Official eff Bison early thread

[cDubya]

Bro..it's all about median household income where Manhattan ks is poor

Wait, you're telling me that a city has a higher median income than a town made up of 50% college kids?  Holy crap!  Way to go Fargo!

Pretty pud excuse for being a poor town.

... Says the guy from a place with a pretty pud excuse for a football "stadium".

[Bqqkie Pimp]

Bro..it's all about median household income where Manhattan ks is poor

Wait, you're telling me that a city has a higher median income than a town made up of 50% college kids?  Holy crap!  Way to go Fargo!

Pretty pud excuse for being a poor town.

... Says the guy from a place with a pretty pud excuse for a football "stadium".

I can't even imagine how badly he wants to play the DKR Memorial card right now...

 

[NDSU Lollypopkid]

Bro..it's all about median household income where Manhattan ks is poor

Wait, you're telling me that a city has a higher median income than a town made up of 50% college kids?  Holy crap!  Way to go Fargo!

Pretty pud excuse for being a poor town.

... Says the guy from a place with a pretty pud excuse for a football "stadium".

....says the guy from the state that invented the word pud

[NDSU Lollypopkid]

Bro..it's all about median household income where Manhattan ks is poor

Wait, you're telling me that a city has a higher median income than a town made up of 50% college kids?  Holy crap!  Way to go Fargo!

Pretty pud excuse for being a poor town.

... Says the guy from a place with a pretty pud excuse for a football "stadium".

I can't even imagine how badly he wants to play the DKR Memorial card right now...

 

Ive been keepin my UT loyalty around here on the down low...Im stupid..but not that stupid. 

[Bqqkie Pimp]

While recognizing and accepting their purple overlords, the UT alums in Texas are a proud sort...

I feel strangely sorry for you.

[The Big Train]

Sorry if luked but this http://www.youtube.com/watch?nomobile=1&v=UjA6G3dIZNg is one of the  videos I have ever seen.

[Super PurpleCat]

I came here to make a Captain joke but I've got a bottle of Parrot Bay somewhere around here so I guess I'm just gonna stop now.   

[cDubya]

....says the guy from the state that invented the word pud

Man, that must be a pretty unbiased poll, just like the same info I found about your state but I was a little classier and didn't resort to "oh yeah?! Your state has the ugliest people!" Didn't feel the need to kick a man while he's down (having to live in SD and all). The internet doesn't lie!

But I'll just leave this here now...

[NDSU Lollypopkid]

Tornadoes in Minnesota huh...poorest health in KS?? that map is pud.

[cDubya]

Tornadoes in Minnesota huh...poorest health in KS?? that map is pud.

But... But... But it's on the internet! It MUST be true!

[steve dave]

"dumbest state" 

[cDubya]

Man, I just noticed how bad this trip is going to be for the 3 skanks. If riding with these guys isn't bad enough they have to go through the rapiest state and then the state with the most violence on females. Talk about adding insult to injury. T's & P's skanks...

[Dugout DickStone]

I think it s awesome that we are playing these guys.  Just imagine if you are one of their players.  You are likely from North Dakota so have been tuck there your whole life.  You are a marginal football player and got no offers to any real school so you play in college's version of Pop Warner.  But next Friday you get to get out of ND, travel to a big time college, in a real conference and play in front of the most people you have ever played in front of in the nicest stadium you will ever play in.

pretty great opportunity for these guys who couldn't make our walk on squad.

[ShellShock]

Tornadoes in Minnesota huh...poorest health in KS?? that map is pud.

Just wait until next Friday when we whip you like a runaway slave my friend...

T's and P's until reckoning day

[NDSU Lollypopkid]

I think it s awesome that we are playing these guys.  Just imagine if you are one of their players.  You are likely from North Dakota so have been tuck there your whole life.  You are a marginal football player and got no offers to any real school so you play in college's version of Pop Warner.  But next Friday you get to get out of ND, travel to a big time college, in a real conference and play in front of the most people you have ever played in front of in the nicest stadium you will ever play in.

pretty great opportunity for these guys who couldn't make our walk on squad.

