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Re: Ron Prince stories
« Reply #1875 on: September 11, 2013, 12:19:08 PM »
PowerCat, did you mean a spreadsheet? One might be needed to keep up with the many Sweepstakes Winners/Losers. And just to show what a swell guy RP is and not discerning at all, (I did mention anything with female parts), he is willing to spread the love to anything willing to accept it - so if one prefers total androgny in Manhattan (looks like a boy) or if one is looking in Jax for a piece of property or just a piece, Jennifer Hambruch Wege and Margaret Sherril are your uh, girls...that reminds me, what happened to the lovely pic of Gail that someone shared with caption, "Hide Yo Wives"? It seemed to have disappeared....

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Re: Ron Prince stories
« Reply #1876 on: September 11, 2013, 12:20:48 PM »
welp

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Re: Ron Prince stories
« Reply #1877 on: September 11, 2013, 12:22:44 PM »
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Re: Ron Prince stories
« Reply #1878 on: September 11, 2013, 12:24:49 PM »
I've already gone on record that I think long hair would be good for Miley.

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Re: Ron Prince stories
« Reply #1879 on: September 11, 2013, 12:31:17 PM »
well, i mean this seemed pretty unnecessary.

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« Reply #1880 on: September 11, 2013, 12:51:27 PM »
Fifteen minutes later, when the Kansas locker room opened its doors to the media, the Jayhawks were still crying. Literally, bawling. All of them. I've never seen anything like it, and I've seen devastated college locker rooms -- after losses in the Final Four, the national championship game -- ever

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Re: Ron Prince stories
« Reply #1881 on: September 11, 2013, 12:52:56 PM »
We should have just called this thread at 69 pages. Locked it and threw away the key.

Also, this was a pretty good post.  :whistle1:
Fifteen minutes later, when the Kansas locker room opened its doors to the media, the Jayhawks were still crying. Literally, bawling. All of them. I've never seen anything like it, and I've seen devastated college locker rooms -- after losses in the Final Four, the national championship game -- ever

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Re: Ron Prince stories
« Reply #1882 on: September 11, 2013, 12:54:21 PM »
I have an intern working on a "cast of characters" for the premium members in order to keep up with this thread.

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Re: Ron Prince stories
« Reply #1883 on: September 11, 2013, 12:58:45 PM »
...that reminds me, what happened to the lovely pic of Gail that someone shared with caption, "Hide Yo Wives"? It seemed to have disappeared....

Oh crap, you saw that? It was pretty funny, huh? I assure you it was a momentary lapse in judgement, and I would like to personally apologize to RP, his team of lawyers, In Pursuit of Perfection LLC, etc., etc...

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Re: Ron Prince stories
« Reply #1884 on: September 11, 2013, 01:16:45 PM »
good grief.
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Re: Ron Prince stories
« Reply #1885 on: September 11, 2013, 01:48:12 PM »
what's happening here

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Re: Ron Prince stories
« Reply #1886 on: September 11, 2013, 01:51:59 PM »
"Son. This is why we are wildcats. Hard work, pride, the heart of this country. And if that's not enough for you, you can just move to California with your punk friends."

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Re: Ron Prince stories
« Reply #1887 on: September 11, 2013, 02:27:42 PM »
Oh man.  Woman scorned!!!!!

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Re: Ron Prince stories
« Reply #1888 on: September 11, 2013, 04:12:14 PM »
This thread, I just can't.

Also, I have a pakhead I guess I live reasonably close to Rutgers.  Prob could hear the sirens from here [RP standards]

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Re: Ron Prince stories
« Reply #1889 on: September 11, 2013, 04:46:58 PM »
This thread, I just can't.

Also, I have a pakhead I guess I live reasonably close to Rutgers.  Prob could hear the sirens from here [RP standards]
Who's this? :sdeek:

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Re: Ron Prince stories
« Reply #1890 on: September 11, 2013, 04:50:18 PM »
We should have just called this thread at 69 pages. Locked it and threw away the key.

Also, this was a pretty good post.  :whistle1:

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Re: Ron Prince stories
« Reply #1891 on: September 11, 2013, 08:28:29 PM »
This thread, I just can't.

Also, I have a pakhead I guess I live reasonably close to Rutgers.  Prob could hear the sirens from here [RP standards]
Me too  :cheers:

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Re: Ron Prince stories
« Reply #1892 on: September 11, 2013, 09:26:31 PM »
Looks like I checked back into this thread at the exact right time  :Woot: :bwpopcorn:
I think this yoman guy is on to something....

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Re: Ron Prince stories
« Reply #1893 on: September 11, 2013, 09:28:19 PM »
Aaaaaaaaaaaad, crap just got real...
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Re: Ron Prince stories
« Reply #1894 on: September 11, 2013, 09:58:56 PM »
Somewhere RP is gazing into the rapt faces of some folks who haven't figured him out yet, recounting the horror he felt upon hearing the sirens on 9/11....while sitting in his office at UVA. He hasn't been at Rutgers very long, so they are likely forcing this information to jive with reality by recognizing him for the mystical Jedi Knight that he is (it may not be coincidence that he went to work leading a bunch of knights. Hmm?)

Before this thread the 9/11 story was my favorite Ron story.

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Re: Ron Prince stories
« Reply #1895 on: September 11, 2013, 10:23:25 PM »
Somewhere RP is gazing into the rapt faces of some folks who haven't figured him out yet, recounting the horror he felt upon hearing the sirens on 9/11....while sitting in his office at UVA. He hasn't been at Rutgers very long, so they are likely forcing this information to jive with reality by recognizing him for the mystical Jedi Knight that he is (it may not be coincidence that he went to work leading a bunch of knights. Hmm?)

Before this thread the 9/11 story was my favorite Ron story.

Not the nutPAK story?  I guess RP's not even really the main character in that one.

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Re: Ron Prince stories
« Reply #1896 on: September 11, 2013, 10:45:08 PM »
I, um, I just . . .

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Re: Ron Prince stories
« Reply #1897 on: September 11, 2013, 11:55:33 PM »
 :eek:
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Re: Ron Prince stories
« Reply #1898 on: September 11, 2013, 11:58:40 PM »
PowerCat, did you mean a spreadsheet? One might be needed to keep up with the many Sweepstakes Winners/Losers. And just to show what a swell guy RP is and not discerning at all, (I did mention anything with female parts), he is willing to spread the love to anything willing to accept it - so if one prefers total androgny in Manhattan (looks like a boy) or if one is looking in Jax for a piece of property or just a piece, Jennifer Hambruch Wege and Margaret Sherril are your uh, girls...that reminds me, what happened to the lovely pic of Gail that someone shared with caption, "Hide Yo Wives"? It seemed to have disappeared....

Would; they seem like fun ladies.  :don'tcare:
Perhaps next time you won't be so careless...

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Re: Ron Prince stories
« Reply #1899 on: September 12, 2013, 09:12:03 AM »
The sad thing about all of this is Ron Prince was a below average offensive cordinator at a well below average BCS football school working for a poor BCS head coach.   The dude would be totally anonymous except Wefald decided to hire him to be a BCS head coach because he was a black guy who coached football and was from Junction City.  I also blame Weiser for being such a pussy and letting Wefald push him around all the time.  The only thing Weiser ever had the balls to do was make sure he got a fat payout from KSU everytime he allowed Wefald to make a poor decision on his watch.