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Re: Kansas City things
« Reply #11525 on: June 03, 2019, 10:44:08 AM »
I'd bet 95% of KC that goes to that event is more excited about Pat.

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« Reply #11526 on: June 03, 2019, 10:46:59 AM »
You guys can go to watch, Pat. Not me, though.

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Re: Kansas City things
« Reply #11527 on: June 03, 2019, 10:50:37 AM »
i'd go for adam scott, nate bergatze and haley joel osment  :love:


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Re: Kansas City things
« Reply #11528 on: June 03, 2019, 10:56:02 AM »
Wtf is BigSlickKC?

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Re: Kansas City things
« Reply #11529 on: June 03, 2019, 11:00:15 AM »
Wtf is BigSlickKC?
Charity thing for Children's Mercy.  They bring in a bunch of celebrities and do things around the city (bowling, royals softball game, etc.) and culminates in a big poker tournament. 


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« Reply #11530 on: June 03, 2019, 11:54:50 AM »
It's a great event for raising money that involves people who think they're funny and talented but they're really not funny nor talented, but they are popular for the most part, so I'll give  them that.





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Re: Kansas City things
« Reply #11531 on: June 03, 2019, 12:31:27 PM »
Hyperbolic partisan duplicitous hypocrite

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Re: Kansas City things
« Reply #11532 on: June 03, 2019, 12:53:57 PM »
It's a great event for raising money that involves people who think they're funny and talented but they're really not funny nor talented, but they are popular for the most part, so I'll give  them that.
Give some examples of funny people, Dax.


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Re: Kansas City things
« Reply #11533 on: June 03, 2019, 01:20:03 PM »
i'm going to snag selena's pelt when she's here


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Re: Kansas City things
« Reply #11534 on: June 03, 2019, 03:24:15 PM »
It's a great event for raising money that involves people who think they're funny and talented but they're really not funny nor talented, but they are popular for the most part, so I'll give  them that.

If Pat Mahomes is not talented, then just who the hell is?

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« Reply #11535 on: June 03, 2019, 03:38:09 PM »
It's a great event for raising money that involves people who think they're funny and talented but they're really not funny nor talented, but they are popular for the most part, so I'll give  them that.
Give some examples of funny people, Dax.

I would rather tell you who is not all that talented or funny:

David Koechner
Rob Riggle
Paul Rudd
Eric Stonestreet
Jason Sudekis

Albeit, I will give a little tip of the hat to Stoney for being a very believable Cam on Modern Family, albeit I haven't watched an episode in years, so that may have changed.

The rest is all forced and contrived and not funny.




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Re: Kansas City things
« Reply #11536 on: June 03, 2019, 03:58:02 PM »
It's a great event for raising money that involves people who think they're funny and talented but they're really not funny nor talented, but they are popular for the most part, so I'll give  them that.
Give some examples of funny people, Dax.

I would rather tell you who is not all that talented or funny:

David Koechner
Rob Riggle
Paul Rudd
Eric Stonestreet
Jason Sudekis

Albeit, I will give a little tip of the hat to Stoney for being a very believable Cam on Modern Family, albeit I haven't watched an episode in years, so that may have changed.

The rest is all forced and contrived and not funny.
Man.  I want a list of dax-certified funnymen.


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Re: Kansas City things
« Reply #11537 on: June 03, 2019, 04:03:29 PM »
Lol at not liking Rudd or Sudekis

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Re: Kansas City things
« Reply #11538 on: June 03, 2019, 04:14:19 PM »
Larry the Cable.guy is def on the dax funny guy list.

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Re: Kansas City things
« Reply #11539 on: June 03, 2019, 04:34:24 PM »
we went to the auction last year.   a little suprisingly less fun than expected.

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« Reply #11540 on: June 03, 2019, 04:38:50 PM »
in dax's defense, do any of those guys do standup?

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Re: Kansas City things
« Reply #11541 on: June 03, 2019, 04:49:41 PM »
Sudekis did SNL and hewas awesome at it. :D

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Re: Kansas City things
« Reply #11542 on: June 03, 2019, 05:27:29 PM »
Koechner was fantastic in Thank You for Smoking. V. talented and funny.
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« Reply #11543 on: June 03, 2019, 05:30:03 PM »
Okay, I'll buy Sudekis, in fact now that I look back, I'd put him at the top of the list.   Just his dancing alone on the "What's up with that" skit qualifies. 

Riggle, Rudd are not funny.  Koechner is a decent actor and I guess pretty funny..   Riggle and Rudd are awful and no one will level set with them about that cold hard reality. 

Larry the Cable Guy?  Is proof that if you're around long enough you will eventually say something funny. 






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Re: Kansas City things
« Reply #11544 on: June 05, 2019, 08:35:50 AM »
i went to the adam sandler show last night and it was irl lol


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Re: Kansas City things
« Reply #11545 on: June 05, 2019, 09:30:56 AM »
Squawk! :Keke:

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Re: Kansas City things
« Reply #11546 on: June 05, 2019, 01:30:39 PM »
I’ve really been enjoying Kansas City now that it hasn’t been raining every day!
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Re: Kansas City things
« Reply #11547 on: June 07, 2019, 07:02:50 PM »
So who in KC, MO is gonna try out this new delivery of groceries straight to your refrigerator thing??

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« Reply #11548 on: June 07, 2019, 08:13:02 PM »
So who in KC, MO is gonna try out this new delivery of groceries straight to your refrigerator thing??

Haven’t heard of this but I’m listening...
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