new and improved restaurant idea

[steve dave]

mornings it's a party drinking adults only establishment. evenings it's a family eatery with cartoons, characters in suits, games, the works. you corner the adult morning party crowd and the evening family party crowd because both seem under served.

[steve dave]

from noon-4 it's shift change, puke hose-out, character skit practice, chicken finger frying time.

[steve dave]

hilarity ensues when some of your customers from the adult morning boozeathon come in later in the day and just order coffee and rest their heads on the table while their 6 kids wild out

[Dr Rick Daris]

what about this one- it's a restaurant called "surprises". not a three in one restaurant combo plan. that plan was stupid and i can see that now. the deal with "surprises" would be that the menu may or may not change daily. like tuesday night you go to "surprises" and the menu is all italian food with pasta dishes and lasagna and whatnot and you think well that was pretty good i think i'll go back wednesday but when you go back, now "surprises" has  become mexican themed with an all mexican menu and free chips and salsa. surprise. 

[pissclams]

even the name changed, surprise suprise

[Dr Rick Daris]

even the name changed, surprise suprise

good catch. that was not part of the plan and i've gone back and edited my original post to reflect it. also the waiters/waitresses would have different clothes depended on whatever menu theme "surprises" was working that day, obviously.

[steve dave]

Nose To Tail. It's obv. one of those "nose to tail" pig places but all it serves is noses and tails. none of the in between parts. also fries.

[Dr Rick Daris]

Nose To Tail. It's obv. one of those "nose to tail" pig places but all it serves is noses and tails. none of the in between parts. also fries.

throw some kale on that menu and we could open up tomorrow.

[pissclams]

you could fry the tail and it would look like a curly fry, you could call them rocky mountain fries

[Saulbadguy]

I'm open to this idea. Are we going to have an advanced point of sale system?

[puniraptor]

I would like to see tails, noses from a variety of animals, not just pigs.

[CNS]

Will serve generic pizza and cheap beer.

how about good pizza and cheap wine and expensive beer?

Would work great in most of johnson county, but I don't think we would grab as many ppl with this scenario in aggieville.  Remember, its all about the shirt sales.  Dirty innuendo customized to every game day or other such event/holiday.

[The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep]

surprises is a pretty good name for a strip club. might steal that one.

[Dr Rick Daris]

i've thought about the whole "surprises" concept all morning and have decided that it maybe is not a great idea.

what about this though...the place is called "hot and cold" and the menu has two sides. one with hot food-soup, french fries, etc and the other has nothing but cold food-potato salad, fruit, etc. you then pay like $6.99 and you get to pick one item of each side or three items for $9.99. drink menu would be the same-one side hot drinks one side cold drinks and the hot side would probably be yellow,red and orange themed with like a sun and the cold side blue with a snowman or something. 

[puniraptor]

if you picked 3 it would be unbalanced.

[Dr Rick Daris]

nevermind. i think "surprises" is back on and i've decided to just use the "hot and cold" restaurant idea as a menu concept for "surprises".

[Brock Landers]

nevermind. i think "surprises" is back on and i've decided to just use the "hot and cold" restaurant idea as a menu concept for "surprises".

Good move.  Calling it Hot and Cold seems like a great idea until some other guys open a place called Fire and Ice, then everybody gets the two places confused and then both of them go under.

[DQ12]

so we all just forgot about Sauces. Ok.

 

[Johnny Wichita]

Logistical nightmare. 

[Johnny Wichita]

Logistical nightmare.

Also, it should probably be on a lake. 

[steve dave]

we will need a menu item of such enormous size that if you finish it within 8 hours you get it free. the secret is that

A) it's impossible to finish. the thing is huge
B) it's super salty so you are constantly thirsty
C) we don't have free water. water is $1. also no free refills on any drinks including water. also the cups of water are super pud sized. you'd need to drink over 100 to work on the huge item for the full 8 hours
D) the huge menu item is $100 if you don't finish it (which you can't) and it only costs us, like, $8 to make
E) we make it seems like it's easy to finish and that any dork can do it and you are a super loser if you don't so they keep coming back trying to and ordering tons of drinks
F) kids meals are buy one get one (but the first one is like $15)

[Dr Rick Daris]

ok, new concept for aggieville only restaurant. you know all the places like so long and rab and taco lucha are kind of small and sometimes there's a long wait to get seated. or maybe you're with a group and half want to go to coco bolos and the other half want so long. well what if i opened up a restaurant in the middle of aggieville and the menu was one big menu made up off all the other aggieville restaurant choices but i would charge like two dollars more or something and then my staff would take your order, call it in to go, go get and then bring it to your table. that way you could all eat at a different restaurant but at the same restaurant. 

[Johnny Wichita]

ok, new concept for aggieville only restaurant. you know all the places like so long and rab and taco lucha are kind of small and sometimes there's a long wait to get seated. or maybe you're with a group and half want to go to coco bolos and the other half want so long. well what if i opened up a restaurant in the middle of aggieville and the menu was one big menu made up off all the other aggieville restaurant choices but i would charge like two dollars more or something and then my staff would take your order, call it in to go, go get and then bring it to your table. that way you could all eat at a different restaurant but at the same restaurant. 

Like in the street? 

[The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep]

just call it changes and use all of these stupid ideas. also play tupac on repeat.

[Dr Rick Daris]

ok, new concept for aggieville only restaurant. you know all the places like so long and rab and taco lucha are kind of small and sometimes there's a long wait to get seated. or maybe you're with a group and half want to go to coco bolos and the other half want so long. well what if i opened up a restaurant in the middle of aggieville and the menu was one big menu made up off all the other aggieville restaurant choices but i would charge like two dollars more or something and then my staff would take your order, call it in to go, go get and then bring it to your table. that way you could all eat at a different restaurant but at the same restaurant. 

Like in the street?

i just meant a central aggieville location but can see where it was confusing. also the best part about this new restaurant is that we wouldn't need a kitchen and from my research that means that we probably will not need as much "startup" money.