If North Dakota was a Planeteer from the show "Captain Planet", the state would easily be the doucher that got the ring for heart. The others obviously control the 4 powerfully awesome elements and you get stuck with heart and a crap throwing monkey.
"Come to North Dakota: we've got Fargo but not Mt. Rushmore"
"Fargo: where Sioux Falls cast-offs slay sweet ass fillies"
North Dakota State University mission statement from the interwebz:
We, at The North Dakota State University, pride ourselves on the rehabilitation programs we offer. Though we are a safety school for the University of North Dakota and South Dakota State University Jackrabbit applicants, we pride ourselves on the many addiction counselors we have and the vast technical programs we offer as you transition from the penal system to everyday life. Like the powerful and no longer endangered bison (buffalo to most educated folk) we never give up on you. History tells us that the bison were murdered by small weinered gringos and like this mythical beast we persevere. Come transition to society at NDSU, just one step better than a community college.
