Author Topic: KSU vs Bryant game thread - because they f'ing deserve it (Read 7715 times)

CopperBowl · « **on:** May 31, 2013, 09:49:49 PM »

Now, when's the game . . . and where is Bryant/what is their mascot?

joda · « **Reply #1 on:** May 31, 2013, 10:00:26 PM »

Thanks to the ol' google it appears Bryant is in Rhode Island

Bqqkie Pimp · « **Reply #2 on:** May 31, 2013, 10:22:43 PM »

At least playing Bryant won't do nearly as much damage to the image of our program...

bones129 · « **Reply #3 on:** May 31, 2013, 11:03:04 PM »

Quote from: CopperBowl on May 31, 2013, 09:49:49 PM

Now, when's the game . . . and where is Bryant/what is their mascot?

7 Saturday night. They call themselves Bulldogs. They played some pretty good ball tonight.

AndrewVonLintel · « **Reply #4 on:** May 31, 2013, 11:35:40 PM »

Honestly, I think Bryant is better than Arkansas and would normally win a 3 game series. We shouldn't take them lightly but I think we will take this regional. We didn't throw Williams or Matthys today so we are in great shape. Tomorrow will be a lot of fun!!!!

bones129 · « **Reply #5 on:** May 31, 2013, 11:48:27 PM »

Quote from: AndrewVonLintel on May 31, 2013, 11:35:40 PM

Honestly, I think Bryant is better than Arkansas and would normally win a 3 game series. We shouldn't take them lightly but I think we will take this regional. We didn't throw Williams or Matthys today so we are in great shape. Tomorrow will be a lot of fun!!!!

Bryant is pretty solid. Sneaky solid. Enjoyed watching them tonight. Looking forward to tomorrow.

yoman · « **Reply #6 on:** June 01, 2013, 02:18:19 AM »

I have nothing negative to say about Bryant University (or College or whatever they call themselves). They seem like reasonable, intelligent people. I cannot say the same for the school we played today or they played today. Guys, I think we finally found a school that won't harm the image of our program.

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #7 on:** June 01, 2013, 08:15:42 AM »

Their mascot is named afternTupperware

CNS · « **Reply #8 on:** June 01, 2013, 08:57:19 AM »

Quote from: Limestone on June 01, 2013, 08:15:42 AM

Their mascot is named afternTupperware

Helps them stay fresh.

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yoman · « **Reply #9 on:** June 01, 2013, 09:49:49 AM »

Quote from: Limestone on June 01, 2013, 08:15:42 AM

Their mascot is named afternTupperware

Welp, forget what I said. Image hurt.

scottwildcat · « **Reply #10 on:** June 01, 2013, 10:02:57 AM »

EllRobersonisInnocent · « **Reply #11 on:** June 01, 2013, 10:08:54 AM »

Quote from: scottwildcat on June 01, 2013, 10:02:57 AM

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #12 on:** June 01, 2013, 10:11:39 AM »

All of the freshmen live in one giant room their first year.

They believe in wizards

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #13 on:** June 01, 2013, 10:13:04 AM »

For fifty years, their school animal was a talking chicory nut.

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #14 on:** June 01, 2013, 10:14:31 AM »

The first girl to solve a math problem at Bryant was Elzabeth Stenchrow, she was quickly hung in the quad as a witch.

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #15 on:** June 01, 2013, 10:20:33 AM »

When traveling outside of RI, Bryant grads eschew rest rooms and instead eliminate in Tupperware which is stored until it can be emptied in the state.

This Tupperware is passed down from generation to generation.

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #16 on:** June 01, 2013, 10:21:24 AM »

Are we doing a KC pak for this?

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #17 on:** June 01, 2013, 10:22:35 AM »

Quote from: Wackycat08 on June 01, 2013, 10:21:24 AM

Are we doing a KC pak for this?

I'm going, dork store.

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #18 on:** June 01, 2013, 10:23:39 AM »

Bryant is the primary threat to the KU Quidditch machine built by lew Perkins.

scottwildcat · « **Reply #19 on:** June 01, 2013, 10:25:07 AM »

Quote from: Limestone on June 01, 2013, 10:14:31 AM

The first girl to solve a math problem at Bryant was Elzabeth Stenchrow, she was quickly hung in the quad as a witch.

I lol'd real hard.

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #20 on:** June 01, 2013, 12:24:46 PM »

At Bryant, male freshmen are forbidden to masturbate while sophomores are required to.

Emo EMAW · « **Reply #21 on:** June 01, 2013, 02:50:53 PM »

The all girls college in Forrest Gump was actually Bryant.

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #22 on:** June 01, 2013, 03:50:35 PM »

Bryant will enroll household pets and smaller farm animals if you can prove they are inhabited by the soul of an alumni.

Emo EMAW · « **Reply #23 on:** June 01, 2013, 04:53:35 PM »

Bryant was named after a particularly violent skirmish on a beet farm during the Civil War.

EllRobersonisInnocent · « **Reply #24 on:** June 01, 2013, 04:54:57 PM »

I'm impressed you guys know this much about Brown Mackie College