By how much are you overlooking North Dakota State?

[Orygunbison]

Believe it or not, your guys will probably not get hit as hard the whole rest of the season as they will on Aug. 30th.  The Bison play boring, boring offense as well.  They just play it flawlessly.  We believe in LSD.  Long.  Sustained.  Drives.  We believe in our physical defense.  We do not believe in gimmicks and certainly not the power towel.  (WTF is that, btw?  Yikes!!)

For what it is worth, you will likely not see the whole playbook.  We usually save all the good stuff for the playoffs.  Maybe not, though.  KU, Minn, and CSU certainly got the vanilla brand of Bison ball.  Maybe Bohl/Vigen will bring it out for you guys...I don't know.  Regardless, you'll see a running game that'll have you on your heals in the second half because your boys are tired.  They'll be going right up the middle, you can bank on that.  We'll also run our QB and you won't stop him until he's run 16 yards/play.  Our secondary will stop your receivers.  Our Dline will punish your QB and running backs and the LB corps will be feasting all day.

You will certainly have us beat in total team depth and number of stars.  Our guys just might beat you with our execution, hustle and physical style.  Laugh all you want.  I give our guys more than a good chance of spoiling your cute little fireworks show.

[ChiComCat]

Didn't realize there was a game prior to the fireworks.  Who are we playing?  Maybe I'll show up early

[puniraptor]

The power towel is something that you bring to every game.

[Stevesie60]

Guys I thought of something amazing. If they have a fan in the late 20's who has a loveable, bubbly personality I say we call said fan, "The Dakota Fanning".

[Orygunbison]

The power towel is something that you bring to every game.

That is precious.  It must be difficult to have to manufacture some sort of tradition out of a century of losing.  Your 15 minutes are winding down.



...tick, tick, tick...

[ChiComCat]

I honestly didn't know we were playing that weekend because K-State didn't even put this game on the schedule magnet on my fridge.  Just says fireworks.

[Demo158]

The power towel is something that you bring to every game.

That is precious.  It must be difficult to have to manufacture some sort of tradition out of a century of losing.  Your 15 minutes are winding down.



...tick, tick, tick...

By 15 minutes you mean two decades. 

[Orygunbison]

The power towel is something that you bring to every game.

That is precious.  It must be difficult to have to manufacture some sort of tradition out of a century of losing.  Your 15 minutes are winding down.



...tick, tick, tick...

By 15 minutes you mean two decades. 

486–615–41  = powerhouse?  The only other current team that I can think of at the moment that has come out of a century of mediocrity to become a major player in college football is Oregon and they completely dismantled your boys in your last game.  Thank goodness for the spring game so that at least half your players can feel what victory is like during the off season.  I think that given your team's history, both long and very recent, the fans would exhibit a bit more humility.

[Shacks]

Get a load of this guy, a fan of the tallest midget is gonna lecture us on what it's like to have a good program

[0.42]

Pffft, look at all these Mount Rushmore aggie types coming in here trying to internet

[puniraptor]

I'VE HAD MY POWER TOWEL FOR EIGHT YEARS SO STFU ABOUT THIS FIFTEEN MINUTES BULLSHIT

[kslim]

Didn't realize there was a game prior to the fireworks.  Who are we playing?  Maybe I'll show up early

me, you can choose of the three:

beer chugging

the game where you throw a frisbee at the stick

thumb wrestling

[Orygunbison]

In all seriousness, I actually like your program and what you have going on.  It'll probably sustain itself.  I just find it ironic that people from Kansas can make such fun of people from another state when Kansas itself is such a laughing stock for most of the rest of the US.

As for the tallest midget comment, we're fine with it...mostly.  We are extremely competitive and have a lot to play for.

[meow meow]

In all seriousness, I actually like your program and what you have going on.  It'll probably sustain itself.  I just find it ironic that people from Kansas can make such fun of people from another state when Kansas itself is such a laughing stock for most of the rest of the US.

As for the tallest midget comment, we're fine with it...mostly.  We are extremely competitive and have a lot to play for.

Relax pal

[Mr Bread]

In all seriousness, I actually like your program and what you have going on.  It'll probably sustain itself.  I just find it ironic that people from Kansas can make such fun of people from another state when Kansas itself is such a laughing stock for most of the rest of the US.

As for the tallest midget comment, we're fine with it...mostly.  We are extremely competitive and have a lot to play for.

Why not make the leap to big boy daddy pants football since you're extremely competitive?  Sounds like your boys are ready.   

