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Re: Ron Prince stories
« Reply #150 on: June 25, 2013, 02:23:36 PM »
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Re: Ron Prince stories
« Reply #151 on: June 25, 2013, 02:52:25 PM »
Bookie Pimp, tell her how good a role model you are.

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Re: Ron Prince stories
« Reply #152 on: June 25, 2013, 02:52:55 PM »
Remember that time when we fired Ron Prince and he told the press that we all wore overalls, straw hats and drove tractors to work?

I got a belly laugh out of that one.

I think that was Asbury...  :dunno:

Doesn't matter.

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Re: Ron Prince stories
« Reply #153 on: June 25, 2013, 03:15:27 PM »
Bookie Pimp, tell her how good a role model you are.

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Re: Ron Prince stories
« Reply #154 on: July 05, 2013, 03:30:00 PM »
It's hard to resist a nice role model. Thanks for the heads up.
I knew RP for a year and can tell stories that make all of this look pretty tame. What I know falls mostly into the category of banging "Bunny" while the folks with the check books sit and wait, and the whole babysitter debacle. My experience is that Ron does not care if he is hurting people. His wife. Someone else's wife. Their men. Their children. How is it that someone who has proven nothing on the field or on the sidelines can use his "celebrity coach" status to get into the lives of decent people?

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Re: Ron Prince stories
« Reply #155 on: July 05, 2013, 03:31:57 PM »
It's hard to resist a nice role model. Thanks for the heads up.
I knew RP for a year and can tell stories that make all of this look pretty tame. What I know falls mostly into the category of banging "Bunny" while the folks with the check books sit and wait, and the whole babysitter debacle. My experience is that Ron does not care if he is hurting people. His wife. Someone else's wife. Their men. Their children. How is it that someone who has proven nothing on the field or on the sidelines can use his "celebrity coach" status to get into the lives of decent people?

Go on...

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Re: Ron Prince stories
« Reply #156 on: July 05, 2013, 03:33:44 PM »
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Re: Ron Prince stories
« Reply #157 on: July 05, 2013, 03:36:51 PM »
dgale, allow me to speak for everyone else when i say you have our undivided attention...

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Re: Ron Prince stories
« Reply #158 on: July 05, 2013, 03:37:36 PM »

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Re: Ron Prince stories
« Reply #159 on: July 05, 2013, 03:40:45 PM »
Tell us about hays! We want to hear the hays story!

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Re: Ron Prince stories
« Reply #160 on: July 05, 2013, 04:06:25 PM »
Was Prince Ron late for a Catbackers meeting in Hays one time, pissing them off?  My story was that he met a girl named "Bunny" and didn't finish banging her in time to make the meeting.  He showed up late, told everyone present that, as head coach, he had many important duties, and his tardiness could not be helped.  But someone snitched out Ron to the Hays Catbackers about Prince Ron dipping his weiner in Bunny instead of showing up on time to the Catbackers event.  Hays Catbackers suddenly became very reluctant to donate until Prince Ron was Prince Gone.

Yes, I need to know more about this....an unfinished story.

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Re: Ron Prince stories
« Reply #161 on: July 05, 2013, 04:19:05 PM »
Undivided attention is nice (or at least not too off-putting). It's the unrestrained contempt and judgment that is less than inviting. All of you seem to be familiar with Ron's creepy womanizing and weird ability to sell gallons of snake oil to otherwise intelligent people.
I have no idea what happened with Bunny. I've only read about it in chat strings. I live on the west coast and changed the course of my life to accommodate Ron. I didn't know he was an Internet meme or a known adulterer. I tended his children for a week (had Christmas dinner with his kids, mine, and his mother, at the retirement home) a few days before he took time off to be with his other girlfriend. Oh. He forgot to tell me about that.  (Here comes the judgment part of the chat...).
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Re: Ron Prince stories
« Reply #162 on: July 05, 2013, 04:23:21 PM »
keep going . . .

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Re: Ron Prince stories
« Reply #163 on: July 05, 2013, 04:29:50 PM »
Yes, yes, let it all out for the sake of your sanity. It's unhealthy to keep it inside.

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Re: Ron Prince stories
« Reply #164 on: July 05, 2013, 04:31:11 PM »
MOAR!!!!!!!

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Ron Prince stories
« Reply #165 on: July 05, 2013, 04:34:47 PM »
DGale, welcome to goEMAW. Let me know if we can do anything for you.

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Re: Ron Prince stories
« Reply #166 on: July 05, 2013, 04:35:51 PM »
No judgment here DGale. We're on your side.
I once blew clove smoke in a guy's face that cut in front of me in the line to KJ's.

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Re: Re: Ron Prince stories
« Reply #167 on: July 05, 2013, 04:36:47 PM »
No judgment here DGale. We're on your side.

Agreed.

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Re: Ron Prince stories
« Reply #168 on: July 05, 2013, 04:46:33 PM »
Wow. You are all so sweet :)
Please calculate your cumulative weight and I will determine if I can trust you as far as I throw you...

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Re: Re: Ron Prince stories
« Reply #169 on: July 05, 2013, 04:48:09 PM »
Wow. You are all so sweet :)
Please calculate your cumulative weight and I will determine if I can trust you as far as I throw you...

No one knows who you are.  Lay it all out there.  No consequences!

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Re: Ron Prince stories
« Reply #170 on: July 05, 2013, 04:51:38 PM »
    Yes,tell us where Prince banged you

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Re: Ron Prince stories
« Reply #171 on: July 05, 2013, 04:55:30 PM »
DGale is about to either become the best member goEMAW has gained in years or the worst.

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Re: Ron Prince stories
« Reply #172 on: July 05, 2013, 04:58:03 PM »
#teamDGale
I think this yoman guy is on to something....

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Re: Ron Prince stories
« Reply #173 on: July 05, 2013, 04:58:21 PM »
DGale, I layed it all out there on how shitty 610 sports staff is here in KC when I was a new poster and I have no regrets. Do you know the babysitter like I did? She was engaged to my buddy. What a hooker, amirite? :cheers:

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Re: Ron Prince stories
« Reply #174 on: July 05, 2013, 04:59:37 PM »
DGale, if you are that babysitter, you can rest assured that the rest of this site really doesn't share any single viewpoint that Wackycat08 does.