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Re: Ron Prince stories
« Reply #325 on: July 09, 2013, 06:11:23 PM »
Post your guts out, msw4455.

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Re: Ron Prince stories
« Reply #326 on: July 09, 2013, 06:12:51 PM »
Low and behold Prince is there with some of his entourage.... not sure what happened there but Bunny said the entourage was getting frisky with each other.

the eff?

What does "Gig 'em" mean? Also, what on earth was the make up of Ron's "entourage"???

Gig 'em is what Texas A&M Aggie fans say to each other

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Re: Ron Prince stories
« Reply #327 on: July 09, 2013, 06:17:43 PM »
Someone get Wefald on here so he can clarify how Prince seduced him.

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Re: Ron Prince stories
« Reply #328 on: July 09, 2013, 06:25:28 PM »
I had a video of ron doing above the shoulder, open handed ass slaps to bunny on the dance floor at the wild rose on this night in question. When i took it i was trying to be a good fan and not get my ass in trouble so I didn't post it.   I am currently looking for that memory card..

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Ron Prince stories
« Reply #329 on: July 09, 2013, 06:26:24 PM »
Someone get Wefald on here so he can clarify how Prince seduced him.
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Re: Ron Prince stories
« Reply #330 on: July 09, 2013, 06:30:25 PM »
I had a video of ron doing above the shoulder, open handed ass slaps to bunny on the dance floor at the wild rose on this night in question. When i took it i was trying to be a good fan and not get my ass in trouble so I didn't post it.   I am currently looking for that memory card..

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Re: Ron Prince stories
« Reply #331 on: July 09, 2013, 06:31:26 PM »
should I know who "Bunny" is?

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Re: Ron Prince stories
« Reply #332 on: July 09, 2013, 07:20:03 PM »
I had a video of ron doing above the shoulder, open handed ass slaps to bunny on the dance floor at the wild rose on this night in question. When i took it i was trying to be a good fan and not get my ass in trouble so I didn't post it.   I am currently looking for that memory card..
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Re: Ron Prince stories
« Reply #333 on: July 09, 2013, 07:34:22 PM »
Low and behold Prince is there with some of his entourage.... not sure what happened there but Bunny said the entourage was getting frisky with each other.

the eff?

What does "Gig 'em" mean? Also, what on earth was the make up of Ron's "entourage"???
it's something Texas A&M fans say when they don't have anything dumb to say. It has something to do with spear hunting frogs or such.  It's best to just not engage them in discourse.

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Re: Ron Prince stories
« Reply #334 on: July 09, 2013, 07:35:38 PM »
I had a video of ron doing above the shoulder, open handed ass slaps to bunny on the dance floor at the wild rose on this night in question. When i took it i was trying to be a good fan and not get my ass in trouble so I didn't post it.   I am currently looking for that memory card..
That alone would make you top poster to me.

Already has, mentally I see Ron just monster mashing and slapping ass all over Kansas in his black hat not giving a single eff

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« Reply #335 on: July 09, 2013, 07:38:50 PM »
I think the video is lost. I know i had it on my laptop and then it shot crap all of a sudden.  It was hilarious to watch because he didn't give a crap who was watching and was doing it in the open.

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Re: Ron Prince stories
« Reply #336 on: July 09, 2013, 07:40:13 PM »
The only entourage I can imagine would be various riffraff he collected from the various dives in Junc-town.  That's purely conjecture though.

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Re: Ron Prince stories
« Reply #337 on: July 09, 2013, 07:57:27 PM »
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I think the video is lost. I know i had it on my laptop and then it shot crap all of a sudden.  It was hilarious to watch because he didn't give a crap who was watching and was doing it in the open.

Thank you. For that. I'm with kslimlb3, the mental image is vivid (and has an odd comical/nightmarish quality). I'm picturing Bunny and Ron surrounded by the entourage of random dive-bar regulars. This book is starting to feel like a movie.

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Re: Ron Prince stories
« Reply #338 on: July 09, 2013, 09:04:48 PM »
:bill:
I think the video is lost. I know i had it on my laptop and then it shot crap all of a sudden.  It was hilarious to watch because he didn't give a crap who was watching and was doing it in the open.

Thank you. For that. I'm with kslimlb3, the mental image is vivid (and has an odd comical/nightmarish quality). I'm picturing Bunny and Ron surrounded by the entourage of random dive-bar regulars. This book is starting to feel like a movie.


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Re: Ron Prince stories
« Reply #339 on: July 09, 2013, 09:19:31 PM »
Does anyone else picture bunny as looking like Peggy Bundy?

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Re: Ron Prince stories
« Reply #340 on: July 09, 2013, 09:21:56 PM »
more early years kelly

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Re: Ron Prince stories
« Reply #341 on: July 09, 2013, 09:22:40 PM »
Does anyone else picture bunny as looking like Peggy Bundy?

I figured she looked like dog the bounty hunter's wife


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Re: Ron Prince stories
« Reply #342 on: July 09, 2013, 09:45:44 PM »
Her boobs might have been that big, but she was really skinny. I mean they were extremely big!!

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Re: Ron Prince stories
« Reply #343 on: July 09, 2013, 09:49:29 PM »


Her boobs might have been that big, but she was really skinny. I mean they were extremely big!!

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Re: Ron Prince stories
« Reply #344 on: July 09, 2013, 09:54:48 PM »
I knew a Bambi once.  Yes that was her real name and yes it was exactly what you expect.

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Re: Ron Prince stories
« Reply #345 on: July 09, 2013, 10:00:35 PM »
It could be worse Pan, at least you weren't tricked into having sex with Ron
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Re: Ron Prince stories
« Reply #346 on: July 09, 2013, 10:05:10 PM »
It could be worse Pan, at least you weren't tricked into having sex with Ron
There are definitely people that have been tricked into having sex. I am not one of them. However, that is not to say I do not regret some sexy times. I just went into it knowing what was going on with the little guy on my shoulder saying "don't worry, nobody will ever know".
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Re: Ron Prince stories
« Reply #347 on: July 09, 2013, 10:09:23 PM »
I knew a Bambi once.  Yes that was her real name and yes it was exactly what you expect.

Hey me too, definitely the type that would love a good Ron prince smack on the backside

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Re: Ron Prince stories
« Reply #348 on: July 09, 2013, 10:22:42 PM »
chum should link this to his best buds at EDSBS.  those guys are really good at appreciating wacky Ron Prince hijinks.


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Re: Ron Prince stories
« Reply #349 on: July 09, 2013, 10:47:35 PM »
that was a crap story

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