By how much are you overlooking North Dakota State?

[Pete]

The first game of the year is an easy win here folks.  I just grabbed a permanent marked and wrote in a W on the schedule next to this piss ant school.  I tried to imagine just how much I was going to overlook North Dakota State, but it was very difficult to do.   Here is what I came up with as a way to express how much better KSU is than North Dakota State that made sense to me:









 I bet some of you have the same problem as me.  So, I tried to think of ways to explain it to some of the other users on this blog.


Steve Dave, it's like this:





Chingon, it's like this:




Benji, it's like this:




Clams, it's like this:





Maybe some of you guys have better ways of explaining it, or helping others to understand? 

[scottwildcat]

all of those combined.

[steve dave]

pete, enjoyed that.

[420seriouscat69]

Hmm... Can you try and explain it in filly terms? Like a compare and contrast? I'm not quite following.

[slobber]

Here is how much I am overlooking it (for you famous people aficionados):
vs.

[MadCat]

Hmm... Can you try and explain it in filly terms? Like a compare and contrast? I'm not quite following.

Like Northern Dakota State is a really small filly and K-State is a KSUBlumpkin filly.  I would post pictures, but I just started a new job and I want to keep it.

[420seriouscat69]

Hmm... Can you try and explain it in filly terms? Like a compare and contrast? I'm not quite following.

Like Northern Dakota State is a really small filly and K-State is a KSUBlumpkin filly.  I would post pictures, but I just started a new job and I want to keep it.

Oh, I got it, thanks! So like we're a super hot model and they're Roseanne Barr?

[Cire]

[MadCat]

Hmm... Can you try and explain it in filly terms? Like a compare and contrast? I'm not quite following.

Like Northern Dakota State is a really small filly and K-State is a KSUBlumpkin filly.  I would post pictures, but I just started a new job and I want to keep it.

Oh, I got it, thanks! So like we're a super hot model and they're Roseanne Barr?

If your scale is based on hotness and not mass, I think so.  If not, I still think so.

[Pett]

K-State > Craig Bohl

This is a proven fact. Get ready to eat some buffalo wings you guys

[ben ji]

Honest to god if you asked me who we played our first game I would not have known. When people look at the box score after the game all they will see is

STUD-69
DUD-3

[OK_Cat]

[Pete]

It's really almost offensive that we have to play such a poop small time team, but it's the first game of the year so every one will just be desperate to see football regardless.

Their website says their mascot is a "bison," but I think that is a typo or something because it's clearly a buffalo.  Oh well.

[WildcatNkilt]

Wait are we playing North or South?  Or do they combine their schools?

[TheFormerKCCat]

Clams, it's like this:

IMHO, mini-Green Egg above should be a Hibachi or similar 'grill.' (not a smoker)

Overall good comparos. I heard NDSU is pretty salty for their level of program/division of competition. Can anyone confirm this?

[Cartierfor3]

They are so pud its not even worth photo shopping a Powercat and a whatever on this pic.

Guess what, we're Indian Freaking Jones.

[Winters]

This one helped me!

[Cartierfor3]

This one helped me!

What if the little one is a ninja and the big one is an old man with arthritis?

[MadCat]

This one helped me!

What if the little one is a ninja and the big one is an old man with arthritis?

Ninja, please!  Think David and Goliath only Goliath pushes David down and teabags him then shits on his face.

[CNS]

Clams, it's like this:

IMHO, mini-Green Egg above should be a Hibachi or similar 'grill.' (not a smoker) crockpot

[bubbles4ksu]

It's really almost offensive that we have to play such a poop small time team, but it's the first game of the year so every one will just be desperate to see football regardless.

Their website says their mascot is a "bison," but I think that is a typo or something because it's clearly a buffalo.  Oh well.

They are the bison. A bison is a half buffalo, half cow mix. At least that's my understanding.

Fun Fact: They used to be the Fighting Sioux but some of those politically correct types made them change.

[star seed 7]

finally one for me, i understand now!   

[MadCat]

It's really almost offensive that we have to play such a poop small time team, but it's the first game of the year so every one will just be desperate to see football regardless.

Their website says their mascot is a "bison," but I think that is a typo or something because it's clearly a buffalo.  Oh well.

They are the bison. A bison is a half buffalo, half cow mix. At least that's my understanding.

Fun Fact: They used to be the Fighting Sioux but some of those politically correct types made them change.

  This makes sense.  Northern Dakota State must be in Sioux Falls while Southern Dakota State is in Sioux City.

[mocat]

ok cat is a Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!). that dog is not overlooking anything. that dog is looking straight at that other little thing.

[slobber]

Here is how much I am overlooking it (for you famous people aficionados):
vs.

I should have given more detail: Richard Simmons attending Louisiana Lafayette. You studs all know that Dodds is  .
Now, does that tell you how much I am overlooking our first opponent?