Ron Prince Stories!

[a visitor]

What did he threaten you with?

[420seriouscat69]

I thought this thread had already got real.

I was wrong.  It just got way more realer.

But not real enough, yet!

[CNS]

What did he threaten you with?

Lack of Ron love, it sounds like. 

[Bqqkie Pimp]

We are interesting. Let's let that sink in a minute.

There are many people who could chime in. The same night before I had the pleasure of going to Desire with Ron (before my psyche was scarred forever) a woman from Junction City called and called. Poor dear, Ron ignored her. She is married with three children. Why would she be calling at 1, 2, 3 in the morning? She is "just thoughtful," I'm told.

Why is everyone so afraid of Ron? He threatened right away when I found out he took Indy to Desire between Christmas and the dreamy "soul mate" weekend of the East West game. He called his lawyers. Said it would end up on the national news. (Back when he made me cry in a restaurant in Jax, he was worried about TMZ, but now that he is the OC at Rutgers, it is the "National News").

Speak up people. I'm the one who let him down when he thought he could coach me into being a swinger and a decent person at the same time. I'm the one who was supposed to tend the children and teach them how to be good people while he snuck away with skanks to take care of his "release." I'm the one he will try to take down. So start posting!

I've found great humor in the admonitions that Ronnie thought he was a big enough deal that either TMZ or any news channel greater than KVRR in Fargo, ND or it's equivalent would give a rats ass about what he does...

Nobody cares about position coaches!!  Hell, he was barely more than an afterthought as HC at K-State.

 

[DGale]

What did he threaten you with?

Lack of Ron love, it sounds like.

That is correct! Please A Visitor (Ron's lawyer.) Haha! The threat is to "call the lawyer." There is no more threat than that. Right? You must be very intimidating. I'm trembling in my boots. Yes, we wear boots here in the small town where Ron decided to pick up a woman who cans blackberry jam in the fall and knows how to sharpen a chain saw so she won't end up stranded when a tree goes down in a storm. A woman who raises children and a garden and beleives in family. It probably did not occur to Ron that I don't even know what TMZ is. If I'm telling the truth, there is not a lawyer on the planet who can do anything to me. Or... maybe you are the ninja lawyer. In that case, I will send you the 727 page pdf document of the texts between me and your ninja client. Then we can wrestle. 

[a visitor]

Please ease your mind, not an attorney, just a sportsfan. I wonder if all these goings on have anything to do with the karma of him being unable to stay at one job. Doesn't seem likely that one person could live that life and it not come full circle.

[Frankenklein]

What did he threaten you with?

Lack of Ron love, it sounds like.

That is correct! Please A Visitor (Ron's lawyer.) Haha! The threat is to "call the lawyer." There is no more threat than that. Right? You must be very intimidating. I'm trembling in my boots. Yes, we wear boots here in the small town where Ron decided to pick up a woman who cans blackberry jam in the fall and knows how to sharpen a chain saw so she won't end up stranded when a tree goes down in a storm. A woman who raises children and a garden and beleives in family. It probably did not occur to Ron that I don't even know what TMZ is. If I'm telling the truth, there is not a lawyer on the planet who can do anything to me. Or... maybe you are the ninja lawyer. In that case, I will send you the 727 page pdf document of the texts between me and your ninja client. Then we can wrestle.

Welp, looks like I blew it with my soulmate

[XocolateThundarr]

[Jackstack99EMAW]

You're doing good work in this thread, C2W.   

[CNS]

What did he threaten you with?

Lack of Ron love, it sounds like.

That is correct! Please A Visitor (Ron's lawyer.) Haha! The threat is to "call the lawyer." There is no more threat than that. Right? You must be very intimidating. I'm trembling in my boots. Yes, we wear boots here in the small town where Ron decided to pick up a woman who cans blackberry jam in the fall and knows how to sharpen a chain saw so she won't end up stranded when a tree goes down in a storm. A woman who raises children and a garden and beleives in family. It probably did not occur to Ron that I don't even know what TMZ is. If I'm telling the truth, there is not a lawyer on the planet who can do anything to me. Or... maybe you are the ninja lawyer. In that case, I will send you the 727 page pdf document of the texts between me and your ninja client. Then we can wrestle.