[MadCat]

Okay, who would win between Mass and northern Dakota State?

[meSACKwilliams]

Believe it or not, your guys will probably not get hit as hard the whole rest of the season as they will on Aug. 30th.  The Bison play boring, boring offense as well.  They just play it flawlessly.  We believe in LSD.  Long.  Sustained.  Drives.  We believe in our physical defense.  We do not believe in gimmicks and certainly not the power towel.  (WTF is that, btw?  Yikes!!)

For what it is worth, you will likely not see the whole playbook.  We usually save all the good stuff for the playoffs.  Maybe not, though.  KU, Minn, and CSU certainly got the vanilla brand of Bison ball.  Maybe Bohl/Vigen will bring it out for you guys...I don't know.  Regardless, you'll see a running game that'll have you on your heals in the second half because your boys are tired.  They'll be going right up the middle, you can bank on that.  We'll also run our QB and you won't stop him until he's run 16 yards/play.  Our secondary will stop your receivers.  Our Dline will punish your QB and running backs and the LB corps will be feasting all day.

You will certainly have us beat in total team depth and number of stars.  Our guys just might beat you with our execution, hustle and physical style.  Laugh all you want.  I give our guys more than a good chance of spoiling your cute little fireworks show.

It will be interesting knowing the cats aren't very flashy either

[NDSU Lollypopkid]

Okay, who would win between Mass and northern Dakota State?

Nobody. Both teams are puds.



JK, Sagarin has NDSU winning by 39(no joke)

[EMAWmeister]

Okay, who would win between Mass and northern Dakota State?

Whichever one is D1 probably

[KanSt43]

Didn't even know this game was on the schedule.

[Frankenklein]

Believe it or not, your guys will probably not get hit as hard the whole rest of the season as they will on Aug. 30th.  The Bison play boring, boring offense as well.  They just play it flawlessly.  We believe in LSD.  Long.  Sustained.  Drives.  We believe in our physical defense.  We do not believe in gimmicks and certainly not the power towel.  (WTF is that, btw?  Yikes!!)

For what it is worth, you will likely not see the whole playbook.  We usually save all the good stuff for the playoffs.  Maybe not, though.  KU, Minn, and CSU certainly got the vanilla brand of Bison ball.  Maybe Bohl/Vigen will bring it out for you guys...I don't know.  Regardless, you'll see a running game that'll have you on your heals in the second half because your boys are tired.  They'll be going right up the middle, you can bank on that.  We'll also run our QB and you won't stop him until he's run 16 yards/play.  Our secondary will stop your receivers.  Our Dline will punish your QB and running backs and the LB corps will be feasting all day.

You will certainly have us beat in total team depth and number of stars.  Our guys just might beat you with our execution, hustle and physical style.  Laugh all you want.  I give our guys more than a good chance of spoiling your cute little fireworks show.

Beems,this is a horrible sock attempt

[Dugout DickStone]

Must be nice to pad your record playing Pop Warner while the big boys slug it out.

[Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!)]

So much so that I can see Siberia.  FCS is rough ridin' Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!).  I bet our scout team te would be the biggest and fastest dude on their team.



Cats 52
ND 47 (total yards, 0 pts)

[Trim]

Is this the game that's on a Friday night?  I'm not going to that.

[Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!)]

Believe it or not, your guys will probably not get hit as hard the whole rest of the season as they will on Aug. 30th.  The Bison play boring, boring offense as well.  They just play it flawlessly.  We believe in LSD.  Long.  Sustained.  Drives.  We believe in our physical defense.  We do not believe in gimmicks and certainly not the power towel.  (WTF is that, btw?  Yikes!!)

For what it is worth, you will likely not see the whole playbook.  We usually save all the good stuff for the playoffs.  Maybe not, though.  KU, Minn, and CSU certainly got the vanilla brand of Bison ball.  Maybe Bohl/Vigen will bring it out for you guys...I don't know.  Regardless, you'll see a running game that'll have you on your heals in the second half because your boys are tired.  They'll be going right up the middle, you can bank on that.  We'll also run our QB and you won't stop him until he's run 16 yards/play.  Our secondary will stop your receivers.  Our Dline will punish your QB and running backs and the LB corps will be feasting all day.

You will certainly have us beat in total team depth and number of stars.  Our guys just might beat you with our execution, hustle and physical style.  Laugh all you want.  I give our guys more than a good chance of spoiling your cute little fireworks show.

It took myriad flukes for ND to beat Ku, let that soak in. . .

Honest question, is CSU bcs or FCS?