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Re: Aaron Hernandez is so mumped!
« Reply #150 on: July 03, 2013, 04:49:48 PM »
Hernandez is going to absolutely run things in prison. Nobody is going to even look at him wrong.

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Re: Aaron Hernandez is so mumped!
« Reply #151 on: July 03, 2013, 07:38:09 PM »
If you're a murderer, can you have conjugal visits?

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Re: Aaron Hernandez is so mumped!
« Reply #152 on: July 03, 2013, 08:20:38 PM »
If you're a murderer, can you have conjugal visits?

It looks like Aaron is trying to work that out, but the damned sheriff is male genitals blocking him.

http://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/nfl/2013/07/02/aaron-hernandez-marry-jail/2484793/

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Re: Aaron Hernandez is so mumped!
« Reply #153 on: July 03, 2013, 11:33:34 PM »
Hernandez' life

If there was a gif of nicname thwarting the attempted-flag-taker and then gesturing him to suck it, followed by motioning for all of Hilton Shelter to boo him louder, it'd be better than that auburn gif.

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Re: Aaron Hernandez is so mumped!
« Reply #154 on: July 04, 2013, 12:54:24 AM »
If you're a murderer, can you have conjugal visits?

I didn't know this was a real thing until Arrested Development.

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Re: Aaron Hernandez is so mumped!
« Reply #155 on: July 04, 2013, 09:56:22 PM »
If you're a murderer, can you have conjugal visits?

I didn't know this was a real thing until Arrested Development.

It is, but you have to be married.

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Re: Aaron Hernandez is so mumped!
« Reply #156 on: July 07, 2013, 08:38:21 PM »
Just saw this on Facebook, it's Hernandez's profile from Madden :lol:


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Re: Aaron Hernandez is so mumped!
« Reply #157 on: July 07, 2013, 08:40:17 PM »
If you're a murderer, can you have conjugal visits?

I didn't know this was a real thing until Arrested Development.

So you've never seen the movie office space?  Weird.

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Re: Aaron Hernandez is so mumped!
« Reply #158 on: July 09, 2013, 01:35:47 PM »
They are unsealing the search warrants, getting live tweeted now.


http://deadspin.com/aaron-hernandez-search-warrants-unsealed-updating-720845856


Inside a safe in Hernandez home police found a scale and a dish used to weigh drugs. #Hernandez
 — Dave Altimari (@davealtimari) July 9, 2013

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Re: Aaron Hernandez is so mumped!
« Reply #159 on: July 09, 2013, 01:39:21 PM »
SO mumped!!!

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Re: Aaron Hernandez is so mumped!
« Reply #162 on: August 01, 2013, 04:18:08 PM »
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[Redacted],

Your letter meant alot and was very true! I know everything happens for a reason and I know "GOD" has a plan for me and something good will come out of this. The world just makes things out of false accusations and it will all die down especially when they say NOT GUILTY and all the people who turned on me will feel like crap. I've always been a great person an known for having an amazing heart! I am a strong person and nothing will break me! A C.O. will never nor can they say now for one day have I been down or not with a smile on my face. I know there is a reason I'm going thru this and I will figure it out through my relationship with the Lord. I fell off especially after making all that money but when it's all said and done "GOD" put me in the situation for a reason! I'm humbled by this ALREADY and this will change me forever. At least I'll know my true supporters. Thanks for being one of them!

Thanks,

Aaron Hernandez 81

I can't wait to sign this again when I'm playing again an prove all the haters an da talkers WRONG.

P.S. the pictures are definitely hanging on my walls and def meant alot! Thanks again brotha!

*Keep this off social media PLEASE!


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Re: Aaron Hernandez is so mumped!
« Reply #163 on: August 01, 2013, 04:34:45 PM »
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[Redacted],

Your letter meant alot and was very true! I know everything happens for a reason and I know "GOD" has a plan for me and something good will come out of this. The world just makes things out of false accusations and it will all die down especially when they say NOT GUILTY and all the people who turned on me will feel like crap. I've always been a great person an known for having an amazing heart! I am a strong person and nothing will break me! A C.O. will never nor can they say now for one day have I been down or not with a smile on my face. I know there is a reason I'm going thru this and I will figure it out through my relationship with the Lord. I fell off especially after making all that money but when it's all said and done "GOD" put me in the situation for a reason! I'm humbled by this ALREADY and this will change me forever. At least I'll know my true supporters. Thanks for being one of them!

Thanks,

Aaron Hernandez 81

I can't wait to sign this again when I'm playing again an prove all the haters an da talkers WRONG.

P.S. the pictures are definitely hanging on my walls and def meant alot! Thanks again brotha!

Keep this off social media PLEASE*!



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Re: Aaron Hernandez is so mumped!
« Reply #164 on: August 01, 2013, 07:56:08 PM »
He's probably gonna have one of his boys off me.
If there was a gif of nicname thwarting the attempted-flag-taker and then gesturing him to suck it, followed by motioning for all of Hilton Shelter to boo him louder, it'd be better than that auburn gif.

