Author Topic: Official eff Bison early thread (Read 168978 times)

yoman · « **Reply #225 on:** June 25, 2013, 04:40:08 PM »

Quote from: Bookie Pimp on June 25, 2013, 04:30:17 PM

Quote from: yoman on June 25, 2013, 04:27:59 PM
SEVEN NFL PLAYERS

Is it six? Or, is it seven?

WGAF, they're from North Dakota

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #226 on:** June 25, 2013, 04:40:21 PM »

Quote from: KSUblumpkin on June 25, 2013, 04:39:04 PM

Quote from: Limestone on June 25, 2013, 04:36:26 PM
Quote from: KSUblumpkin on June 25, 2013, 04:20:01 PM
Quote from: lakesbison on June 25, 2013, 04:06:33 PM
Dahl and Mays have been in league 7 years, very solid players.

hockey is stupid, soccer on ice.

You aren't kidding about Roald Dahl. He is an amazing writer. He wrote Charlie and the Chocolate Chocolate Factory, James and the Giant Peach, Matilda, Fantastic Mr. Fox and tons more. I didn't know he played football for NDSU!!! What tradition!!!!!!

Edit: I've searched for Mays but could only find websites on Willie Mays and Willie Mays Hayes (from the movie Major League). He obviously hasn't had the career Dahl has had.

I want to open your mind to The Twits. It will change you.

Good call Limestone! What a treasure Dahl has been for the fine folks of North Dakota.

Like the movie Fargo, The Twits was a true story based on his childhood in North Dakota.

yoga-like_abana · « **Reply #227 on:** June 25, 2013, 04:42:25 PM »

remember when in dances with wolves the white people killed all of the bison and just skinned them and left it.. yeah I bet we do that to the ndsu players.. many will cry but it will be for the greater good.

Bison22 · « **Reply #228 on:** June 25, 2013, 04:43:58 PM »

Kansas State's football team officially began play in 1896 with a 14-0 loss to Fort Riley on November 28, 1896. Despite some shining moments in the 1920s and 1930s, by 1989 the school was statistically the worst program in NCAA Division I with a record of 299–509–41.
Kansas State has not won any National Championships in team sports.

puniraptor · « **Reply #229 on:** June 25, 2013, 04:46:27 PM »

Quote from: Bison22 on June 25, 2013, 04:43:58 PM

Kansas State's football team officially began play in 1896 with a 14-0 loss to Fort Riley on November 28, 1896. Despite some shining moments in the 1920s and 1930s, by 1989 the school was statistically the worst program in NCAA Division I with a record of 299–509–41.
Kansas State has not won any National Championships in team sports.

ALL TIME RECORD SMACK

KSUblumpkin · « **Reply #230 on:** June 25, 2013, 04:46:33 PM »

Quote from: Bison22 on June 25, 2013, 04:43:58 PM

Kansas State's football team officially began play in 1896 with a 14-0 loss to Fort Riley on November 28, 1896. Despite some shining moments in the 1920s and 1930s, by 1989 the school was statistically the worst program in NCAA Division I with a record of 299–509–41.
Kansas State has not won any National Championships in team sports.

Titletown.

timhawk · « **Reply #231 on:** June 25, 2013, 04:49:19 PM »

Quote from: Bison22 on June 25, 2013, 04:43:58 PM

Kansas State's football team officially began play in 1896 with a 14-0 loss to Fort Riley on November 28, 1896. Despite some shining moments in the 1920s and 1930s, by 1989 the school was statistically the worst program in NCAA Division I with a record of 299–509–41.
Kansas State has not won any National Championships in team sports.

yoga-like_abana · « **Reply #232 on:** June 25, 2013, 04:50:53 PM »

If we give a beer to an NDSU engine fan is it illegal? Will they die from alcohol poisoning?

Bqqkie Pimp · « **Reply #233 on:** June 25, 2013, 04:51:29 PM »

Quote from: puniraptor on June 25, 2013, 04:46:27 PM

Quote from: Bison22 on June 25, 2013, 04:43:58 PM

Kansas State's football team officially began play in 1896 with a 14-0 loss to Fort Riley on November 28, 1896. Despite some shining moments in the 1920s and 1930s, by 1989 the school was statistically the worst program in NCAA Division I with a record of 299–509–41.
Kansas State has not won any National Championships in team sports.

ALL TIME RECORD SMACK

They're exactly like what I'd imagine nebraska fans to be like if they were NAIA like Northern Dakota.

'taterblast · « **Reply #234 on:** June 25, 2013, 04:54:04 PM »

wait, their state doesn't even have 1 mil people?

_33 · « **Reply #235 on:** June 25, 2013, 04:54:15 PM »

I looked for their intro video to see if I could mess with it to make fun of them. Turns out the real video already incorporates everything I was planning to do. Well played Bison.

treysolid · « **Reply #236 on:** June 25, 2013, 04:55:31 PM »

Quote from: lakesbison on June 25, 2013, 01:31:07 PM

HEy you Fucktards, you wanna dance?/

im your rough ridin' huckleberry.

funny youre gay invite to this board was in my JUNK box. appropriate.