DGale just wrote half a county song.  Now we need a few more to step up and finish The ballad of Ron Prince.

[DGale]

You're doing good work in this thread, C2W.   

Is this true? It might be true. Not sure if this gif is responding to the Visitor noting that things come full circle, or FK's comment that I am either (1) his small-town soul mate sweetie; or (2) a laughable hick giving him even more justification for mocking me. 

[Johnny Wichita]

Is this true? It might be true. Not sure if this gif is responding to the Visitor noting that things come full circle, or FK's comment that I am either (1) his small-town soul mate sweetie; or (2) a laughable hick giving him even more justification for mocking me.

Pretty sure it is in response to you laying down the law. 

[XocolateThundarr]

You're doing good work in this thread, C2W.   

Is this true? It might be true. Not sure if this gif is responding to the Visitor noting that things come full circle, or FK's comment that I am either (1) his small-town soul mate sweetie; or (2) a laughable hick giving him even more justification for mocking me. 

No...it was in response to you throwing down and calling out "a visitor".  I liked it.  No mocking here.

[DGale]

It was FK I thought might be mocking me. We can't seem to work it out. Soul mates or not.

A Visitor. You have something to say. I'm intuitive as all get out (except when it comes to Wizards).

You came all this way, and here we are...

[puniraptor]

In retrospect, there were probably a ton of kinder, hotter, and more honest swingers you should have traded Ron in for back at Desire.

[kslim]

We are interesting. Let's let that sink in a minute.

There are many people who could chime in. The same night before I had the pleasure of going to Desire with Ron (before my psyche was scarred forever) a woman from Junction City called and called. Poor dear, Ron ignored her. She is married with three children. Why would she be calling at 1, 2, 3 in the morning? She is "just thoughtful," I'm told.

Why is everyone so afraid of Ron? He threatened right away when I found out he took Indy to Desire between Christmas and the dreamy "soul mate" weekend of the East West game. He called his lawyers. Said it would end up on the national news. (Back when he made me cry in a restaurant in Jax, he was worried about TMZ, but now that he is the OC at Rutgers, it is the "National News").

Speak up people. I'm the one who let him down when he thought he could coach me into being a swinger and a decent person at the same time. I'm the one who was supposed to tend the children and teach them how to be good people while he snuck away with skanks to take care of his "release." I'm the one he will try to take down. So start posting!

I've found great humor in the admonitions that Ronnie thought he was a big enough deal that either TMZ or any news channel greater than KVRR in Fargo, ND or it's equivalent would give a rats ass about what he does...

Nobody cares about position coaches!!  Hell, he was barely more than an afterthought as HC at K-State.

 

not to derail or undermine in any way, this statement stood out out and i immediately thought of psu and sandusky. carry on fine people

[EMAWmeister]

It was FK I thought might be mocking me. We can't seem to work it out. Soul mates or not.

A Visitor. You have something to say. I'm intuitive as all get out (except when it comes to Wizards).

You came all this way, and here we are...

frankenklein is without question the worst rough ridin' poster on this site. Please ignore him.

[kslim]

It was FK I thought might be mocking me. We can't seem to work it out. Soul mates or not.

A Visitor. You have something to say. I'm intuitive as all get out (except when it comes to Wizards).

You came all this way, and here we are...

frankenklein is without question the worst rough ridin' poster on this site. Please ignore him.

that pm game is weird as eff

[MadCat]

Eventually, people will start making reaction videos to this thread.

[Spracne]

Eventually, people will start making reaction videos to this thread.

This is a visitor's reaction soon...

[PoetWarrior]

"all have sinned and fall short of the glory of God"

[CNS]

"all have sinned and fall short of the glory of God"

Sounds like one of Ron's lines.

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[yoman]

"all have sinned and fall short of the glory of God"

Sounds like one of Ron's lines.

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Nah, Don would be too busy congratulating God on winning the Ron Prince deity sweepstakes.

[MadCat]

"all have sinned and fall short of the glory of God"

Sounds like one of Ron's lines.

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Nah, Don would be too busy congratulating God on winning the Ron Prince deity sweepstakes.

[CNS]

All have fallen short of the glory of Ron.

-Ron (probably)