Author Topic: So ABJr. accidentally FB messaged my wife (Read 9046 times)

StevieWonderSniperSchool · « **Reply #25 on:** May 31, 2013, 01:40:51 PM »

AB messaging her made it immediately harder for me. i guess if she has to imagine someone else in bed when we're fornicating, it might as well be The Judge.

scottwildcat · « **Reply #26 on:** May 31, 2013, 03:04:31 PM »

Quote from: StevieWonderSniperSchool on May 31, 2013, 01:40:51 PM

AB messaging her made it immediately harder for me. i guess if she has to imagine someone else in bed when we're fornicating, it might as well be The Judge.

StevieWonderSniperSchool · « **Reply #27 on:** May 31, 2013, 09:40:13 PM »

crap just got real. i guess he really does have character issues. oh well, it was fun being married for a little while.

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puniraptor · « **Reply #28 on:** May 31, 2013, 10:08:47 PM »

omg lol. 'grats though.

Rams · « **Reply #29 on:** May 31, 2013, 10:41:06 PM »

Quote from: StevieWonderSniperSchool on May 31, 2013, 09:40:13 PM

crap just got real. i guess he really does have character issues. oh well, it was fun being married for a little while.

he's so perfect

mods please remove "accidentally" from the thread title. clearly The Judge doesn't make mistakes.

Frankenklein · « **Reply #30 on:** June 01, 2013, 08:41:46 AM »

abjr a-hole.jpg

you mad bro

StevieWonderSniperSchool · « **Reply #31 on:** June 01, 2013, 08:53:10 AM »

Quote from: Frankenklein on June 01, 2013, 08:41:46 AM

abjr a-hole.jpg you mad bro

How could I be mad? An adorable nfl linebacker wants to have sexual relations with my wife. Greatest day ever.

CNS · « **Reply #32 on:** June 01, 2013, 08:55:20 AM »

Yeah, that is a pretty good compliment. Random fb contact gives ab enough to want to steal your wife. Sounds like you married up. Hazard comes with marrying up.

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Pett · « **Reply #33 on:** June 01, 2013, 10:31:38 AM »

I'm glad your wife at least showed you that last message. She passed the test

WillieWatanabe · « **Reply #34 on:** June 01, 2013, 10:36:55 AM »

michigancat · « **Reply #35 on:** June 01, 2013, 11:31:18 AM »

I'm failing to see what makes this a "character issue".

'taterblast · « **Reply #36 on:** June 01, 2013, 11:57:08 AM »

ChiComCat · « **Reply #37 on:** June 01, 2013, 12:32:37 PM »

Way to lock that down

StevieWonderSniperSchool · « **Reply #38 on:** June 01, 2013, 01:23:54 PM »

need some advice on how to convince her that staying with me is way cooler than being with NFL linebacker and EMAW legend Arthur Brown Jr.
TIA

CNS · « **Reply #39 on:** June 01, 2013, 01:25:07 PM »

Quote from: StevieWonderSniperSchool on June 01, 2013, 01:23:54 PM

need some advice on how to convince her that staying with me is way cooler than being with NFL linebacker and EMAW legend Arthur Brown Jr.
TIA

Accept this: it's out of your hands at this point.

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skycat · « **Reply #40 on:** June 01, 2013, 02:26:48 PM »

Quote from: CNS Casey on June 01, 2013, 01:25:07 PM

Quote from: StevieWonderSniperSchool on June 01, 2013, 01:23:54 PM
need some advice on how to convince her that staying with me is way cooler than being with NFL linebacker and EMAW legend Arthur Brown Jr.
TIA

Accept this: it's out of your hands at this point.

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Yep. Just tell her you're cool with it. Who knows, she may end up loving you more for it. He'll probably ruin her for all other men though. Oh well, as long as Arthur is happy.

HeinBallz · « **Reply #41 on:** June 01, 2013, 03:33:41 PM »

I guess the bigger question is, did she really go to Paris for some "air show" or is she just hanging with AB.

meow meow · « **Reply #42 on:** June 01, 2013, 03:37:37 PM »

StevieWonderSniperSchool just became a goEMAW legend without even breaking a post count sweat.

StevieWonderSniperSchool · « **Reply #43 on:** June 01, 2013, 04:31:37 PM »

Quote from: HeinBallz on June 01, 2013, 03:33:41 PM

I guess the bigger question is, did she really go to Paris for some "air show" or is she just hanging with AB.

paris air show is in a couple weeks. should i be worried?

3maw · « **Reply #44 on:** June 01, 2013, 04:40:19 PM »

god we've been blessed.

HeinBallz · « **Reply #45 on:** June 01, 2013, 04:51:35 PM »

Quote from: StevieWonderSniperSchool on June 01, 2013, 04:31:37 PM

Quote from: HeinBallz on June 01, 2013, 03:33:41 PM
I guess the bigger question is, did she really go to Paris for some "air show" or is she just hanging with AB.

paris air show is in a couple weeks. should i be worried?

Hell I don't know - but I'm not gonna creeper this thing up anymore with vague references to me totally knowing your wife.

StevieWonderSniperSchool · « **Reply #46 on:** June 01, 2013, 05:37:05 PM »

Quote from: HeinBallz on June 01, 2013, 04:51:35 PM

Quote from: StevieWonderSniperSchool on June 01, 2013, 04:31:37 PM
Quote from: HeinBallz on June 01, 2013, 03:33:41 PM
I guess the bigger question is, did she really go to Paris for some "air show" or is she just hanging with AB.

paris air show is in a couple weeks. should i be worried?

Hell I don't know - but I'm not gonna creeper this thing up anymore with vague references to me totally knowing your wife.

be as creepy as you want, IDGAF. oh man, you should totally make fun of her about it at work. she'll be so confused

Pete · « **Reply #47 on:** June 01, 2013, 05:49:33 PM »

Slightly off topic....but how much do you think Arthur could make selling his sperm? I bet he could make a bunch.

ChiComCat · « **Reply #48 on:** June 01, 2013, 06:33:07 PM »

Quote from: Pete on June 01, 2013, 05:49:33 PM

Slightly off topic....but how much do you think Arthur could make selling his sperm? I bet he could make a bunch.

I am worried about him flooding the marketplace. I mean, SWSS sounds like he would pay a pretty penny but if AB is just going to give it away.

HeinBallz · « **Reply #49 on:** June 01, 2013, 07:36:18 PM »

Quote from: StevieWonderSniperSchool on June 01, 2013, 05:37:05 PM

Quote from: HeinBallz on June 01, 2013, 04:51:35 PM
Quote from: StevieWonderSniperSchool on June 01, 2013, 04:31:37 PM
Quote from: HeinBallz on June 01, 2013, 03:33:41 PM
I guess the bigger question is, did she really go to Paris for some "air show" or is she just hanging with AB.

paris air show is in a couple weeks. should i be worried?

Hell I don't know - but I'm not gonna creeper this thing up anymore with vague references to me totally knowing your wife.
be as creepy as you want, IDGAF. oh man, you should totally make fun of her about it at work. she'll be so confused

I'll definitely give her crap for jersey chasing; but I don't recall her dropping by creative much lately - have been working with your sister in law more recently.