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Re: Aaron Hernandez is so mumped!
« Reply #165 on: August 01, 2013, 08:10:50 PM »
Pulling out Fitz lingo, you know he's innocent.

The cops live in their mom's basement.

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Re: Aaron Hernandez is so mumped!
« Reply #166 on: August 19, 2013, 02:02:43 PM »
GREAT NEWS GUYS!!!!!   :excited:

In my dynasty league, I got Zack Sudfeld in our rookie draft!!!

http://bostonherald.com/sports/patriots_nfl/new_england_patriots/2013/08/patriots_rookie_free_agent_zach_sudfeld_fills_big

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When it comes to assessing rookies during training camp and the preseason, it’s best not to overreact, overblow, oversell or overhype. Only, the task becomes difficult when you come across guys like Zach Sudfeld.

ESPN analyst Sal Paolantonio went so far as to dub him “Baby Gronk” after watching the 6-foot-7, 260-pound tight end torch the Eagles defense during the lead-up to the preseason opener in Philadelphia.

With Sudfeld doing more of the same against Tampa Bay during joint practices, and again in Friday night’s win against the Buccaneers — he caught a two-point conversion from Tom Brady and a 22-yard TD pass from Ryan Mallett — the nickname isn’t likely to change.

Nor will the buzz for the likeable undrafted rookie out of Nevada.

- See more at: http://bostonherald.com/sports/patriots_nfl/new_england_patriots/2013/08/patriots_rookie_free_agent_zach_sudfeld_fills_big#sthash.5jIb5RNd.dpuf


So glad that there can be a happy ending to this story! 

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Re: Aaron Hernandez is so mumped!
« Reply #167 on: August 19, 2013, 02:07:43 PM »
GREAT NEWS GUYS!!!!!   :excited:

In my dynasty league, I got Zack Sudfeld in our rookie draft!!!

http://bostonherald.com/sports/patriots_nfl/new_england_patriots/2013/08/patriots_rookie_free_agent_zach_sudfeld_fills_big

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When it comes to assessing rookies during training camp and the preseason, it’s best not to overreact, overblow, oversell or overhype. Only, the task becomes difficult when you come across guys like Zach Sudfeld.

ESPN analyst Sal Paolantonio went so far as to dub him “Baby Gronk” after watching the 6-foot-7, 260-pound tight end torch the Eagles defense during the lead-up to the preseason opener in Philadelphia.

With Sudfeld doing more of the same against Tampa Bay during joint practices, and again in Friday night’s win against the Buccaneers — he caught a two-point conversion from Tom Brady and a 22-yard TD pass from Ryan Mallett — the nickname isn’t likely to change.

Nor will the buzz for the likeable undrafted rookie out of Nevada.

- See more at: http://bostonherald.com/sports/patriots_nfl/new_england_patriots/2013/08/patriots_rookie_free_agent_zach_sudfeld_fills_big#sthash.5jIb5RNd.dpuf


So glad that there can be a happy ending to this story!

Glad to hear this, Pete.  It's nice that Lloyd's family will now finally have some closure.  Pretty positive day

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Re: Aaron Hernandez is so mumped!
« Reply #168 on: August 19, 2013, 02:11:08 PM »
It all happens for a reason, Limestone.

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Re: Aaron Hernandez is so mumped!
« Reply #169 on: August 19, 2013, 02:19:16 PM »
It all happens for a reason, Limestone.

It truly does.  #1Cat

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Re: Aaron Hernandez is so mumped!
« Reply #170 on: August 27, 2013, 07:31:45 PM »
 :sdeek:

http://www.rollingstone.com/culture/news/five-revelations-from-rolling-stones-aaron-hernandez-story-20130827

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• Hernandez was a heavy user of angel dust, and had become so paranoid over the last year that he carried a gun wherever he went.

• He surrounded himself with a cohort of gangsters, and cut himself off from his family and teammates.

• Hernandez had so infuriated his head coach, Bill Belichick, with missed practices and thug-life stunts, that he was one misstep from being cut.

• Both his parents, Dennis and Terri, had criminal records, as did much of his extended family.

• Terri allegedly cheated on Dennis before his death with a violent drug dealer named Jeffrey Cummings, then married Cummings after Dennis died and moved him into the house she shared with Aaron.

• In college his coach (then-University of Florida head coach Urban Meyer) may have helped cover up failed drug tests, along with two violent incidents — an assault and a drive-by shootout outside a local bar.


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Re: Aaron Hernandez is so mumped!
« Reply #171 on: August 27, 2013, 08:10:57 PM »
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Re: Aaron Hernandez is so mumped!
« Reply #172 on: August 27, 2013, 08:15:23 PM »
62.4 avg fantasy pick

he's my handcuff TE

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Re: Aaron Hernandez is so mumped!
« Reply #173 on: August 27, 2013, 08:23:36 PM »
Urban Meyer, BITB

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Re: Aaron Hernandez is so mumped!
« Reply #174 on: September 06, 2013, 04:19:01 PM »