissclams]

You might want to do a couple test runs to see how drinkin' and druggin' affects your...uh...performance.  College sluts aren't as forgiving as high school broads.

Pro Tip: Ask your dealer to get you a few viagra.  Keep them handy for "emergencies"

trust me i have no complaints registered from #ladies #sack #professional_lover

[Dr Rick Daris]

clams- will your brother get t-ribs and i some brews this weekend? his sister is out of town for the entire month. help?!

[pissclams]

meet me on the trail behind sunset zoo and we can talk about it

[The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep]

wouldnt do that if i were you. manhattan high's sro reads this blog all the time and will probably bust you. pick a new place via pm or get busted.

[Kat Kid]

Rosencutter at twilight bros.

[yoga-like_abana]

I'd go grab a slushy from daras fill it with some vodka and go see some boobs at the stampede

[SkinnyBenny]

Anybody going to The Rocks tonight?