Soothing the soul

[bones129]

I'm hyped, almost over-hyped, for the beginning of FB season, and am becoming concerned with this obsession.

How best to soothe my soul, guys?

[Tobias]

what do you do to relax?

[bones129]

what do you do to relax?

I have been known to drink. But that doesn't help during the business day. My clients don't expect me to be drunk.

[Tobias]

browse spiral delivery system.com

[Tobias]

lay down on the floor and hang out with my cats

[bubbles4ksu]

Eat some hallucinogens. Mushrooms or acid.

[MadCat]

Masturbate more

[kstatefreak42]

Can never go wrong with some herbs  works EVERY TIME

[bucket]

Really guys? Drugs, alcohol, MASTURBATION! Am I wrong for expecting more from you guys? That's stuff I would expect from a KU fan.

- OU vs K-State 2012(full)

- 2003 Big 12 Championship(full)

These never get old. I know there are more out there.

[MadCat]

Fine.  Bang more hookers...?

[bones129]

Thanks for the suggestions, guys. As far as the recos for hallucinogens and herb go, gotta stay sober for the clients.

Tobias, can't travel every time I need to be soothed, but I appreciate the suggestion. 

MadCat suggests more masturbation. That seems more applicable to KU FB fans, who can only fantasize (i.e., pound it off) about FB success. Get to whacking, Hawks.

[steve dave]

pick up a hobby like collecting travel miles/points and travelling with them for free

[KITNfury]

Mushrooms really will give you inner peace for a week or two afterwards, even if the trip is a bad one. I do, however, recommend that you do not trip during work hours. Focusing on the task at hand can become difficult and some employers frown upon it. The good thing is that a urine test won't pick it up. Good luck, bro.