Author Topic: starting QB jake waters amazing stories master thread spiral delivery system.com (Read 3477 times)

pissclams · « **on:** June 21, 2013, 09:51:30 AM »

hello boys, just thought we could aggregate all of the stud QB spiral delivery system.com's amazing storiesi into one thread and that way when he's up there accepting his heisman troph we can just pull up this thread, wipe back a few tears, slam an ice cold busch beer and reminisce about all of the times he was being a stud at ksu go state.

i can tell you my first memory of spiral delivery system.com, it was at his announcement press conference. of course being a team stud leader at his JUCO, his teammates and he all announced their college choices together. and of course the entire nation was glued to their computers in anticipation of where spiral delivery system.com was going to go, but we pretended like we cared about the other non-emaw kids too. even though we didn't give a crap about them. like that dude with the beard who went to KthUg to join the dream team.

but when it was spiral delivery system.com's turn, the bandwidth trippled on my live stream. my first thought? oh man, what a handsome stud, this guy is going to make some emaw filly a beautiful emaw/go cats child some day. then he annoucned he was emaw to the world. i was in my office alone but it didn't stop me from high fiving the air and it felt like i was high fiving every emaw around the world, including jake spiral delivery system.com waters.

this thread is going to be awesome to continue to update over the next 20 years or so as spiral delivery system.com emaws his way to a bountiful NFL career. share your stories here. OK! go cat!

steve dave · « **Reply #1 on:** June 21, 2013, 09:59:35 AM »

I use "sdsdotcom" on twitter because of the character limit

OK_Cat · « **Reply #2 on:** June 21, 2013, 10:07:28 AM »

remember when synds came back and he said he was going to "calm the waters?"

well he meant to calm jake sdsdotcom waters the eff down, because jake is a rabid animal of some degree and has a great thirst for blood and football gridiron victories.

so really, bill is going to settle sdsdotcom down, but only enough so that he doesn't hernandez someone. not to stop him from bringing us mountains of pigskin domination go cats.

Tobias · « **Reply #3 on:** June 21, 2013, 10:12:04 AM »

Quote from: OK Cat on June 21, 2013, 10:07:28 AM

jake is a rapid animal of some degree

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #4 on:** June 21, 2013, 10:16:51 AM »

His first drive at the spring game.

pissclams · « **Reply #5 on:** June 21, 2013, 10:20:21 AM »

it's weird to me, a ksu cat, that some of you who call yourselves emaw, won't support what's best for emaw u.

#life is a great story, the comeback kid. the kid who beat all the odds and left a swamp. but time for a dose of reality and that reality is that spiral delivery system.com will lead the school you support to the natty champy. #life is part of that team too but is going to catch balls, not throw them.

who doesn't love #life? everyone does of course b.c. he is an emaw. that doesn't mean we want anything other than whats best for go cats and that is spiral delivery system.com as our field general

Katpappy · « **Reply #6 on:** June 21, 2013, 10:27:27 AM »

Quote from: pissclams on June 21, 2013, 10:20:21 AM

it's weird to me, a ksu cat, that some of you who call yourselves emaw, won't support what's best for emaw u.

#life is a great story, the comeback kid. the kid who beat all the odds and left a swamp. but time for a dose of reality and that reality is that spiral delivery system.com will lead the school you support to the natty champy. #life is part of that team too but is going to catch balls, not throw them.who doesn't love #life? everyone does of course b.c. he is an emaw. that doesn't mean we want anything other than whats best for go cats and that is spiral delivery system.com as our field general

Won't happen. The backup QB never plays any other position, due to the fact they may need him at QB anytime the starter goes down.

P.S. The backup QB is always so adorable, and the one everyone will call for if the starter messes up.

GoodForAnother · « **Reply #7 on:** June 21, 2013, 10:29:15 AM »

great posting in here claims. sad to me that some posters on here don't want to see our team be successful and would rather others start @ qb so they can selfishly say they were right on the internet boards. sds.c is the clear right choice here and I am excited to see what kind of football/sexual success he will have this fall.

bubbles4ksu · « **Reply #8 on:** June 21, 2013, 10:36:28 AM »

man, i'll never forget my dad's recap of spiral-delivery-system.com's first action in a purple uniform. i won't bore you guys with a full account, but here are some words he used: poise, leadership, check-downs, accuracy, magnetism, bearded, hegemony, razzle-dazzle, abraham lincoln, operation overlord.

Katpappy · « **Reply #9 on:** June 21, 2013, 10:36:32 AM »

Quote from: GoodForAnother on June 21, 2013, 10:29:15 AM

great posting in here claims. sad to me that some posters on here don't want to see our team be successful and would rather others start @ qb so they can selfishly say they were right on the internet boards. sds.c is the clear right choice here and I am excited to see what kind of football/sexual success he will have this fall.

EMAWesome · « **Reply #10 on:** June 21, 2013, 10:37:00 AM »

http://www.godaddy.com/domains/searchresults.aspx?ci=54814

slackers...raise the premium rate so we can afford $11

pissclams · « **Reply #11 on:** June 21, 2013, 10:56:27 AM »

Quote from: Gooch on June 21, 2013, 10:26:03 AM

It is going to be a rough FB season for you 'clams. Don't you fret though. I will be there to comfort you as Sam's is making it rain TD passes and Waters is on the sidelines.

since i obviously bleed purple and you're nothing but a bandwagon fan, let me make something clear to you that you probably won't understand.
i win when the wildcats win.

anyway, any more posts that aren't amazing spiral delivery system.com stories will be moved from this thread to some other place.

Cartierfor3 · « **Reply #12 on:** June 21, 2013, 11:24:43 AM »

They've been practicing this play for the 1st play against the Bison (half cow etc.) http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=B_IeectyZbs#t=46s but it will be a touchdown for the CATS.

I don't know if the rest of America realizes the pain they will feel, and the arm of Jake SDS.COM Waters will deliver the pain painfully.

Cannoncat · « **Reply #13 on:** June 21, 2013, 11:56:53 AM »

Sounds like a military missile system.

MadCat · « **Reply #14 on:** June 21, 2013, 12:02:14 PM »

Quote from: Cannoncat on June 21, 2013, 11:56:53 AM

Sounds like a military missile system.

You're thinking of spiral delivery system.mil

Katpappy · « **Reply #15 on:** June 21, 2013, 12:09:54 PM »

Quote from: MadCat on June 21, 2013, 12:02:14 PM

Quote from: Cannoncat on June 21, 2013, 11:56:53 AM
Sounds like a military missile system.
You're thinking of spiral delivery system.mil

Make sense though. We need some of those military guys to teach SDS.com to throw missiles to our adorable receivers.

pissclams · « **Reply #16 on:** August 26, 2013, 12:33:24 PM »

hello jake, my friend and fellow wildcat. congrats, you've earned it.

skycat · « **Reply #17 on:** August 26, 2013, 03:16:51 PM »

Quote from: Katdaddy on June 21, 2013, 12:09:54 PM

Quote from: MadCat on June 21, 2013, 12:02:14 PM
Quote from: Cannoncat on June 21, 2013, 11:56:53 AM
Sounds like a military missile system.
You're thinking of spiral delivery system.mil
Make sense though. We need some of those military guys to teach SDS.com to throw missiles to our adorable receivers.

SDS.com delivers long-range missiles with a pinpoint accuracy the military could only dream of. Rumblings the generals from Ft. Riley have been studying Waters' technique ever since he arrived on campus. God forbid if SDS.com ever falls into the wrong hands.