Ron Prince Stories!

[KITNfury]

I still enjoy this thread. Hope the juiciness never stops.

[DGale]

I still enjoy this thread. Hope the juiciness never stops.

The Great thing about Ranni is he can't help but be juicy. It won't be long before he's sneaking up behind one of his fellow coaches' wives, or being found early in the morning grinning in a Rutgers dorm hallway.

[Katpappy]

Good grief, what a weird Super Bowl, squawks: http://mbd.scout.com/mb.aspx?s=172&f=2485&t=11994507

Looks to me like Ron Prince owns Phog.net. 

[DGale]

i just want more ron selfies.

It would be great if this turned into the ron selfie and stupid text message thread.

Stupid texts have arrived. CNS, you have been so patient. (Did I mention there are over 700 pages of lies?) This is January 16, 2013. Ron had been dipping his rather modest junk in the swinging Jax ladies and various sweepstakes winners at Desire, and was trying to convince me that every NFL team in the country was aching for his big, strong, awesome coach magic.

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[Headinjun]

Good grief, what a weird Super Bowl, squawks: http://mbd.scout.com/mb.aspx?s=172&f=2485&t=11994507

Looks to me like Ron Prince owns Phog.net. 

That's a weird circle fest they got going on

[Trim]

They don't want to lose me to Cleveland.

[meow meow]

Silly season 


MORE!!!

[wabash909]

What's the "lobster" bit?  I think I missed that part.

[DGale]

What's the "lobster" bit?  I think I missed that part.

Reference from an episode of Friends where Phoebe says that if you are meant to be together until you die you are like lobsters because lobsters mate for life.

Ron had been cheating on me with at least three other people, including his trip to Desire with Indy and he was still calling me his lobster.

He also never had an interview with any of the teams he mentioned. Was deluding himself or maybe just part of the false persona he created for me.

[MakeItRain]

Ron quotes Friends

If there was any doubt before as to whether or not we were going to give him back before, as the arbiter of black for the white midwesterner chapter, we are pulling his card.

[Trim]

Was Ron was a Friends guy or did you tell him the lobster thing?

[DGale]

Was Ron was a Friends guy or did you tell him the lobster thing?

I don't know if he was a Friends guy. He used to go on and on about how we were going to hold hands while we sat in our rocking chairs when we were old. He said we would be like creatures that mate for life (why a swinger who was effing half of Jax would say this crazy stuff is beyond me. Unnecessary lies).

I told him that I'd seen a Friends episode and learned that lobsters mate for life (but that is not really a good source for scientific info). He thought it was "so sweet."  Called me his lobster quite a lot. Too bad what he meant was "meaningless woman I am conning right now."

[CNS]

DGale is the best

[Trim]

Was Ron was a Friends guy or did you tell him the lobster thing?

I don't know if he was a Friends guy. He used to go on and on about how we were going to hold hands while we sat in our rocking chairs when we were old. He said we would be like creatures that mate for life (why a swinger who was effing half of Jax would say this crazy stuff is beyond me. Unnecessary lies).

I told him that I'd seen a Friends episode and learned that lobsters mate for life (but that is not really a good source for scientific info). He thought it was "so sweet."  Called me his lobster quite a lot. Too bad what he meant was "meaningless woman I am conning right now."

I'll await MIR's ruling.

[Katpappy]

Ron quotes Friends

If there was any doubt before as to whether or not we were going to give him back before, as the arbiter of black for the white midwesterner chapter, we are pulling his card.

His black card?

[Ira Hayes]

arbiter of black for the white midwesterner chapter

That made me laugh. 

[DGale]

I'm not qualified to judge anything about the football industry. So during the "silly season" (aka, time of year when coaches without jobs are scrambling for same) I just accepted.
At some point it seemed like the NFL was trying to spit something out; like a cat with a hairball. About that time, I got the clear sense that the ego bruising would be salved by lots of other women.
It's funny (in a painful and ironic sort of way) that coach Flood left the light on for a man whose character is the antithesis of the "what would Jesus do" and "FAMILY" thing Rutgers supposedly stands for.


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[DGale]

We all know how the interview in New Orleans went. Sometimes I wonder if the truth ever made its way to me. These are texts from Sean Payton (via Ranni) though, so may be legit.

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Loomis!!!

[bones129]

Just when I thought this thread was dying...

[Bqqkie Pimp]

Stepgate happened dude.  It was our O-line coach, not assistant, that Ron made run.  While he was running Ron made us all lay on the field on our backs and look at the sky.  Lasted about ten minutes....pretty bizzare

Prince was really into wrestling guys.  In training camp one night he came into our film room and while he was walking to his seat in the back he bumped into me while i was sitting.  He kinda checked me and dared me to get out of my chair and challenge him.  I got up and we went back and forth for a few seconds.  Before I knew it we were both on the floor.  He landed on top of me and grabbed a handful of my nuts....no lie, this dude was squeezing them shits hard. 

There were these sliding partitions in the meeting room and we rolled into them and damn near knocked it down.  One of the most uncomfortable and strange things that ever happened to me.

I was recently at a tailgate party in Austin, TX hosted by dobber and his friends when Gooch photographed the nuts in question with his cellphone and tweeted them to the world. 

Amazing times, indeed.

 

[slobber]

Stepgate happened dude.  It was our O-line coach, not assistant, that Ron made run.  While he was running Ron made us all lay on the field on our backs and look at the sky.  Lasted about ten minutes....pretty bizzare

Prince was really into wrestling guys.  In training camp one night he came into our film room and while he was walking to his seat in the back he bumped into me while i was sitting.  He kinda checked me and dared me to get out of my chair and challenge him.  I got up and we went back and forth for a few seconds.  Before I knew it we were both on the floor.  He landed on top of me and grabbed a handful of my nuts....no lie, this dude was squeezing them shits hard. 

There were these sliding partitions in the meeting room and we rolled into them and damn near knocked it down.  One of the most uncomfortable and strange things that ever happened to me.

I was recently at a tailgate party in Austin, TX hosted by dobber and his friends when Gooch photographed the nuts in question with his cellphone and tweeted them to the world. 

Amazing times, indeed.

 

That was pretty great. You know if Bish' didn't have his two young nephews with him, he would have been cuttin' up at that ball shot!

[ShellShock]

What's the "lobster" bit?  I think I missed that part.

Reference from an episode of Friends where Phoebe says that if you are meant to be together until you die you are like lobsters because lobsters mate for life.

Ron had been cheating on me with at least three other people, including his trip to Desire with Indy and he was still calling me his lobster.

He also never had an interview with any of the teams he mentioned. Was deluding himself or maybe just part of the false persona he created for me.

I can never watch Friends again... 

[MakeItRain]

Was Ron was a Friends guy or did you tell him the lobster thing?

I don't know if he was a Friends guy. He used to go on and on about how we were going to hold hands while we sat in our rocking chairs when we were old. He said we would be like creatures that mate for life (why a swinger who was effing half of Jax would say this crazy stuff is beyond me. Unnecessary lies).

I told him that I'd seen a Friends episode and learned that lobsters mate for life (but that is not really a good source for scientific info). He thought it was "so sweet."  Called me his lobster quite a lot. Too bad what he meant was "meaningless woman I am conning right now."

I'll await MIR's ruling.

Too close for my taste. If he was promising the world the dgale, and he were a real man he would have ridiculed her for watching White Friends. Think about this, Tyra Banks was too black for White Friends so Alicia Tyler had to be the black chick that didn't look too black for this white dude to lay up with.

Shame on you dgale and Ron too

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