College Station

[Shacks]

Complete crap human being. 

Had no clue Shacks gf works w johnny football

Anyone want me to get them an autograph?

[EllRobersonisInnocent]

This could be a real blow to Chip's credibility.

  lol

[chum1]

 

http://deadspin.com/the-long-con-how-the-manziels-conquered-america-1040593220

[CNS]

but there were also family sidelines in cockfighting, small-time grifting, match-fixing, and, if you believe the federal indictments, cocaine-trafficking and murder

 

[MadCat]

Sounds like the Manziel family is our rival gang. 

[ben ji]

The whole god damn family is a giant soap opera and I cant get enough of it.

I think my favorite part was the snippet about a breed of cockfighting roosters named after the family.

[Bqqkie Pimp]

but there were also family sidelines in cockfighting, small-time grifting, match-fixing, and, if you believe the federal indictments, cocaine-trafficking and murder

 

 

[Katpappy]

This is got to be a favorite among go.EMAW folks.

Bobby Joe III's first cousin John Paul Manziel, born Dec. 6, 1966, is Johnny Football's dad. Paul, as he's known, has been busted once—for criminal mischief, in 2002, though details on that incident seem to be lost to history. He has otherwise avoided the kind of trouble that found Bobby Joe III, unless you include his repeatedly getting banned from college football message boards.
 

[bones129]

Johnny Heredity?

[bunter]

As it's discovered he's been playing baseball professionally under the alias David Lough.

[bones129]

Please don't insult David Lough.

[Harry Doyle]

 

[The Big Train]

As it's discovered he's been playing baseball professionally under the alias David Lough.

Mods please move this thread to gopowercat.com

[deputy dawg]

Whoa, thought of the completely wrong type of probe.

[RickRampus]

This is got to be a favorite among go.EMAW folks.

Bobby Joe III's first cousin John Paul Manziel, born Dec. 6, 1966, is Johnny Football's dad. Paul, as he's known, has been busted once—for criminal mischief, in 2002, though details on that incident seem to be lost to history. He has otherwise avoided the kind of trouble that found Bobby Joe III, unless you include his repeatedly getting banned from college football message boards.
 

send him an invite, we won't even ban timhawk and surely he can't be as bad as him 

[Dugout DickStone]

I found it fascinating that they have really promoted the story that they are rich and his dad owns a car dealership when in reality he is a manager at a Honda dealership that he drives 6 hours round trip to work at.

[timhawk]

This is got to be a favorite among go.EMAW folks.

Bobby Joe III's first cousin John Paul Manziel, born Dec. 6, 1966, is Johnny Football's dad. Paul, as he's known, has been busted once—for criminal mischief, in 2002, though details on that incident seem to be lost to history. He has otherwise avoided the kind of trouble that found Bobby Joe III, unless you include his repeatedly getting banned from college football message boards.
 

send him an invite, we won't even ban timhawk and surely he can't be as bad as him 

 

[Dugout DickStone]

I cannot fathom a board that would ban the likely insane father of the quarterback.

[CNS]

I cannot fathom a board that would ban the likely insane father of the quarterback.

Fun haters.  There are a bunch of them in life.

[MadCat]

We welcome the sanely-challenged with open arms and PI.

[CNS]

I bet Johnny's dad is king of PI'ing

[Rage Against the McKee]

If I were Johnny's dad, I would get on message boards and tell people to call me Pope John Paul Football. And then I would bless them with great posting about how Johnny is going to kick their team's ass.

[MadCat]

If I were Johnny's dad, I would get on message boards and tell people to call me Pope John Paul Football. And then I would bless them with great posting about how Johnny is going to kick their team's ass.

In Pig(skin) Latin

[EMAWmeister]

I found it fascinating that they have really promoted the story that they are rich and his dad owns a car dealership when in reality he is a manager at a Honda dealership that he drives 6 hours round trip to work at.

This. If I had "oil money", or as much as they claim to have, I sure as crap wouldn't do what Paul Manziel does.

[michigancat]

I found it fascinating that they have really promoted the story that they are rich and his dad owns a car dealership when in reality he is a manager at a Honda dealership that he drives 6 hours round trip to work at.

This. If I had "oil money", or as much as they claim to have, I sure as crap wouldn't do what Paul Manziel does.

there's a good chance they're liars