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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1450 on: December 09, 2016, 02:55:41 PM »
My company once fired someone with cause. That person hired a lawyer. My company opted to let them come back to work rather than fight it. That person has been back at work for like two years.

that is amazing.  i stand in awe.
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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1451 on: December 09, 2016, 03:02:24 PM »
And this is a private company, correct?
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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1452 on: December 09, 2016, 03:06:15 PM »
My company once fired someone with cause. That person hired a lawyer. My company opted to let them come back to work rather than fight it. That person has been back at work for like two years.
Your company has a shitty or Lazy HR department.

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1453 on: December 09, 2016, 03:17:25 PM »
And this is a private company, correct?

Yep. Small business.

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1454 on: December 09, 2016, 03:21:12 PM »
describe this person

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1455 on: December 09, 2016, 04:41:16 PM »
One of our new staffing people left for lunch today and never came back. He left his key card under his keyboard. He was here for like a week and a half. He won't answer his phone. Who does that? :ROFL:

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1456 on: December 09, 2016, 04:42:47 PM »
You probably made him play cornhole or Fridays are dress wacky days or something
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« Reply #1457 on: December 09, 2016, 04:43:55 PM »
Maybe a rabid anti-dentite
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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1458 on: December 09, 2016, 04:44:52 PM »
Maybe went home to waldo for lunch and got shot in the face
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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1459 on: December 09, 2016, 04:46:34 PM »
It's really bizarre. He never reported any frustrations to our managers and we always tried to include him inside the group. Who knows.
Maybe went home to waldo for lunch and got shot in the face
Oh man, maybe, but why would you leave your key card under your keyboard and have your contract signed and laid out on his desk for the world to see.

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1460 on: December 09, 2016, 04:50:22 PM »
Obviously he didn't want included
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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1461 on: December 09, 2016, 04:52:47 PM »
Sucks too. He was one of the few black people we had in our office. This is really going to hurt our diversity numbers.  :ohno:

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1462 on: December 09, 2016, 04:55:56 PM »
It's going to be awkward when he comes back next week.

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1463 on: December 09, 2016, 08:08:02 PM »
describe this person

Super duper trashy. Think Woody Harrelson in Kingpin.

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1464 on: December 12, 2016, 03:09:30 AM »
So you probably remember that on Friday I learned that Hanakin means Flower Friday which means TGIF/happy Friday.

Anyway I looked up that Monday is Getsuuyobi so when everyone got in the office this morning I said "Hanagetsuu!" and they all RORed their asses off like I made the most hilarious joke ever.

"No! Not Flower Monday! Monday horrible!"


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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1465 on: December 12, 2016, 07:16:01 AM »
So you probably remember that on Friday I learned that Hanakin means Flower Friday which means TGIF/happy Friday.

Anyway I looked up that Monday is Getsuuyobi so when everyone got in the office this morning I said "Hanagetsuu!" and they all RORed their asses off like I made the most hilarious joke ever.

"No! Not Flower Monday! Monday horrible!"
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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1466 on: December 12, 2016, 07:25:16 AM »
RORed. Hahaha!

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1467 on: December 13, 2016, 09:04:25 AM »
It's going to be awkward when he comes back next week.
I was out super sick yesterday, but FTR, this guy never came back. They changed our key code and everything to get into work on Saturday.

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1468 on: December 13, 2016, 10:14:23 AM »
Are you posting from the sidewalk? :P

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1469 on: December 13, 2016, 10:18:51 AM »
 :D

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1470 on: December 13, 2016, 04:27:21 PM »
This one is pretty rich, guys. So in my office when you want to take time off you send everyone a calendar invite. So this guy...we'll call him Mike, has a last initial of F so when he sent his calendar invite it said "Mike F OFF" oh man that Mike! What a character!  :lol:

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1471 on: December 13, 2016, 06:39:04 PM »
This one is pretty rich, guys. So in my office when you want to take time off you send everyone a calendar invite. So this guy...we'll call him Mike, has a last initial of F so when he sent his calendar invite it said "Mike F OFF" oh man that Mike! What a character!  :lol:
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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1472 on: December 13, 2016, 07:28:34 PM »
That is the perfect story itt imo

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1473 on: December 13, 2016, 07:40:54 PM »
i hope to read more BAC posts in the future.

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1474 on: December 14, 2016, 12:52:36 AM »
OMG  :lol: but also  :opcat:
RORed. Hahaha!

It's not racist if I say it here. Kind of an "our word" situation. It's racist if you say it in America, because you are making fun of Asians. If I say it here, I am making fun of an interesting linguistic quirk of people with totally different mouth sound arsenals trying to interact.

I am reviewing a set of plans right now where they are batting less than .500 on getting R/L and B/V correct. Might have been better off flipping a coin.

Imagine being totally blind to there being any difference between the two letters and totally deaf to any difference between the two sounds.