Official eff Bison early thread

[KSUblumpkin]

winters.

17 seniors who have won 2 back 2 back national titles and 28-2 recently.

Hard smash mouth football, running game, big o-line and Defense is our bread and butter.

I think NDSU will control clock, keep KSU honest on offense and it'll be a 21-17 NDSU win

The only good things to ever come out of Fargo was a movie and the F-M Acro Team (http://www.americangoldgymnastics.com/acroteam.php).  I thought you guys only played hockey in North Dakota?

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Blumpkin  NO one gives 2 shits about hockey,  NDSU has 6 NFL players on roster right now, 2 have been starting for their teams for last 5 years.

San Fran S Craig Dahl
Denver LB Joe Mays
Saints LB Ramon Humber
Denver OT Paul Cornick
Detroit TE Matt Veldman
St Louis S  Andre Martin

Whoa.  I thought North Dakota was in Canada and all canadians love hockey.  Huh...you learn something new everyday.  I just figured permafrost makes it impossible to build a football stadium and grow grass.  Who knew eh?

[illBisonYourdele]

 

Met quite a few Bisonsers up in Minnesota this past weekend/week they all smell bad and were really dumb

North Dakota is just a terminal disaster of a state.  Used to be a penal colony.  we would give it to Canada except they want to much $$ to take it.

Limestone, every heard of oil dipshit    cuz  "WE'VE GOT OIL"!!

$1.6 BILLION in the bank as a state and lowest unemployment in the USA.

plus 50% of NDSU is Minnesota like me, living on a sweet ass like me with sweet ass women all around.   

can vouch.  Fargo has got some game

[lakesbison]

Met quite a few Bisonsers up in Minnesota this past weekend/week they all smell bad and were really dumb

North Dakota is just a terminal disaster of a state.  Used to be a penal colony.  we would give it to Canada except they want to much $$ to take it.

Limestone, every heard of oil dipshit    cuz  "WE'VE GOT OIL"!!

$1.6 BILLION in the bank as a state and lowest unemployment in the USA.

plus 50% of NDSU is Minnesota like me, living on a sweet ass like me with sweet ass women all around.   

Nice lowest unemployment in the US smack.  It is not hard to achieve lowest unemployment in the US when 15 people live in that state.

oooh  blumpkinstillskin     ND is also the Highest population increase for the last 3 years,  850,000

[lakesbison]

Dahl and Mays have been in league 7 years, very solid players.

hockey is stupid, soccer on ice.

[MadCat]

winters.

17 seniors who have won 2 back 2 back national titles and 28-2 recently.

Hard smash mouth football, running game, big o-line and Defense is our bread and butter.

I think NDSU will control clock, keep KSU honest on offense and it'll be a 21-17 NDSU win

The only good things to ever come out of Fargo was a movie and the F-M Acro Team (http://www.americangoldgymnastics.com/acroteam.php).  I thought you guys only played hockey in North Dakota?

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Blumpkin  NO one gives 2 shits about hockey,  NDSU has 6 NFL players on roster right now, 2 have been starting for their teams for last 5 years.

San Fran S Craig Dahl
Denver LB Joe Mays
Saints LB Ramon Humber
Denver OT Paul Cornick
Detroit TE Matt Veldman
St Louis S  Andre Martin

Honestly, I've never heard of any of those guys. 'grats though.

Almost as impressive as Washburn, I guess...

[Bqqkie Pimp]

Met quite a few Bisonsers up in Minnesota this past weekend/week they all smell bad and were really dumb

North Dakota is just a terminal disaster of a state.  Used to be a penal colony.  we would give it to Canada except they want to much $$ to take it.

That'll just make it all the better when reading the dissertation on Aug. 31st by ESPN on how KSU lost to NDSU.

 

[MadCat]

Stick that in your pipe and smoke it, Wyoming! 

[Vitojr130]

 

winters.

17 seniors who have won 2 back 2 back national titles and 28-2 recently.

Hard smash mouth football, running game, big o-line and Defense is our bread and butter.

I think NDSU will control clock, keep KSU honest on offense and it'll be a 21-17 NDSU win

The only good things to ever come out of Fargo was a movie and the F-M Acro Team (http://www.americangoldgymnastics.com/acroteam.php).  I thought you guys only played hockey in North Dakota?

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Blumpkin  NO one gives 2 shits about hockey,  NDSU has 6 NFL players on roster right now, 2 have been starting for their teams for last 5 years.

San Fran S Craig Dahl
Denver LB Joe Mays
Saints LB Ramon Humber
Denver OT Paul Cornick
Detroit TE Matt Veldman
St Louis S  Andre Martin

Lakes, that is false and seeing as though you are Minnesotan, I expect you to know this is a lie. Hockey is the 2nd breast.

[KSUblumpkin]

oooh  blumpkinstillskin     ND is also the Highest population increase for the last 3 years,  850,000

I prefer blumpkinforeskin as my name if I were a fairy tale villian.  It is nice to know that population of North Dakota is booming.  I also know that North Dakota is the most free state in the union.  North Dakota is also one of the fattest states in the union and I love me some chubbies.  Maybe there is indeed some "sweet ass" in the land of BBW (Fargo).

