Hilarious Things At Your Office

[steve dave]

haha, not me. that's for sure.

[Rage Against the McKee]

Not really hilarious like a trophy or a couch, but it's kind of gross. A fellow coworker came up to me and told me he was in the bathroom and some dude went into the stall and stood next to him and jacked off. Like, to completion while my coworker was taking a crap in the next stall. I had some suspicions about who it was and then I was taking a crap and something kind of similar happened to me. It was the guy I suspected but I'm not sure he was jacking off. I'm guessing he has a medical condition, like a colonostomy bag or an open wound that he has to tend to? I heard paper tearing and maybe lotion being applied. I still got the hell out of there as quickly as I could. And yes it was the guy I suspected it was but I am not real sure how to proceed.

Did the two events happen in the same day? If so then probably not masturbation. I mean, who can jack off twice in one day in the office bathroom stall?

I'm sure there are some porn addicts out there that could. It's entirely possible that the paper sound was actually the guy turning pages on a porno mag.

[michigancat]

Not really hilarious like a trophy or a couch, but it's kind of gross. A fellow coworker came up to me and told me he was in the bathroom and some dude went into the stall and stood next to him and jacked off. Like, to completion while my coworker was taking a crap in the next stall. I had some suspicions about who it was and then I was taking a crap and something kind of similar happened to me. It was the guy I suspected but I'm not sure he was jacking off. I'm guessing he has a medical condition, like a colonostomy bag or an open wound that he has to tend to? I heard paper tearing and maybe lotion being applied. I still got the hell out of there as quickly as I could. And yes it was the guy I suspected it was but I am not real sure how to proceed.

Did the two events happen in the same day? If so then probably not masturbation. I mean, who can jack off twice in one day in the office bathroom stall?

Who can do it once? It was multiple days. Coworker, then me, then coworker again came to me right after it happened saying, "IT HAPPENED AGAIN JUST NOW!!!"

I'll admit the suspect is a little creepy, but I think it's a medical thing.

[420seriouscat69]

I think my boss is pretty hilarious. I also think all the IT dorks are pretty hilarious too.

[Frankenklein]

Not really hilarious like a trophy or a couch, but it's kind of gross. A fellow coworker came up to me and told me he was in the bathroom and some dude went into the stall and stood next to him and jacked off. Like, to completion while my coworker was taking a crap in the next stall. I had some suspicions about who it was and then I was taking a crap and something kind of similar happened to me. It was the guy I suspected but I'm not sure he was jacking off. I'm guessing he has a medical condition, like a colonostomy bag or an open wound that he has to tend to? I heard paper tearing and maybe lotion being applied. I still got the hell out of there as quickly as I could. And yes it was the guy I suspected it was but I am not real sure how to proceed.

  Do you work where that twitter dude boner dad works,sounds like his office bathroom

[420seriouscat69]

I bet he has an STD.

[StevieWonderSniperSchool]

I bet he has an STD.

spoken from experience

[Rage Against the McKee]

Yeah, the guy is probably treating his STD before he starts masturbating. That explains the paper sound in a way that the guy wouldn't have to sneak a porno mag to work.

[pissclams]

great reason not to schedule your regular visits to the crapper for public restrooms

there's a lot of great things about home field advantage, this is just one of the better ones

[CNS]

Someone put this up on the inside of the toilet stalls in the men's latrine:

WTF

Ppl w strong enough feelings towards meaningless things are the best.  I mean, some took the time to make a sign because they had to hold in a crap for 1 extra min one day.

[Rage Against the McKee]

Someone put this up on the inside of the toilet stalls in the men's latrine:

WTF

Ppl w strong enough feelings towards meaningless things are the best.  I mean, some took the time to make a sign because they had to hold in a crap for 1 extra min one day.

You aren't reading the sign properly. The sign is saying that you have to sit down to pee in the toilet. It's not saying you can only use the toilet to poop. It's actually a pretty awesome sign. I would like one to anonymously put in my office bathroom, not because I really care, but because it's hilarious.

