Ron Prince Stories!

[bones129]

This thread seems to be coming alive again.

[Katpappy]

Okay, truth is I'm a scientist. And you have an affliction that is really hard. Hard to explain, I mean. To your family...and friends (if you still have them).
The cure might include the sand from a Mexican beach, a strand of hair from Ron Prince's housekeeper, and the sweet sound coming from the engine of an F-250 Super Duty...


_{jk. Still April 1 on the west coast.}

You had me going until you slipped the Super Duty in.

[CNS]

Okay, truth is I'm a scientist. And you have an affliction that is really hard. Hard to explain, I mean. To your family...and friends (if you still have them).
The cure might include the sand from a Mexican beach, a strand of hair from Ron Prince's housekeeper, and the sweet sound coming from the engine of an F-250 Super Duty...


_{jk. Still April 1 on the west coast.}

You had me going until you slipped the Super Duty in.

How did you not immediately follow up with another post quoting yourself and taking that a step further?  Katdaddy slippin.

[Katpappy]

Okay, truth is I'm a scientist. And you have an affliction that is really hard. Hard to explain, I mean. To your family...and friends (if you still have them).
The cure might include the sand from a Mexican beach, a strand of hair from Ron Prince's housekeeper, and the sweet sound coming from the engine of an F-250 Super Duty...


_{jk. Still April 1 on the west coast.}

You had me going until you slipped the Super Duty in.

How did you not immediately follow up with another post quoting yourself and taking that a step further?  Katdaddy slippin.

A woman can only take so much on April fools day. 

[DGale]

Katdaddy is so thoughtful, April 1 can be overwhelming.

Finishing with taxes so shredding documents in the destroy pile and found a few pages of texts I printed last year for some reason. (Not to worry, the entire collection is safely stored on a few flash drives.)
The page on top was from the first week in January 2013, where coach Prince is going on about how hard he was working, said he was getting materials together for an interview with Detroit, and managing several other leads. Told me that he was manipulating things with the Raiders so they would hire one of his friends as the OC because it was his "1# priority to get out there [California]."

On January 4 he sent one that said "I do need you & I will need you." He just forgot to mention that he was in Cancun at Desire with Indy.

Great thing is I don't feel anything when I read all this bs today. Parts of this thread are so hilarious that it doesn't seem like reality. Truth is stranger than fiction. When Ron writes his memoir, I think it should be called Slippin in the Super Duty.

[Trim]

Great thing is I don't feel anything when I read all this bs today. Parts of this thread are so hilarious that it doesn't seem like reality. Truth is stranger than fiction. When Ron writes his memoir, I think it should be called Slippin in the Super Duty.

If RP became an NFL head coach, your contemplated book would be hella more lucrative.

[DGale]

Much of the work is done. Luck is what happens when preparation meets opportunity.

[Rage Against the McKee]

Hmmm. Katdaddy. This is out of my depth.
When I got back from the creepy Desire visit, I saw a good therapist. Maybe Kelsey Grammar can give you a hand?

I didn't see any grammatical mistakes. No need to involve Kelsey, imo.

[archmike]

Much of the work is done. Luck is what happens when preparation meets opportunity.

I would certainly hope, that should a book deal offer cross your desk, you would dedicate a chapter to goEMAW?  OR at least a shout out should you make Oprahs book club.

[CNS]

Would get more money from the team to not publish it, imo.  I mean, no offense to DGale, but we aren't talking about Belichick here. 

[DGale]

CNS is right. I'm not sure anyone cares what Ron Prince does, or has done.
It makes for a good story to people who know who he is (like gE) mostly because it is so weird, but that doesn't mean it would be interesting to people, even if he does become a big-shot, sideline stomping HC in the NFL. 

[CNS]

CNS is right. I'm not sure anyone cares what Ron Prince does, or has done.
It makes for a good story to people who know who he is (like gE) mostly because it is so weird, but that doesn't mean it would be interesting to people, even if he does become a big-shot, sideline stomping HC in the NFL.

So, blackmail the front office, then PM us all a copy of the book.  Pretty much win/win.

[Katpappy]

CNS is right. I'm not sure anyone cares what Ron Prince does, or has done.
It makes for a good story to people who know who he is (like gE) mostly because it is so weird, but that doesn't mean it would be interesting to people, even if he does become a big-shot, sideline stomping HC in the NFL.

So, blackmail the front office, then PM us all a copy of the book.  Pretty much win/win.

Would make a great item for the Fatty Fest auction.

[DGale]

Much of the work is done. Luck is what happens when preparation meets opportunity.

I would certainly hope, that should a book deal offer cross your desk, you would dedicate a chapter to goEMAW?  OR at least a shout out should you make Oprahs book club.

archmike, if the world ever pays attention to the Ron Prince Stories! gE will get all kinds of credit. I'm thinking it could be a blog or an e-book. Texts and emails and gE posts in chronological order will create the story. If Oprah gets on board I hope she has coach Prince on her show, with me and "a visitor" and his ex wife as guests. Maybe Indy and G$ and the housekeeper could also show up...accompanied by a PR person from the NFL and a "massage therapist" from Desire.

Oh, and coach Caldwell. He can tell everyone why he believes Ron is an exemplary human being.

[The Big Train]

 

[a visitor]

Wow, this has really grown! Hello gE!! Um, if anyone thinks he is exlempary they are greatly dilusional. He is an exlempary liar. I too have texts, emails, pics etc of how smooth he is at it. Oprah show, chapters... holler at me DGale when needed lol. And, speaking of the ex-wife, I would like to publicly apologize to her for any pain or angst I unknowingly caused her. I just didn't know...wish I could erase that whole year and a half.

[CNS]

I bet the ex could help author as well.   Ron finally getting three wayed, just not the way he wanted.

Edit: need Mocat to double check this, but that may actually be a four way. 

[ydarg2012]

I think your story leaked, it appears they are making a movie out of it:

http://theotherwomanmovie.com/?gclid=CM_75dCdx70CFS9p7AoduHgAlw

[a visitor]

that would fit us perfectly - ex-wife, the lawyer and me lol

[Spracne]

Ron seems like quite the exemplary lover to have the gravity to attract all of these satellites. 

[CNS]

Ron seems like quite the exemplary lover to have the gravity to attract all of these satellites.

Gravity is all about quantity, not quality.  Because science.

[DGale]

Ron seems like quite the exemplary lover to have the gravity to attract all of these satellites.

Not sure what to say about this. The satellites orbited his vastness because some men learn how to say certain things that make them seem safe. Ron targeted satellites who had been through painful experiences. His best line to me, and he said stuff like this all the time: "Your heart is safe with me, I'm going to be the first man to truly show up for you." He spent months convincing me that he was kind and true and "had my back." All lies, but very effective when you target people who have been kicked in the teeth and are trying to find a safe place in the world. Not exemplary in any department. 

[Mr Bread]

Ron seems like quite the exemplary lover to have the gravity to attract all of these satellites.

He swings, Spracne.  He's had tons of practice sexing beautiful elites.  Malcolm Gladwell stuff. 

[Kelsey_Grammar]

Ron seems like quite the exemplary lover to have the gravity to attract all of these satellites.

He swings, Spracne.  He's had tons of practice sexing beautiful elites.  Malcolm Gladwell stuff.

Kindly remove the surname Gladwell from your mouth before I become pugnacious with your jowls... Furthermore, addressing Mme Gale, might I request that you refrain from invoking my brains with respect to the matters of your heart?  I would be obliged...

[Deez Nutz]

Hey DGale, did you know that your name is permanently on our stadium?  Not sure if you saw this picture last summer or not.

http://goEMAW.com/forum/index.php?topic=11099.msg886236#msg886236