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Re: Let's revisit the whole evolution myth again...
« Reply #25 on: June 27, 2013, 11:20:07 AM »
Todd is simultaneously insane and interesting.

i'd like it if someone could identify the basis for his egg thing.  is he trying to reference monotremes?  if not, what in the world gives rise to his thought process?

I am not on that site anymore, but he used to say that every time he has to form an opinion on something, his very first thing he does is consult the Bible and his pastor/preacher/whatevs guy.  So, I would guess the Bible says something about it that he interprets through his Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) glasses that makes such things reasonable.

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Re: Let's revisit the whole evolution myth again...
« Reply #26 on: June 27, 2013, 09:32:07 PM »
I thought in the past Todd claimed he was Catholic. Am I wrong? 

The reason I bring that up is because the Catholic Church's official stance is that it has no problem with humans evolving from primates from a scientific standpoint.
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Re: Let's revisit the whole evolution myth again...
« Reply #27 on: June 28, 2013, 09:17:10 AM »
I thought in the past Todd claimed he was Catholic. Am I wrong? 

The reason I bring that up is because the Catholic Church's official stance is that it has no problem with humans evolving from primates from a scientific standpoint.

That's just God testing our faith. He works in mysterious ways.
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Re: Let's revisit the whole evolution myth again...
« Reply #28 on: June 28, 2013, 03:06:51 PM »
I thought in the past Todd claimed he was Catholic. Am I wrong? 

The reason I bring that up is because the Catholic Church's official stance is that it has no problem with humans evolving from primates from a scientific standpoint.

Everyone knows you can pick and choose what parts of your religion you want to believe, looks like Todd is mushing the Catholic Church's evolution beliefs

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Re: Let's revisit the whole evolution myth again...
« Reply #29 on: June 28, 2013, 04:48:29 PM »
eff, I'm going to have to read this thing aren't I

Summary of dinosaur section...

Noah had baby dinosaurs on the ark.  Duh.  Putting adult dinosaurs on the ark would have been stupid.

Dinosaurs walked with man.  This is proven by many cultures having "dragon" myths.

Todd doesn't believe dinosaurs breathed fire, because that would obviously be dumb.

He's really a treat.  He believes there were "juvenile dinosaurs" on the ark, but he doesn't address why they aren't around anymore. 
My prescience is fully engorged.  It throbs with righteous accuracy.  I am sated.

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Re: Let's revisit the whole evolution myth again...
« Reply #30 on: June 28, 2013, 04:54:35 PM »
Todd is simultaneously insane and interesting.

i'd like it if someone could identify the basis for his egg thing.  is he trying to reference monotremes?  if not, what in the world gives rise to his thought process?

Quote from: Todd on eggs 'n evolution
Did they give birth to live young and slowly (over millions of years of course) unknowingly begin to dissolve their young into goo and then encase them in a hard shell??(over millions of years)

You see, I understand that the "it happened over millions of years" is the only real explanation that evolution has, I get that.? However, what SCIENCE says is that these unfathomable jumps from one biological process/trait to another have to basically happen INSTANTLY!! (meaning in a single generation by MULTIPLE organisms simultaneously)

When chickens, for instance, decided to start laying eggs how lucky was it that a rooster "evolved" at the EXACT SAME TIME to be capable of fertilizing the hen that had decided to start producing eggs at the EXACT SAME TIME!!!!!? (Note:? "over millions of years" doesn't even begin to explain how this could happen)

WOW!!!!!

I appreciate that he characterizes it as a decision that chickens made at some point. 
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Re: Let's revisit the whole evolution myth again...
« Reply #31 on: June 28, 2013, 04:58:09 PM »
What happened to all that water from the flood?

Also, this was too good:
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it also affords a great opportunity to show via science how much faith in nonsense atheist must have.?

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Re: Let's revisit the whole evolution myth again...
« Reply #32 on: June 28, 2013, 05:10:07 PM »
eff, I'm going to have to read this thing aren't I

Summary of dinosaur section...

Noah had baby dinosaurs on the ark.  Duh.  Putting adult dinosaurs on the ark would have been stupid.

Dinosaurs walked with man.  This is proven by many cultures having "dragon" myths.

Todd doesn't believe dinosaurs breathed fire, because that would obviously be dumb.

He's really a treat.  He believes there were "juvenile dinosaurs" on the ark, but he doesn't address why they aren't around anymore. 

That was my favorite part. I (and apparently he) wasn't sure whose side he was on there for a bit.

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Re: Let's revisit the whole evolution myth again...
« Reply #33 on: June 28, 2013, 05:10:19 PM »
What happened to all that water from the flood?

Also, this was too good:
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it also affords a great opportunity to show via science how much faith in nonsense atheist must have.?

I will see that and raise you this:

Quote from: Todd.?
I remember asking him some questions about what it was that he doubted about the Bible and his biggest thing was that "it was written by a few men with a certain agenda".? I (more likely God spoke through me) responded without hesitation that so is every single text book.

Bible validated.  Todd: 1  Atheists: 0
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Re: Let's revisit the whole evolution myth again...
« Reply #34 on: June 28, 2013, 05:36:42 PM »
What happened to all that water from the flood?

Also, this was too good:
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it also affords a great opportunity to show via science how much faith in nonsense atheist must have.?

I will see that and raise you this:

Quote from: Todd.?
I remember asking him some questions about what it was that he doubted about the Bible and his biggest thing was that "it was written by a few men with a certain agenda".? I (more likely God spoke through me) responded without hesitation that so is every single text book.

Bible validated.  Todd: 1  Atheists: 0

Its very Christian of you to pretend it was close, but we both know Todd is running up the score on the hell-bound atheists

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Re: Let's revisit the whole evolution myth again...
« Reply #35 on: June 28, 2013, 05:50:43 PM »
What happened to all that water from the flood?

Global cooling. Ice caps.

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Re: Let's revisit the whole evolution myth again...
« Reply #36 on: June 28, 2013, 05:56:29 PM »


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When chickens, for instance, decided to start laying eggs how lucky was it that a rooster "evolved" at the EXACT SAME TIME to be capable of fertilizing the hen that had decided to start producing eggs at the EXACT SAME TIME!!!!!? (Note:? "over millions of years" doesn't even begin to explain how this could happen)

I appreciate that he characterizes it as a decision that chickens made at some point.

there are a couple other great things there.  1)  that he characterizes the evolution of chickens and roosters as independpent events that would have happened to coincide (what are the odds?), and 2)  there are lizards of the same species where some populations give live birth and some lay eggs.
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Re: Let's revisit the whole evolution myth again...
« Reply #37 on: June 30, 2013, 08:04:49 AM »
Todd is pretty arrogant about the bible.