[michigancat]

Someone put this up on the inside of the toilet stalls in the men's latrine:

WTF

Ppl w strong enough feelings towards meaningless things are the best.  I mean, some took the time to make a sign because they had to hold in a crap for 1 extra min one day.

I'm guessing it's more about piss all over the toilet. I think it's a worthy cause.

tangent: I hate it when I go to the bathroom and there's piss all over, but I know someone's waiting. I'm not going to clean it up, but if I was the person waiting, I would just assume it was the guy that just left the bathroom that pissed all over the place.

[CNS]

Not really hilarious like a trophy or a couch, but it's kind of gross. A fellow coworker came up to me and told me he was in the bathroom and some dude went into the stall and stood next to him and jacked off. Like, to completion while my coworker was taking a crap in the next stall. I had some suspicions about who it was and then I was taking a crap and something kind of similar happened to me. It was the guy I suspected but I'm not sure he was jacking off. I'm guessing he has a medical condition, like a colonostomy bag or an open wound that he has to tend to? I heard paper tearing and maybe lotion being applied. I still got the hell out of there as quickly as I could. And yes it was the guy I suspected it was but I am not real sure how to proceed.

Did the two events happen in the same day? If so then probably not masturbation. I mean, who can jack off twice in one day in the office bathroom stall?

Who can do it once? It was multiple days. Coworker, then me, then coworker again came to me right after it happened saying, "IT HAPPENED AGAIN JUST NOW!!!"

I'll admit the suspect is a little creepy, but I think it's a medical thing.

I know the special needs teacher at the local HS.  He tells me that many of the HS special needs kids have, as a component to their Individual Learning Plan thingy, that they have to be allowed time to whack it in the bathroom.  Like more than once, daily.

What I am saying is that maybe he is high functioning austistic or something?

[puniraptor]

I'm sure it was a passive aggressive joke. It's hilarious, but it does really suck to roll up to a toilet drenched in piss.

[lopakman]

Someone put this up on the inside of the toilet stalls in the men's latrine:

WTF

Ppl w strong enough feelings towards meaningless things are the best.  I mean, some took the time to make a sign because they had to hold in a crap for 1 extra min one day.

I would like one to anonymously put in my office bathroom, not because I really care, but because it's hilarious.

I already printed it out and put it up in the bathroom.  Will it get taken down?     Probably not at my office.

[Mr Bread]

Someone put this up on the inside of the toilet stalls in the men's latrine:

WTF

Ppl w strong enough feelings towards meaningless things are the best.  I mean, some took the time to make a sign because they had to hold in a crap for 1 extra min one day.

I'm guessing it's more about piss all over the toilet. I think it's a worthy cause.

tangent: I hate it when I go to the bathroom and there's piss all over, but I know someone's waiting. I'm not going to clean it up, but if I was the person waiting, I would just assume it was the guy that just left the bathroom that pissed all over the place.

That plus errant pubes.  Nothing worse than someone else thinking you just shed your bush all over the office restroom when you didn't. 

[steve dave]

most of you shut up

[puniraptor]

most of you shut up

yeah, everyone not talking about the piss sign and piss and other pube things I think sd means here.

[Institutional Control]

I just assumed all men peed in the urinals.

[_33]

A couple months ago after a long meeting the guy next to me stood up to leave and took one step and hit the floor really really hard right on his shoulder.  Turns out his foot had fallen asleep during the meeting.  Was hilarious.  Hurt his shoulder pretty bad though.

[michigancat]

A couple months ago after a long meeting the guy next to me stood up to leave and took one step and hit the floor really really hard right on his shoulder.  Turns out his foot had fallen asleep during the meeting.  Was hilarious.  Hurt his shoulder pretty bad though.

that's great

Also that lady has had two potty congratulation calls TODAY.

[puniraptor]

lol, I missed the toddler yoga before. that's SO 'Francisco!

[EMAWmeister]

Has no one noticed that the stick figure is shockingly anatomically correct

[star seed 7]

Has no one noticed that the stick figure is shockingly anatomically correct

yes.

also noticed that he's peeing red and green and should see a doctor immediately.

[Mr Bread]

red means stop, green means go.  subliminal message.