Official eff Bison early thread

[manpow5]

....says the guy from the state that invented the word pud

Man, that must be a pretty unbiased poll, just like the same info I found about your state but I was a little classier and didn't resort to "oh yeah?! Your state has the ugliest people!" Didn't feel the need to kick a man while he's down (having to live in SD and all). The internet doesn't lie!

But I'll just leave this here now...

Hey NDSU wagon train'ers, be safe going through SD. We don't want your 3 skanks getting raped on your way here!

[Havs]

....says the guy from the state that invented the word pud

Man, that must be a pretty unbiased poll, just like the same info I found about your state but I was a little classier and didn't resort to "oh yeah?! Your state has the ugliest people!" Didn't feel the need to kick a man while he's down (having to live in SD and all). The internet doesn't lie!

But I'll just leave this here now...

Hey NDSU wagon train'ers, be safe going through SD. We don't want your 3 skanks getting raped on your way here!

Why would NDSU need to worry going through South Dakota if they are the "worst" at rape?

Glad I still consider myself an Iowan.

[NDSU Lollypopkid]

Tornadoes in Minnesota huh...poorest health in KS?? that map is pud.

Just wait until next Friday when we whip you like a runaway slave my friend...

T's and P's until reckoning day

You do realize the spread is going down for a reason right..everyone outside of kstate fans see it.

I love it.  The whole world "thinking" they know what The Wizard has going on behind the curtain, while only a select few truly do. 

EVERYBODY with a dial-up connection that wears green & gold is CONVINCED that this game is a toss up that they likely win, and the vast majority of the KSU tucks who couldn't handicap a game properly between MHS and the '93 Niners think that this game will be "too close for comfort". 

The line opened on 5dimes at KSU -20... If this truly should be a 10 point line, maybe one of you geniuses can help me understand why the books were begging for so much North Dakota money.

Pro-Tip:  When 80% of the vocal majority are one one side, it RARELY works out for them...
 

The opening line was 16.5..but whatever makes you feel better about your team, BP

I have to side with Bookie here instead of the midget lollypop kid from Canada as I also saw the opening -20 line on 5dimes...

Vegas has one job and one job only...and that is to make money. So if they can sucker hillbillies from Canada to bet the farm on NDHS to cover the spread after lowering it a couple points, then they will have done their job. They must only have arts and sciences instead of business at NDHS huh?

Sure..but I don't think you're close to even right on who's putting money down in ndsu.

Please tell us, oh wise one.

This should be good...

 

With those who have zero bias towards this game..north Dakota states fan base doesn't have enough gamblers to make the line move. So obviously those who follow cfb closer than your average emawer sees this as a game to make money off of by betting  ndsu without wearing purple or green glasses. They also scoff at your 31-14 bullshit that you're selling

[MadCat]

WTF Washington...

[Dr Rick Daris]

WTF Washington...

does them being the worst at it mean that they do it really poorly like they don't know how or does it mean that they are the worst like the do it the most? that one is pretty confusing.

[cDubya]

WTF Washington...

does them being the worst at it mean that they do it really poorly like they don't know how or does it mean that they are the worst like the do it the most? that one is pretty confusing.

Pretty sure it's the latter. It means it's the worst thing about your state.

[lakesbison]

I am a 5 dimes pimp, that and BETUS and Vegas.

I saw it at -17.5 KSU   never bigger than that.  Anyways,  Im a Vegas guy, my best friend runs Heartland Poker Tour and Poker Night in America and Nolan Dalla  (pokerstars & WSOP guru)  We bet through the Palms  and I am telling you 1 thing that you better learn quick  (like in  1 week)

Bettor's LOVE NDSU, on paper, idiots like you and New York and West Coast think that "Oh its NDSU a stupid lil FCS team"  so the line gets set at -14 to -17 or whatever.

the BETTOR"S do their research, they know NDSU is 8-1 against the FBS Spread (only losing Iowa State)
They are SLAMMING their money down on NDSU.


so its a sports bettor's dream.  Knowledge in NDSU in covering  VS the Arrogant A-holes who are ignorant.


NDSU is "worst" at ugliest residents, that means we have the HOTTEST residents
Im from Minnesota we are "WORST" at tornadoes, because  WE NEVER GET TORNADO"S! duh

[Bqqkie Pimp]

Tornadoes in Minnesota huh...poorest health in KS?? that map is pud.

Just wait until next Friday when we whip you like a runaway slave my friend...

T's and P's until reckoning day

You do realize the spread is going down for a reason right..everyone outside of kstate fans see it.

I love it.  The whole world "thinking" they know what The Wizard has going on behind the curtain, while only a select few truly do. 

EVERYBODY with a dial-up connection that wears green & gold is CONVINCED that this game is a toss up that they likely win, and the vast majority of the KSU tucks who couldn't handicap a game properly between MHS and the '93 Niners think that this game will be "too close for comfort". 

The line opened on 5dimes at KSU -20... If this truly should be a 10 point line, maybe one of you geniuses can help me understand why the books were begging for so much North Dakota money.

Pro-Tip:  When 80% of the vocal majority are one one side, it RARELY works out for them...
 

The opening line was 16.5..but whatever makes you feel better about your team, BP

I have to side with Bookie here instead of the midget lollypop kid from Canada as I also saw the opening -20 line on 5dimes...

Vegas has one job and one job only...and that is to make money. So if they can sucker hillbillies from Canada to bet the farm on NDHS to cover the spread after lowering it a couple points, then they will have done their job. They must only have arts and sciences instead of business at NDHS huh?

Sure..but I don't think you're close to even right on who's putting money down in ndsu.

Please tell us, oh wise one.

This should be good...

 

With those who have zero bias towards this game..north Dakota states fan base doesn't have enough gamblers to make the line move. So obviously those who follow cfb closer than your average emawer sees this as a game to make money off of by betting  ndsu without wearing purple or green glasses. They also scoff at your 31-14 bullshit that you're selling

I take it you don't follow the Gambooool forum at the shag, or know who esteeemed UT grad The512 is, then? 

Absolute BEST 'capper I've ever met and his algorithm is sharper than any I've ever seen.  Scroll to bottom of this post: http://www.shaggybevo.com/board/showthread.php/122076-CFB-Week-13-%28Nov-20-24%29?p=4658000&viewfull=1#post4658000

That record is documented and fact.  Feel free to double check it.

NOBODY is scoffing at the 31-14 predicto, either.  That is the TRUE number for this game.  The wager becomes whether one thinks K-State or NDSU will outperform the computer model.

Ken Massey (whose formula is used in the BCS rankings) has it as 34-14...  Should we scoff at his model as well: http://www.masseyratings.com/game.php?s0=199231&t0=North+Dakota+State&h=-1&s1=199231&t1=Kansas+State

You're in over your head on this one, Lollypop.  Even your UT buddy has it closer than a nationally renowned mathematical wizard, but the "real number" is 17-20 and I'm wagering we beat that.

BECAUSE MATH!!!
 

[CNS]

I would like to go on record as saying basically every one of the ND threads this off season have been shameful.  At some point we will be judged poorly for this crap show.

Just horrible.

[Dugout DickStone]

Limestone no.   50% of players are from minneapolis, some from Chicago.  Manhattan won't impress them.     Besides, your KSTATE acceptance rate of 98% will surely bring in some smart kids huh

http://www.chacha.com/gallery/5655/what-are-some-of-the-easiest-colleges-to-get-into/53943

But they are all players who couldn't make DI

[NDSU Lollypopkid]

Tornadoes in Minnesota huh...poorest health in KS?? that map is pud.

Just wait until next Friday when we whip you like a runaway slave my friend...

T's and P's until reckoning day

You do realize the spread is going down for a reason right..everyone outside of kstate fans see it.

I love it.  The whole world "thinking" they know what The Wizard has going on behind the curtain, while only a select few truly do. 

EVERYBODY with a dial-up connection that wears green & gold is CONVINCED that this game is a toss up that they likely win, and the vast majority of the KSU tucks who couldn't handicap a game properly between MHS and the '93 Niners think that this game will be "too close for comfort". 

The line opened on 5dimes at KSU -20... If this truly should be a 10 point line, maybe one of you geniuses can help me understand why the books were begging for so much North Dakota money.

Pro-Tip:  When 80% of the vocal majority are one one side, it RARELY works out for them...
 

The opening line was 16.5..but whatever makes you feel better about your team, BP

I have to side with Bookie here instead of the midget lollypop kid from Canada as I also saw the opening -20 line on 5dimes...

Vegas has one job and one job only...and that is to make money. So if they can sucker hillbillies from Canada to bet the farm on NDHS to cover the spread after lowering it a couple points, then they will have done their job. They must only have arts and sciences instead of business at NDHS huh?

Sure..but I don't think you're close to even right on who's putting money down in ndsu.

Please tell us, oh wise one.

This should be good...

 

With those who have zero bias towards this game..north Dakota states fan base doesn't have enough gamblers to make the line move. So obviously those who follow cfb closer than your average emawer sees this as a game to make money off of by betting  ndsu without wearing purple or green glasses. They also scoff at your 31-14 bullshit that you're selling

I take it you don't follow the Gambooool forum at the shag, or know who esteeemed UT grad The512 is, then? 

Absolute BEST 'capper I've ever met and his algorithm is sharper than any I've ever seen.  Scroll to bottom of this post: http://www.shaggybevo.com/board/showthread.php/122076-CFB-Week-13-%28Nov-20-24%29?p=4658000&viewfull=1#post4658000

That record is documented and fact.  Feel free to double check it.

NOBODY is scoffing at the 31-14 predicto, either.  That is the TRUE number for this game.  The wager becomes whether one thinks K-State or NDSU will outperform the computer model.

Ken Massey (whose formula is used in the BCS rankings) has it as 34-14...  Should we scoff at his model as well: http://www.masseyratings.com/game.php?s0=199231&t0=North+Dakota+State&h=-1&s1=199231&t1=Kansas+State

You're in over your head on this one, Lollypop.  Even your UT buddy has it closer than a nationally renowned mathematical wizard, but the "real number" is 17-20 and I'm wagering we beat that.

BECAUSE MATH!!!

 

I dont follow gamboool at all. But i did stop in to say hello to you, and read your week 2 pre season thread... that blew up in your face. 

[Bqqkie Pimp]

Posted two winners in there last night, so your "blow up" was a "hiccup", rather.

 

[bubbles4ksu]

WTF Washington...

does them being the worst at it mean that they do it really poorly like they don't know how or does it mean that they are the worst like the do it the most? that one is pretty confusing.

remember that video of the guy who has sex with the horse and the horse gets aggressive and kills the man with its penis? that took place in washington.

[puniraptor]

WTF Washington...

does them being the worst at it mean that they do it really poorly like they don't know how or does it mean that they are the worst like the do it the most? that one is pretty confusing.

remember that video of the guy who has sex with the horse and the horse gets aggressive and kills the man with its penis? that took place in washington.

wow, bubs blaming the horse

[MeatGeeKSU]

Tornadoes in Minnesota huh...poorest health in KS?? that map is pud.

Just wait until next Friday when we whip you like a runaway slave my friend...

T's and P's until reckoning day

You do realize the spread is going down for a reason right..everyone outside of kstate fans see it.

I love it.  The whole world "thinking" they know what The Wizard has going on behind the curtain, while only a select few truly do. 

EVERYBODY with a dial-up connection that wears green & gold is CONVINCED that this game is a toss up that they likely win, and the vast majority of the KSU tucks who couldn't handicap a game properly between MHS and the '93 Niners think that this game will be "too close for comfort". 

The line opened on 5dimes at KSU -20... If this truly should be a 10 point line, maybe one of you geniuses can help me understand why the books were begging for so much North Dakota money.

Pro-Tip:  When 80% of the vocal majority are one one side, it RARELY works out for them...
 

