Hey now, there's no way an above board kind of guy like Bill "Bumps" Self, who studied under a straight arrow in Larry Brown could have ever have known anything about this.
Coach Bumps is innocent and is as dumbfounded as the rest of us about these developments.
Now, if you'll excuse Coach Bumps, he's going to take another 3 laps around the AAU tourney gyms in hopes of finding a relative or possibly a child of his playing a game.