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Offline OK_Cat

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Re: Great Movie Ideas
« Reply #25 on: June 26, 2013, 02:21:09 PM »
she's a woman.

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« Reply #26 on: June 26, 2013, 02:22:56 PM »
she's a woman.


Well, might want to change that character's name anyway.  Unless some sort of pithy and hilarious Alex Jones jokes could be tied to it.

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« Reply #27 on: June 26, 2013, 02:24:28 PM »
i have no idea who you are talking about.

i used the first name and last name of the first 2 people i saw on facebook while coming up with my A+ idea.

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« Reply #28 on: June 26, 2013, 04:28:29 PM »
Ghost Town

Plot: A family, not realizing a vacant town is haunted, moves into a house in said town. But then they start noticing some strange things going on.

Important Scene: A bucket at the well is scene moving itself into the water, then up to the top of the well. It appears to turn over, but the water disappears into thin air, as if something is there to catch it.

Ending/Message: The entire movie the family is scared of all these ghosts and what they might do to their family. At the end you find out that they are all really nice and have actually been helping the family (cue a Saw-like montage of clips throughout the movie in which something good happened to the family, except this time you can see the ghost there, helping them out). The message of the movie is not all things that seem bad are actually bad. It is the exact same plot as Casper, but on a bigger scale. Maybe the movie even takes place in a town called Casper, but they don't make it obvious. Like, they just mention at the beginning of the movie off-handed or something.

how did they just NOT notice the whole town is vacant? like who did they buy the house from? a real estate agent ghost? what kind of a bank gives a loan for a house in a ghost town?

answer these questions in the first 5 minutes of the movie and im there.  :popcorn:

also have a female ghost rape the dad like in ghostbusters. 
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Re: Great Movie Ideas
« Reply #29 on: June 26, 2013, 04:36:03 PM »
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just like 12 angry men except no one tried to convince anyone of anything, we just all decided eff it, hung jury, let's go home. 

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Re: Great Movie Ideas
« Reply #30 on: June 26, 2013, 04:40:48 PM »
I got one!  :ksu:

Title: Firecycle!
Basic Plot: One motorcycle cop gets suspended from the force for reckless behavior. But then, he uncovers a huge plot to blow up city hall on the night the president is going to give a speech there, who knows how high this thing goes, even the cops might be involved! No one believes him, so he single handily takes on this elite terrorist cell and fights them all and just beats their asses. Oh, and his motorcycle has a flame thrower on it that shoots flames.

Characters and Cast:
Officer Jacob "Firecycle" Stevens: A badass who doesn't listen to his sergeant and gets crap done. He's awesome at fighting and even better and loving. He can do awesome motorcycle jumps. Played by Stone Cold Steve Austin
Kitty Valazquez: Firecycle's love interest. A hot lady who is a District Attorney. She gets captured by the terrorists and then gets rescued. Played by Sophia Vegara
Police Chief Elliot Baxter: Doesn't trust Firecycle and never has. He's a mean old grump. Played by the dad from Family Ties.
Buster Nixon: Leader of the terrorist group "Freedom Killers" who want Christmas banned and burn American Flags for fun. Played by Jim Caviesel

Key Scene: Firecycle thwarts the plan to kill the president, but the terrorists are getting away on a barge, WITH KITTY IN CUSTODY! Firecycle jumps his motorcycle off the dock, shoots his flame thrower lighting the barge on fire, then grabs Kitty in his arms and the motorcycle lands in the water. The barge blows up and then its a water makeout scene with a burning boat in the background.

Twist: Firecycle realizes the plot to kill the president, and calls the Police Chief to tell him, and the Police Chief says yeah we believe you we'll totally do something about this. Then he hangs up, camera zooms out, and HE'S EATING SUSHI WITH THE TERROISTS AND LAUGHING IT UP! He gets shot in the head in the end too so its cool.

Poster: American Flag background, foreground is Stone Cold on the motorcycle shooting his flame thrower. Underneath it says "The only thing he loves more than his woman is freedom, and now he has to protect both"

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Re: Great Movie Ideas
« Reply #31 on: June 26, 2013, 04:54:54 PM »
how about a baseball movie where the team manager is a kid in a wheelchair and they put him into pinch run on the last game?

who is set to star in this motion picture?

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