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this is for the college guys on the board.  just started my summer break, the last one i'll have in high school as i head into my senior year at MHS.   i want advice from the studs on this board.

what should i do this summer?   i want to get everything out of my system so that i can finish up high school strong and then get ready to be a wildcat at KSU go cats!

my friend and i went fishing yesterday but it got boring because it was too hot and the fish weren't biting.   manhattan can be fun in the summer.  what did you guys do heading into your senior years?

thanks buds. :cheers:


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Re: advice thread - heading into my senior year at Manhattan High
« Reply #1 on: June 27, 2013, 08:08:54 AM »
Drive out to Pillsbury Crossing to tan/chill.  Turn up some tunes and  people will assume you are in college.  Tons of babes out there when the weather is right, particularly on a weekend.  Soak up some rays, tell people you are in "open option because i like to keep my options open" and you will def get some digits from some babes.

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Re: advice thread - heading into my senior year at Manhattan High
« Reply #2 on: June 27, 2013, 08:10:28 AM »
Are you familiar with the lyrics to Tim McGraws "Down On The Farm"?

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Re: advice thread - heading into my senior year at Manhattan High
« Reply #3 on: June 27, 2013, 08:10:57 AM »
find as many older guys as you can to buy you beer!

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Re: advice thread - heading into my senior year at Manhattan High
« Reply #4 on: June 27, 2013, 08:11:43 AM »
ok i'm going to drive to pillsbury today, good idea.  what is options open? 

and sd, country sux  :nono:


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Re: advice thread - heading into my senior year at Manhattan High
« Reply #5 on: June 27, 2013, 08:11:59 AM »
get a job at little caesar's.

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Re: advice thread - heading into my senior year at Manhattan High
« Reply #6 on: June 27, 2013, 08:12:10 AM »
find as many older guys as you can to buy you beer!

my brother works at a liquor store    :popcorn:


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Re: advice thread - heading into my senior year at Manhattan High
« Reply #7 on: June 27, 2013, 08:15:28 AM »
Wait Clams is not even a high school senior yet? That's amazing, never would have guessed.  Well played sir, well played.

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Re: advice thread - heading into my senior year at Manhattan High
« Reply #8 on: June 27, 2013, 08:20:58 AM »
If your parents go out of town, get your bro to buy you do beer and throw a house party.  Great practice for college parties, plus it's way fun.


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Re: advice thread - heading into my senior year at Manhattan High
« Reply #9 on: June 27, 2013, 08:24:23 AM »
pm me if you want me to buy you beer if your bro is out of town or something.
I think what my friend Mitch is trying to say is that true love is blind.

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Re: advice thread - heading into my senior year at Manhattan High
« Reply #10 on: June 27, 2013, 08:24:41 AM »
If your parents go out of town, get your bro to buy you do beer and throw a house party.  Great practice for college parties, plus it's way fun.

Make sure everyone parks down the street though. Clams neighbor Miss. Garfield is an old fun killer and would love nothing more than to rat him out to the RCPD.

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Re: advice thread - heading into my senior year at Manhattan High
« Reply #11 on: June 27, 2013, 08:27:52 AM »
If your parents go out of town, get your bro to buy you do beer and throw a house party.  Great practice for college parties, plus it's way fun.

my parents never leave town. 
dad is teaching summer session on campus and my mother is works days at cico park.  so no parties at my house. 
does anyone know the trail behind sunset zoo?


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Re: advice thread - heading into my senior year at Manhattan High
« Reply #12 on: June 27, 2013, 08:30:22 AM »
clams, you could try the summer pool pass at city park. i know there are a lot of kids running around but you could probably lie and tell them youre 25 so you could do the adult swim with all the babes. hubba hubba.
I think what my friend Mitch is trying to say is that true love is blind.

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Re: advice thread - heading into my senior year at Manhattan High
« Reply #13 on: June 27, 2013, 08:33:36 AM »
I bet clams was the Governor at Boys State this summer

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Re: advice thread - heading into my senior year at Manhattan High
« Reply #14 on: June 27, 2013, 08:40:04 AM »
crap, I thought clams was 40

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Re: advice thread - heading into my senior year at Manhattan High
« Reply #15 on: June 27, 2013, 08:53:45 AM »
The 3 B's bud: Beer, bros, & broads.

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Re: advice thread - heading into my senior year at Manhattan High
« Reply #16 on: June 27, 2013, 08:54:33 AM »
The 3 B's bud: Beer, bros, & broads.

buds buds and bruds

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Re: advice thread - heading into my senior year at Manhattan High
« Reply #17 on: June 27, 2013, 08:59:42 AM »
pissclams you should get a fake i.d. so you can go to aggieville. 
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Re: advice thread - heading into my senior year at Manhattan High
« Reply #18 on: June 27, 2013, 09:11:01 AM »

does anyone know the trail behind sunset zoo?
do I ever!  :)

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Re: advice thread - heading into my senior year at Manhattan High
« Reply #19 on: June 27, 2013, 09:11:56 AM »
Clams, get a job and make as much as you can over the next few months so that you can do nothing but party your first semester at school.  This will get your social life on the right track and when your social life is on the right track you exude confidence like crazy.  With all that confidence dripping off of you, prof's will see it and round all of your grades up, so it will get your academic career kicked off well too. 

This always works. 

As for what to do to make money, you ask?  I say an internship with Go Powercat would be a good place to start.  It would get your foot in the door with the Nucky Thompson(elite HBO reference that you probs don't get since you are only 18 and your parents probs don't let you watch yet due to your age) of Aggieville, will help you score loads of ladies, will get you "IN" with the local bartenders and bar owners, and will line your pockets with fat stacks of cash.


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Re: advice thread - heading into my senior year at Manhattan High
« Reply #20 on: June 27, 2013, 09:21:15 AM »
This always works. 

As for what to do to make money, you ask?  I say an internship with Go Powercat would be a good place to start.  It would get your foot in the door with the Nucky Thompson(elite HBO reference that you probs don't get since you are only 18 and your parents probs don't let you watch yet due to your age) of Aggieville, will help you score loads of ladies, will get you "IN" with the local bartenders and bar owners, and will line your pockets with fat stacks of cash.

Great advice here from CNS.  If you get "in" with Nucky, he'll probably even introduce you to his mistress Billie who lives in Las Vegas.  Her twitter handle is @BillieInVegas and she's really hot.
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Re: advice thread - heading into my senior year at Manhattan High
« Reply #21 on: June 27, 2013, 09:41:02 AM »
Country Stampede is this weekend.  Get some 4 day passes and you can see what every weekend of college life really is like.

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Re: advice thread - heading into my senior year at Manhattan High
« Reply #22 on: June 27, 2013, 09:41:40 AM »
'clams - the first thing you gotta do is get a part timer for booze money, then really the rest will play itself out.

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Re: advice thread - heading into my senior year at Manhattan High
« Reply #23 on: June 27, 2013, 09:42:28 AM »
practice talking to girls

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Re: advice thread - heading into my senior year at Manhattan High
« Reply #24 on: June 27, 2013, 09:43:56 AM »
step 1- go to the manhattan city pool
step 2- find the biggest mofo around
step 3- beat the living crap out of him in front of everyone
step 4- own the pool and soak in the rays with babes around
I think what my friend Mitch is trying to say is that true love is blind.