new and improved restaurant idea

[Trim]

YOLO

http://www.bizjournals.com/wichita/blog/2013/06/new-wichita-restaurant-plans-food-art.html

[Tobias]

YOLO

http://www.bizjournals.com/wichita/blog/2013/06/new-wichita-restaurant-plans-food-art.html

oh wow, getting hitched at a former sonic drive-in would definitely be a "yolo" moment if i've ever seen one

[Mr Bread]

YOLO

http://www.bizjournals.com/wichita/blog/2013/06/new-wichita-restaurant-plans-food-art.html

Oh, and the tip jar? It will be for receiving tips, like “smile at a stranger,” “put flowers on a grave of someone you don’t know,” or for depositing one’s own tips for others, Cindy says.

They couldn't be more awful if that was their only goal.  rough ridin' YOLO Grill.  What assholes. 

[The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep]

how much experience do you have with marrying people and painting, rick?

[Mikeyis4dcats]

simply the name YOLO will ensure I never eat there.

[Tobias]

simply the name YOLO will ensure I never eat there.

I'm not 100% sure you're on board with the YOLO philosophy

[steve dave]

one of those places where they wait staff are complete assholes to everyone. but, in ours, we actually hire assholes to be the wait staff. we will be able to hire them cheap because they are pieces of crap who probably can't find real work instead of normal waiters acting like pieces of crap. the customer thinks it's great and plays along but really is getting their asses kicked by our waiters.

[steve dave]

expanding on that idea we start a place that is kind of a tongue in cheek illegal immigrant establishment. it looks like nobody speaks english, nobody's getting paid a living wage, everyone works 80 hour weeks, no benefits...the works really. we really ham it up with funny advertisements on the theme. the catch is we actually hire illegal immigrants and take advantage of them and get completely loaded on cash.

[steve dave]

ok, we do a miles and points theme. we know a ton about them so we can really be experts here. with every meal you get free advice on how to best travel and earn airline and hotel points. we offer free consultations and you can sign up for travel cards and make reservations right from your table. then we steal everyone's identity.

[Mikeyis4dcats]

simply the name YOLO will ensure I never eat there.

I'm not 100% sure you're on board with the YOLO philosophy

I am 100% NOT on board with YOLO.    Or GTL.  Or any other guido/MTV bullshit.

[puniraptor]

Fountains of Youth

restaurant with various contintuous running fountains of liquid food coverings i.e. golden corral's chocolate wonderfall^TM

but it will be fountains of chocolate, nacho cheese, gravy, etc. and you just order carts of various foodstuffs (corndogs, strawberries, twinkies, coconut shrimp) and go to the wonderfalls and douse your crap to your liking.

[ChiComCat]

Fountains of Youth

restaurant with various contintuous running fountains of liquid food coverings i.e. golden corral's chocolate wonderfall^TM

but it will be fountains of chocolate, nacho cheese, gravy, etc. and you just order carts of various foodstuffs (corndogs, strawberries, twinkies, coconut shrimp) and go to the wonderfalls and douse your crap to your liking.

NO DOUBLE DIPPING

[pissclams]

it would be cool to have the waiter parachute down from an airplane with your food and land at your table with it in a picnic basket.  then he gets it out and sets it on the table and runs back into the kitchen as fast as he can to get the next order of food and then out to the airfield to get back up in the air and parachute down again to deliver food to another hungry patron.

obviously the restaurant has no roof

when it's slow he could also help out around the airfield with maintenance type activities- mowing and landscaping, painting, etc.

[Mr Bread]

A restaurant with no restrooms at all for anybody, maybe called "Nobody Poops Here" or something.  Come there for really great food that we have, but you can go somewhere else for your dirty bowel movements. 

[Emo EMAW]

A restaurant with no restrooms at all for anybody, maybe called "Nobody Poops Here" or something.  Come there for really great food that we have, but you can go somewhere else for your dirty bowel movements.

 

[yoga-like_abana]

simply the name YOLO will ensure I never eat there.

I'm not 100% sure you're on board with the YOLO philosophy

I am 100% NOT on board with YOLO.    Or GTL.  Or any other guido/MTV bullshit.

what if we had a place called GTL and it has a gym, tanning salon and laundry facility?

[pissclams]

think about having a restaurant that serves no food, only drinks.  how great would that be?  surprised no one has thought of it yet.
i know when i'm boozing i never want to eat.  seems like kind of a waste to eat when you're PAK'd up. 

[Mr Bread]

I'm thinking a sit-down restaurant with no tables.  Chairs, but no tables.  Have to hold your food in your lap.  Also no carry out.  You have to eat on site or you don't get any.  Slogan: "Our food's so good you'll eat here without a table and just take it."  I'm thinking maybe a really long, but descriptive name.  "Stand-up Diner; no go head sit down, but there's no tables lol."  People love a gimmick. 

[Asteriskhead]

simply the name YOLO will ensure I never eat there.

I'm not 100% sure you're on board with the YOLO philosophy

I am 100% NOT on board with YOLO.    Or GTL.  Or any other guido/MTV bullshit.

what if we had a place called GTL and it has a gym, tanning salon and laundry facility?

I'm particularly fond of laundromats that are attached to bars.

[The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep]

a restaraunt called "the war zone" that has different rooms with themes of each war. like in one room you could get seated in the WWII room where it has swastikas and stuff on the wall and the wait staff is split between the allies and axis powers. heres the catch: when you sit down you get a waiter dressed like an ally and another dressed like an axis power person. they both take care of you during your meal so you get double the service. when youre done eating... they both go get weapons and fight each other right in front of you to the death or until one surrenders. whoever wins gets the tip. obviously there will be other rooms with like vietnam and the gulf war and stuff so thats just an example. also obviously the waiters will be in full character so if you get a nazi waiter he will only speak german and yell at you a lot. authentic war eating experience. also the food will be like you are in the armed forces so you pretty much only get muck and soup and then maybe on sundays a cheap steak or something.

[Cartierfor3]

Bring your own live chicken and we'll kill it and pluck the feathers and cook it for you.

[Mr Bread]

A 'straunt with beds available so you can bang before, after or during your delicious gourmet meal.  No time limit on the bang itself, but it must have been started within 15 minutes after the meal is finished probably.  Can't have people milling around trying to decide if they're going to eff or not. 

[The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep]

A 'straunt with beds available so you can bang before, after or during your delicious gourmet meal.  No time limit on the bang itself, but it must have been started within 15 minutes after the meal is finished probably.  Can't have people milling around trying to decide if they're going to eff or not.

probably wouldnt work in manhattan or any place where there is a smoking ban. no one wants to go to pound town and not be able to rip a heater or six after.

[420seriouscat69]

Guys, I don't think any of these things are good ideas. I'm pulling out (that's what he said) my investments.

[bubbles4ksu]

Bring your own live chicken and we'll kill it and pluck the feathers and cook it for you.

same idea but incorporate male genitals fighting. each family brings a rooster and you throw them in the pit together. winning family gets to eat them both, losers go home hungry and without their pussy ass chicken.