[MadCat]

Only one crap given.

[kslim]

fball board dude but welcome aboard

[KSUblumpkin]

Dahl and Mays have been in league 7 years, very solid players.

hockey is stupid, soccer on ice.

You aren't kidding about Roald Dahl.  He is an amazing writer.  He wrote Charlie and the Chocolate Chocolate Factory, James and the Giant Peach, Matilda, Fantastic Mr. Fox and tons more.  I didn't know he played football for NDSU!!!  What tradition!!!!!!

Edit:  I've searched for Mays but could only find websites on Willie Mays and Willie Mays Hayes (from the movie Major League).  He obviously hasn't had the career Dahl has had.

[MadCat]

oooh  blumpkinstillskin     ND is also the Highest population increase for the last 3 years,  850,000

I prefer blumpkinforeskin as my name if I were a fairy tale villian.  It is nice to know that population of North Dakota is booming.  I also know that North Dakota is the most free state in the union.  North Dakota is also one of the fattest states in the union and I love me some chubbies.  Maybe there is indeed some "sweet ass" in the land of BBW (Fargo).

If the game is at Arrowhead: Open Season

[Frankenklein]

    Totally avoided North Dakota on my way to Canada last summer.All the Canadians I talked to while up there said it really sucked sharing a border with North Dakota and that they are smelly weirdos who only like hockey

[Cannoncat]

Eff yeah Pimp!  these show em they won't know what hit em! Those hair rats r in for 60 minuets of hell!!!    the Bill will be rockin!   

[yoman]

Eff yeah Pimp!  these show em they won't know what hit em! Those hair rats r in for 60 minuets of hell!!!    the Bill will be rockin!   

We're banishing you to ND with the bison.

[MadCat]

    Totally avoided North Dakota on my way to Canada last summer.All the Canadians I talked to while up there said it really sucked sharing a border with North Dakota and that they are smelly weirdos who only like hockey

My Canadian friend clearly felt that Southern Dakota is the better part of the state.

[puniraptor]

I learned pretty much all I need to know about north dakotans and their insatiable love for hockey in the outstanding ensemble comedy-drama film Mystery, Alaska

[yoman]

SEVEN NFL PLAYERS

[puniraptor]

SEVEN NFL PLAYERS

...from the ground 

[Bqqkie Pimp]

SEVEN NFL PLAYERS

Is it six? Or, is it seven?

 

[Dugout DickStone]

Dahl and Mays have been in league 7 years, very solid players.

hockey is stupid, soccer on ice.

You aren't kidding about Roald Dahl.  He is an amazing writer.  He wrote Charlie and the Chocolate Chocolate Factory, James and the Giant Peach, Matilda, Fantastic Mr. Fox and tons more.  I didn't know he played football for NDSU!!!  What tradition!!!!!!

Edit:  I've searched for Mays but could only find websites on Willie Mays and Willie Mays Hayes (from the movie Major League).  He obviously hasn't had the career Dahl has had.

I want to open your mind to The Twits.  It will change you.

[KSUblumpkin]

    Totally avoided North Dakota on my way to Canada last summer.All the Canadians I talked to while up there said it really sucked sharing a border with North Dakota and that they are smelly weirdos who only like hockey

My Canadian friend clearly felt that Southern Dakota is the better part of the state.

   How crappy must the Dakotas be if they split them into North and South Dakota.  I get North and South Carolina (because it's the south and they do dumb things) and I can't blame Virginia for wanting nothing to do with those hillbillies in West Virgina, but the Dakotas?  Why do we even need prison when we can just send offenders to North Dakota? 

[Dugout DickStone]

    Totally avoided North Dakota on my way to Canada last summer.All the Canadians I talked to while up there said it really sucked sharing a border with North Dakota and that they are smelly weirdos who only like hockey

My Canadian friend clearly felt that Southern Dakota is the better part of the state.

   How crappy must the Dakotas be if they split them into North and South Dakota.  I get North and South Carolina (because it's the south and they do dumb things) and I can't blame Virginia for wanting nothing to do with those hillbillies in West Virgina, but the Dakotas?  Why do we even need prison when we can just send offenders to North Dakota?

Constitution forbids cruel and unusual.

[KSUblumpkin]

Dahl and Mays have been in league 7 years, very solid players.

hockey is stupid, soccer on ice.

You aren't kidding about Roald Dahl.  He is an amazing writer.  He wrote Charlie and the Chocolate Chocolate Factory, James and the Giant Peach, Matilda, Fantastic Mr. Fox and tons more.  I didn't know he played football for NDSU!!!  What tradition!!!!!!

Edit:  I've searched for Mays but could only find websites on Willie Mays and Willie Mays Hayes (from the movie Major League).  He obviously hasn't had the career Dahl has had.

I want to open your mind to The Twits.  It will change you.

Good call Limestone!  What a treasure Dahl has been for the fine folks of North Dakota.