The opening line was 16.5..but whatever makes you feel better about your team, BP

I have to side with Bookie here instead of the midget lollypop kid from Canada as I also saw the opening -20 line on 5dimes...

Vegas has one job and one job only...and that is to make money. So if they can sucker hillbillies from Canada to bet the farm on NDHS to cover the spread after lowering it a couple points, then they will have done their job. They must only have arts and sciences instead of business at NDHS huh?

Sure..but I don't think you're close to even right on who's putting money down in ndsu.

Please tell us, oh wise one.

This should be good...

 

With those who have zero bias towards this game..north Dakota states fan base doesn't have enough gamblers to make the line move. So obviously those who follow cfb closer than your average emawer sees this as a game to make money off of by betting  ndsu without wearing purple or green glasses. They also scoff at your 31-14 bullshit that you're selling

Just a question, don't betting sites try to even up the betting on both sides?   Seems like BP would be right if so.  I don't gamble because my momma told me it wrong.

[Frankenklein]

I would like to go on record as saying basically every one of the ND threads this off season have been shameful.  At some point we will be judged poorly for this crap show.

Just horrible.

I think even Fatty would have liked to see all these bison threads merged,locked and sent to Fanning stuff

[lakesbison]

Where is west tailgate lot #1852 at?    Would that be close?

[Duncan]

Where is west tailgate lot #1852 at?    Would that be close?

http://grfx.cstv.com/photos/schools/ksu/sports/m-footbl/auto_pdf/2013-14/misc_non_event/WestParkingMap.pdf

http://www.ahearnfund.com/seating-parking/parking.html

[lakesbison]

Thanks bud

[GoodForAnother]

I take it you don't follow the Gambooool forum at the shag, or know who esteeemed UT grad The512 is, then? 

Absolute BEST 'capper I've ever met and his algorithm is sharper than any I've ever seen.  Scroll to bottom of this post: http://www.shaggybevo.com/board/showthread.php/122076-CFB-Week-13-%28Nov-20-24%29?p=4658000&viewfull=1#post4658000

That record is documented and fact.  Feel free to double check it.

NOBODY is scoffing at the 31-14 predicto, either.  That is the TRUE number for this game.  The wager becomes whether one thinks K-State or NDSU will outperform the computer model.

Ken Massey (whose formula is used in the BCS rankings) has it as 34-14...  Should we scoff at his model as well: http://www.masseyratings.com/game.php?s0=199231&t0=North+Dakota+State&h=-1&s1=199231&t1=Kansas+State

You're in over your head on this one, Lollypop.  Even your UT buddy has it closer than a nationally renowned mathematical wizard, but the "real number" is 17-20 and I'm wagering we beat that.

BECAUSE MATH!!!
 

ok I'm just going to do whatever that 512 dude says to do this year

[The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep]

just talked to my "guy" in the athletic department. he asked me for a favor a few months back so he owes me one.

i have it only VERY good authority that parking stall #1852 will be completely full of johnny on the spots. like so full you cant park a car in it.

[MadCat]

just talked to my "guy" in the athletic department. he asked me for a favor a few months back so he owes me one.

i have it only VERY good authority that parking stall #1852 will be completely full of johnny on the spots. like so full you cant park a car in it.

Will there be room for a bicycle or HSC?

[The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep]

just talked to my "guy" in the athletic department. he asked me for a favor a few months back so he owes me one.

i have it only VERY good authority that parking stall #1852 will be completely full of johnny on the spots. like so full you cant park a car in it.

Will there be room for a bicycle or HSC?

i bet you could probably fit a bicycle in there but definitely not a car or a wagon. also it will already smell like crap because he said if he could he was going to get some week old port-o-pottys. he seemed to get a pretty good laugh out of it.

[lakesbison]

sounds like NDSU fans will be filtered throughout your stadium, since you dickwads only gave us 2500 tickets in section 17....   we will be in every section, you will not be able to get away from the HERD!

[puniraptor]

hav u HERD a bout da HERD