Most of the team is from Minnesota. A state quite superior to Kansas. They will likely get bored with Kansas after 10 minutes like the rest of us

[lakesbison]

Limestone no.   50% of players are from minneapolis, some from Chicago.  Manhattan won't impress them.     Besides, your KSTATE acceptance rate of 98% will surely bring in some smart kids huh

http://www.chacha.com/gallery/5655/what-are-some-of-the-easiest-colleges-to-get-into/53943

[NDSU Lollypopkid]

Tornadoes in Minnesota huh...poorest health in KS?? that map is pud.

Just wait until next Friday when we whip you like a runaway slave my friend...

T's and P's until reckoning day

You do realize the spread is going down for a reason right..everyone outside of kstate fans see it.

[NDSU Lollypopkid]

Limestone no.   50% of players are from minneapolis, some from Chicago.  Manhattan won't impress them.     Besides, your KSTATE acceptance rate of 98% will surely bring in some smart kids huh

http://www.chacha.com/gallery/5655/what-are-some-of-the-easiest-colleges-to-get-into/53943

Did you see forbes latest rankings? Concordia was on the same page as kstate but ahead of them.. LMFAO

[Norma Stitz]

Sorry if luked but this http://www.youtube.com/watch?nomobile=1&v=UjA6G3dIZNg is one of the  videos I have ever seen.

The nervousness of your laughing emoticon is palpable..........>just sayin'

[Bqqkie Pimp]

Tornadoes in Minnesota huh...poorest health in KS?? that map is pud.

Just wait until next Friday when we whip you like a runaway slave my friend...

T's and P's until reckoning day

You do realize the spread is going down for a reason right..everyone outside of kstate fans see it.

I love it.  The whole world "thinking" they know what The Wizard has going on behind the curtain, while only a select few truly do. 

EVERYBODY with a dial-up connection that wears green & gold is CONVINCED that this game is a toss up that they likely win, and the vast majority of the KSU tucks who couldn't handicap a game properly between MHS and the '93 Niners think that this game will be "too close for comfort". 

The line opened on 5dimes at KSU -20... If this truly should be a 10 point line, maybe one of you geniuses can help me understand why the books were begging for so much North Dakota money.

Pro-Tip:  When 80% of the vocal majority are one one side, it RARELY works out for them...
 

[NDSU Lollypopkid]

Tornadoes in Minnesota huh...poorest health in KS?? that map is pud.

Just wait until next Friday when we whip you like a runaway slave my friend...

T's and P's until reckoning day

You do realize the spread is going down for a reason right..everyone outside of kstate fans see it.

I love it.  The whole world "thinking" they know what The Wizard has going on behind the curtain, while only a select few truly do. 

EVERYBODY with a dial-up connection that wears green & gold is CONVINCED that this game is a toss up that they likely win, and the vast majority of the KSU tucks who couldn't handicap a game properly between MHS and the '93 Niners think that this game will be "too close for comfort". 

The line opened on 5dimes at KSU -20... If this truly should be a 10 point line, maybe one of you geniuses can help me understand why the books were begging for so much North Dakota money.

Pro-Tip:  When 80% of the vocal majority are one one side, it RARELY works out for them...
 

The opening line was 16.5..but whatever makes you feel better about your team, BP

[Bqqkie Pimp]

Tornadoes in Minnesota huh...poorest health in KS?? that map is pud.

Just wait until next Friday when we whip you like a runaway slave my friend...

T's and P's until reckoning day

You do realize the spread is going down for a reason right..everyone outside of kstate fans see it.

I love it.  The whole world "thinking" they know what The Wizard has going on behind the curtain, while only a select few truly do. 

EVERYBODY with a dial-up connection that wears green & gold is CONVINCED that this game is a toss up that they likely win, and the vast majority of the KSU tucks who couldn't handicap a game properly between MHS and the '93 Niners think that this game will be "too close for comfort". 

The line opened on 5dimes at KSU -20... If this truly should be a 10 point line, maybe one of you geniuses can help me understand why the books were begging for so much North Dakota money.

Pro-Tip:  When 80% of the vocal majority are one one side, it RARELY works out for them...
 

The opening line was 16.5..but whatever makes you feel better about your team, BP

False.  That may be the earliest line you saw, but 5dimes opened it originally at 20.  However, the best algorithms have it at 17, so it was quickly bet down.  Even The512's model shows it as a 31-14 game.

