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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #75 on: May 30, 2013, 11:23:52 PM »
red means stop, green means go.  subliminal message.

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I think what my friend Mitch is trying to say is that true love is blind.

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« Reply #76 on: May 30, 2013, 11:56:15 PM »
Hows the body building going, lopakman?

He's got the frame for it, at least.


(he's pretty tall)

lopakman, meet the back of Metalhead's hand

I didn't mean that to be mean. Was it mean? I only met him briefly at the spring game.

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« Reply #77 on: May 31, 2013, 01:08:12 AM »
I just assumed all men peed in the urinals.

I've worked with guys short enough to be hysterical if they used the urinals.

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« Reply #78 on: May 31, 2013, 08:22:56 AM »
Hows the body building going, lopakman?

He's got the frame for it, at least.


(he's pretty tall)

lopakman, meet the back of Metalhead's hand

I didn't mean that to be mean. Was it mean? I only met him briefly at the spring game.

No it wasn't.  I don't think Bread knew that we've met before. 

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #79 on: May 31, 2013, 08:24:15 AM »
I have a thing in my office that is hilarious to me and also disgusting and possibly shameful. Stay tuned!

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #80 on: May 31, 2013, 08:36:53 AM »
Ok so one up my coworkers put up these easter window sticker gummies things about two years ago. In that time it was vandalized with permament marker facial features then served as flypaper catching and killing all the fruit flies that infested my potted bamboo plant. Now the whole thing is decomposing and sagging/melting/dripping down my window.


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« Reply #81 on: May 31, 2013, 08:52:02 AM »
Ok so one up my coworkers put up these easter window sticker gummies things about two years ago. In that time it was vandalized with permament marker facial features then served as flypaper catching and killing all the fruit flies that infested my potted bamboo plant. Now the whole thing is decomposing and sagging/melting/dripping down my window.




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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #82 on: May 31, 2013, 08:52:49 AM »
grizzzooooossssss take that off
I think what my friend Mitch is trying to say is that true love is blind.

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #83 on: May 31, 2013, 10:30:32 AM »
No denied, it was mean.
My prescience is fully engorged.  It throbs with righteous accuracy.  I am sated.

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« Reply #84 on: May 31, 2013, 10:31:27 AM »
Also, rough ridin' gross puniraptor.
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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #85 on: May 31, 2013, 10:32:20 AM »
guess puniraptors business: sells scentsy candles from home

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #86 on: May 31, 2013, 10:34:08 AM »
if by home you mean mom's basement  :eye:

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #87 on: May 31, 2013, 10:46:13 AM »
guess puniraptors business: sells scentsy candles from home

i thought this was going to be in a different thread?

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #88 on: May 31, 2013, 11:06:22 AM »
HOLY crap GIRAFFE

how could you overlook the Emu?

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #89 on: May 31, 2013, 11:06:32 AM »
About 10 different peoples phones just went off with flash flood warnings....EVERYONE stands up and walks outside like they are going to see a river flooding or something

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #90 on: May 31, 2013, 11:17:33 AM »
our shop bathroom sign is better than yours 


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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #91 on: May 31, 2013, 11:19:19 AM »
About 10 different peoples phones just went off with flash flood warnings....EVERYONE stands up and walks outside like they are going to see a river flooding or something

 :lol: I think we work in the same office.

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #92 on: May 31, 2013, 11:23:36 AM »
About 10 different peoples phones just went off with flash flood warnings....EVERYONE stands up and walks outside like they are going to see a river flooding or something

My phone just did that.   :dubious:

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« Reply #93 on: May 31, 2013, 11:24:06 AM »
About 10 different peoples phones just went off with flash flood warnings....EVERYONE stands up and walks outside like they are going to see a river flooding or something

 :lol: I think we work in the same office.

mods can we get an IP addy crosscheck here plz?
I think what my friend Mitch is trying to say is that true love is blind.

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #94 on: May 31, 2013, 11:25:14 AM »
About 10 different peoples phones just went off with flash flood warnings....EVERYONE stands up and walks outside like they are going to see a river flooding or something

 :lol: I think we work in the same office.


Yeah, that is legitimately hilarious.

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #95 on: May 31, 2013, 02:21:04 PM »
At a previous job where I was OP manager which included HR duty, I had a gal who returned from maternity leave and would wear appropriate business dress attire but she was constantly nipped out.  One of her nosey PITA co-workers (always in everyone else's business) came to me and asked if I could tell Nips that she is offending other people in the office.  I told her "NO!". She then asked if she could take up a collection to buy Nips a padded bra and anonymously leave it on her desk for a hint.  I've never had a better day than when I got to fire PITA.

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #96 on: May 31, 2013, 04:54:32 PM »
our shop bathroom sign is better than yours 



i used to mow the lawn at ****** from like 5th grade till i graduated high school.  i always made time to go to the bathroom because there was a stack of playboys a foot tall in one of the drawers in there.  :fatty:
Hyperbolic partisan duplicitous hypocrite

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #97 on: May 31, 2013, 09:55:55 PM »
our shop bathroom sign is better than yours 



i used to mow the lawn at ****** from like 5th grade till i graduated high school.  i always made time to go to the bathroom because there was a stack of playboys a foot tall in one of the drawers in there.  :fatty:


LOL.     Allegedly the guy that used to mow our lawn and keep up the shop has banged women in every possible spot.    Women have supposedly stopped while he was out mowing the lawn and he'd find a job trailer or empty storage unit to bang.   

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Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #98 on: May 31, 2013, 09:58:48 PM »
Mikey, shut up

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« Reply #99 on: May 31, 2013, 10:19:06 PM »
Mikey, shut up

make me tough guy....just make me.   :shakesfist: