Speaking of calling stuff by the wrong name, it's kind of a gift and a curse being a plumbing fixture insider (PFI) Like you're talking about the place you wash your hands in the bathroom and they call it a sink and it's like "not a sink m8 that's a lavatory"
"Lavatory? You mean the toilet?"
Not a toilet that's a water closet
Definitely not a peeve bc you can't expect John Everyman to be a PFI like you but man, when you know you know