 

[ShellShock]

Tornadoes in Minnesota huh...poorest health in KS?? that map is pud.

Just wait until next Friday when we whip you like a runaway slave my friend...

T's and P's until reckoning day

You do realize the spread is going down for a reason right..everyone outside of kstate fans see it.

I love it.  The whole world "thinking" they know what The Wizard has going on behind the curtain, while only a select few truly do. 

EVERYBODY with a dial-up connection that wears green & gold is CONVINCED that this game is a toss up that they likely win, and the vast majority of the KSU tucks who couldn't handicap a game properly between MHS and the '93 Niners think that this game will be "too close for comfort". 

The line opened on 5dimes at KSU -20... If this truly should be a 10 point line, maybe one of you geniuses can help me understand why the books were begging for so much North Dakota money.

Pro-Tip:  When 80% of the vocal majority are one one side, it RARELY works out for them...
 

The opening line was 16.5..but whatever makes you feel better about your team, BP

I have to side with Bookie here instead of the midget lollypop kid from Canada as I also saw the opening -20 line on 5dimes...

Vegas has one job and one job only...and that is to make money. So if they can sucker hillbillies from Canada to bet the farm on NDHS to cover the spread after lowering it a couple points, then they will have done their job. They must only have arts and sciences instead of business at NDHS huh?

[NDSU Lollypopkid]

Tornadoes in Minnesota huh...poorest health in KS?? that map is pud.

Just wait until next Friday when we whip you like a runaway slave my friend...

T's and P's until reckoning day

You do realize the spread is going down for a reason right..everyone outside of kstate fans see it.

I love it.  The whole world "thinking" they know what The Wizard has going on behind the curtain, while only a select few truly do. 

EVERYBODY with a dial-up connection that wears green & gold is CONVINCED that this game is a toss up that they likely win, and the vast majority of the KSU tucks who couldn't handicap a game properly between MHS and the '93 Niners think that this game will be "too close for comfort". 

The line opened on 5dimes at KSU -20... If this truly should be a 10 point line, maybe one of you geniuses can help me understand why the books were begging for so much North Dakota money.

Pro-Tip:  When 80% of the vocal majority are one one side, it RARELY works out for them...
 

The opening line was 16.5..but whatever makes you feel better about your team, BP

I have to side with Bookie here instead of the midget lollypop kid from Canada as I also saw the opening -20 line on 5dimes...

Vegas has one job and one job only...and that is to make money. So if they can sucker hillbillies from Canada to bet the farm on NDHS to cover the spread after lowering it a couple points, then they will have done their job. They must only have arts and sciences instead of business at NDHS huh?

Sure..but I don't think you're close to even right on who's putting money down in ndsu.

[Bqqkie Pimp]

Tornadoes in Minnesota huh...poorest health in KS?? that map is pud.

Just wait until next Friday when we whip you like a runaway slave my friend...

T's and P's until reckoning day

You do realize the spread is going down for a reason right..everyone outside of kstate fans see it.

I love it.  The whole world "thinking" they know what The Wizard has going on behind the curtain, while only a select few truly do. 

EVERYBODY with a dial-up connection that wears green & gold is CONVINCED that this game is a toss up that they likely win, and the vast majority of the KSU tucks who couldn't handicap a game properly between MHS and the '93 Niners think that this game will be "too close for comfort". 

The line opened on 5dimes at KSU -20... If this truly should be a 10 point line, maybe one of you geniuses can help me understand why the books were begging for so much North Dakota money.

Pro-Tip:  When 80% of the vocal majority are one one side, it RARELY works out for them...
 

The opening line was 16.5..but whatever makes you feel better about your team, BP

I have to side with Bookie here instead of the midget lollypop kid from Canada as I also saw the opening -20 line on 5dimes...

Vegas has one job and one job only...and that is to make money. So if they can sucker hillbillies from Canada to bet the farm on NDHS to cover the spread after lowering it a couple points, then they will have done their job. They must only have arts and sciences instead of business at NDHS huh?

Sure..but I don't think you're close to even right on who's putting money down in ndsu.

Please tell us, oh wise one.

This should be good...