NDSU is 6-3 vs FBS and Deserve to be a FBS team and WILL kick your ass on aug 30.

you're the one who went to the blog page and requested a "gay invite" to this board...

that's "gay invite" solicitation.

yoman · « **Reply #237 on:** June 25, 2013, 05:03:05 PM »

Quote from: _33 on June 25, 2013, 04:54:15 PM

I looked for their intro video to see if I could mess with it to make fun of them. Turns out the real video already incorporates everything I was planning to do. Well played Bison.

I really can't take an opponent seriously when they call their field the "fargodome." I just can't do it you guys.

lopakman · « **Reply #238 on:** June 25, 2013, 05:05:38 PM »

Quote from: Bison22 on June 25, 2013, 04:43:58 PM

Kansas State's football team officially began play in 1896 with a 14-0 loss to Fort Riley on November 28, 1896. Despite some shining moments in the 1920s and 1930s, by 1989 the school was statistically the worst program in NCAA Division I with a record of 299–509–41.
Kansas State has not won any National Championships in team sports.

Tell us about yourself Paul Nance. How long have you been in the Air Force?

Winters · « **Reply #239 on:** June 25, 2013, 05:06:11 PM »

Quote from: _33 on June 25, 2013, 04:54:15 PM

I looked for their intro video to see if I could mess with it to make fun of them. Turns out the real video already incorporates everything I was planning to do. Well played Bison.

That video put a big 'ole dip in my lower lip

Super PurpleCat · « **Reply #240 on:** June 25, 2013, 05:06:23 PM »

Hey! The Fargodome is awesome.

EMAWmeister · « **Reply #241 on:** June 25, 2013, 05:15:49 PM »

Quote from: lakesbison on June 25, 2013, 01:31:07 PM

HEy you Fucktards, you wanna dance?/

im your rough ridin' huckleberry.

funny youre gay invite to this board was in my JUNK box. appropriate.

NDSU is 6-3 vs FBS and Deserve to be a FBS team and WILL kick your ass on aug 30.

Maybe you should use something other than a hotmail email address, you poor.

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #242 on:** June 25, 2013, 05:19:32 PM »

Quote from: _33 on June 25, 2013, 04:54:15 PM

I looked for their intro video to see if I could mess with it to make fun of them. Turns out the real video already incorporates everything I was planning to do. Well played Bison.

Someone stole Thunderstruck from KU!?

Bqqkie Pimp · « **Reply #243 on:** June 25, 2013, 05:31:13 PM »

Quote from: EMAWmeister on June 25, 2013, 05:15:49 PM

Quote from: lakesbison on June 25, 2013, 01:31:07 PM
HEy you Fucktards, you wanna dance?/

im your rough ridin' huckleberry.

funny youre gay invite to this board was in my JUNK box. appropriate.

NDSU is 6-3 vs FBS and Deserve to be a FBS team and WILL kick your ass on aug 30.

Maybe you should use something other than a hotmail email address, you poor.

Probably can't afford to... How much can an account executive for KVRR in Fargo realistically make?

Lucas Scoopsalot · « **Reply #244 on:** June 25, 2013, 05:49:15 PM »

You know, I wasn't really getting too hyped about the first game yet considering it's going to be a bison beatdown, but after reading this thread I'm ready knock some hillbilly teeth in.

Bqqkie Pimp · « **Reply #245 on:** June 25, 2013, 06:09:17 PM »

Quote from: _33 on June 25, 2013, 04:54:15 PM

I looked for their intro video to see if I could mess with it to make fun of them. Turns out the real video already incorporates everything I was planning to do. Well played Bison.

I thought KVLY did a pretty good job with that. I have a good buddy at KVRR, Sam Humann, that may already be posting here... Crazy enough that the cops got called on him for his message boarding with the good folks at gopherhole.com, but sure does love him some northern dakota NAIA football!!

Big Sam · « **Reply #246 on:** June 25, 2013, 06:13:13 PM »

Quote from: lakesbison on June 25, 2013, 04:05:24 PM

oooh blumpkinstillskin ND is also the Highest population increase for the last 3 years, 850,000

What's is the 850,000? The population of ND 20 years from now?

Vitojr130 · « **Reply #247 on:** June 25, 2013, 06:14:28 PM »

Quote from: Bookie Pimp on June 25, 2013, 06:09:17 PM

Quote from: _33 on June 25, 2013, 04:54:15 PM
I looked for their intro video to see if I could mess with it to make fun of them. Turns out the real video already incorporates everything I was planning to do. Well played Bison.

I thought KVLY did a pretty good job with that. I have a good buddy at KVRR, Sam Humann, that may already be posting here... Crazy enough that the cops got called on him for his message boarding with the good folks at gopherhole.com, but sure does love him some northern dakota NAIA football!!

*cough cough lakesbison cough*

bones129 · « **Reply #248 on:** June 25, 2013, 06:18:28 PM »

Does anybody know if these Bison types have any peculiar rituals like burning couches, building bonfires, worshipping mythical birds, etc.?

DQ12 · « **Reply #249 on:** June 25, 2013, 07:26:07 PM »

wouldn't it be cool if this was their logo: