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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1400 on: October 31, 2016, 07:12:34 PM »
well, it's another pumpkin... that's one difference
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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1401 on: October 31, 2016, 07:18:26 PM »
wow, today i learned that a hat is different than a pumpkin.  class dismissed for the day folks.  go candy huntin'


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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1402 on: October 31, 2016, 07:35:59 PM »
If there was a rule against using more than one pumpkin, I would have declared the sculpture tools gal the winner in spite of it because that brain is rough ridin' cool.

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1403 on: October 31, 2016, 08:59:53 PM »
Took home the trophy this year!!!


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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1404 on: October 31, 2016, 09:02:04 PM »
Best costume and then best group theme contest. I went as the tooth fairy (job related) and wore a blue man suit, with a tutu, wig, wand, etc. it was ridiculous.


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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1405 on: October 31, 2016, 09:37:16 PM »

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1406 on: November 09, 2016, 01:50:34 PM »


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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1407 on: November 09, 2016, 02:46:07 PM »
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« Reply #1408 on: November 09, 2016, 03:01:25 PM »
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« Reply #1409 on: November 09, 2016, 03:06:40 PM »
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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1410 on: November 09, 2016, 04:35:37 PM »

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1411 on: November 09, 2016, 04:40:43 PM »
Already bid, it's down to 4 and they issued a post bid addendum with no clouds  :jerk:
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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1412 on: November 09, 2016, 07:20:56 PM »
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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1413 on: November 09, 2016, 08:18:33 PM »
:cheers: Bluebeam

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1414 on: November 10, 2016, 12:46:11 PM »
Already bid, it's down to 4 and they issued a post bid addendum with no clouds  :jerk:

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1415 on: November 10, 2016, 11:12:39 PM »
True story I heard recently: a tinyish-but-not-Meade-tiny high school in Louisiana just had a brand new press box built. I saw the thing and it looks swanky in an artsy-fartsy architectural kind of way. However, 5the architects didn't calculate angles correctly in relation to the windows, sooo....when you sit in the press box you can't see the end zones. :facepalm:
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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1416 on: November 11, 2016, 04:47:16 AM »
True story I heard recently: a tinyish-but-not-Meade-tiny high school in Louisiana just had a brand new press box built. I saw the thing and it looks swanky in an artsy-fartsy architectural kind of way. However, 5the architects didn't calculate angles correctly in relation to the windows, sooo....when you sit in the press box you can't see the end zones. :facepalm:

This is quite common in hs press boxes.
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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1417 on: November 11, 2016, 10:19:02 AM »
:cheers: Bluebeam

I too enjoy this software.

It's pretty great, doesn't play as nice as with my companies sealing drawings software but oh well, don't need to seal drawings that often.
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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1418 on: November 11, 2016, 01:04:21 PM »
Plus bluebeam is a great name
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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1419 on: November 11, 2016, 03:36:13 PM »
Plus bluebeam is a great name

Like Project Bluebeam  :ohno:
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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1420 on: December 06, 2016, 02:51:18 PM »
Here at my office we just have one phone number that rings at everyone's desk. The receptionist answers it and then transfers to whoever the call is for. But we can all see who is on the Caller ID.

We just got a phone call from "USA for Trump"

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1421 on: December 06, 2016, 02:57:12 PM »
There are currently 2 guys vaping in the conference room I am in.  Both are from Jackson, MS.

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1422 on: December 06, 2016, 03:03:16 PM »
There are currently 2 guys vaping in the conference room I am in.  Both are from Jackson, MS.
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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1423 on: December 06, 2016, 03:05:33 PM »
IT guy here has been driving around his son's jeep lately with a "TURBO69" plate

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1424 on: December 06, 2016, 03:07:17 PM »
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