Author Topic: Hilarious Things At Your Office (Read 278804 times)

Mrs. Gooch · « **Reply #1350 on:** May 20, 2016, 08:42:30 AM »

So today we were having a meeting discussing possible contract engineers and someone suggested a guy with the last name of Snow. I really wanted to say "He knows nothing". But I didn't because I didn't think anyone in that meeting would get it.

_33 · « **Reply #1351 on:** May 20, 2016, 08:51:03 AM »

I definitely wouldn't have gotten it, but I don't go to meetings anymore so I wouldn't have been there anyway.

The Big Train · « **Reply #1352 on:** August 11, 2016, 01:54:43 PM »

There are people playing bags(tailgating game) in the office right now

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #1353 on:** August 11, 2016, 02:00:04 PM »

This dentist is really pissed we won't meet some of his demands on our offer and he's getting really shitty with us. So I seeked out my HR Director to explain a few things for him and why we could and couldn't change some of the verbiage (non-compete stuff). She sent a long email and then left at noon for vacation. This was the start of an email that he had written, after he got the auto-reply back from my HR Director.

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How convenient for (insert directors name) to reply to an e-mail and then leave town! (insert new HR persons name), you will need to help out on this one. Thank-you!

Mrs. Gooch · « **Reply #1354 on:** August 11, 2016, 02:13:39 PM »

Quote from: The Big Train on August 11, 2016, 01:54:43 PM

There are people playing bags(tailgating game) in the office right now

Sounds better than working.

Asteriskhead · « **Reply #1355 on:** August 11, 2016, 03:48:49 PM »

had a three beer lunch with another company that we are working with today. one of the ladies from the other company had armpit hair longer than my beard!!!

AppleJack · « **Reply #1356 on:** August 11, 2016, 04:00:40 PM »

someone wrote "White Castle Please" on a post-it on a vending machine at our office.

Mrs. Gooch · « **Reply #1357 on:** September 22, 2016, 02:50:00 PM »

When the boss uses the term "boundary layer" when he actually means "boundary condition". OMG!

mocat · « **Reply #1358 on:** October 05, 2016, 03:40:23 PM »

Quote from: architect

can you help us with a gang penetration?

michigancat · « **Reply #1359 on:** October 05, 2016, 03:49:20 PM »

a guy is walking around in his socks and the dogs smell like wet dog

Mrs. Gooch · « **Reply #1360 on:** October 05, 2016, 03:51:35 PM »

Quote from: michigancat on October 05, 2016, 03:49:20 PM

a guy is walking around in his socks and the dogs smell like wet dog

This does not sound hilarious.

michigancat · « **Reply #1361 on:** October 05, 2016, 03:53:44 PM »

Quote from: Mrs. Gooch on October 05, 2016, 03:51:35 PM

Quote from: michigancat on October 05, 2016, 03:49:20 PM
a guy is walking around in his socks and the dogs smell like wet dog

This does not sound hilarious.

this is the wrong thread I suppose

The Big Train · « **Reply #1362 on:** October 05, 2016, 04:01:51 PM »

Maybe the grievance thread?

Mrs. Gooch · « **Reply #1363 on:** October 05, 2016, 04:02:13 PM »

Annoying things in your office thread

The Big Train · « **Reply #1364 on:** October 05, 2016, 04:05:19 PM »

Yep that's what I was looking for

pissclams · « **Reply #1365 on:** October 05, 2016, 04:24:17 PM »

the wet sock guy should take off his socks and dry them in the office microwave (without using a plate) and then maybe hang them from the back of an unused chair to fully air dry

star seed 7 · « **Reply #1366 on:** October 05, 2016, 04:42:32 PM »

I take my shoes off in my office and sometimes I'll sneak out to the kitchen to get some water in my socks. I've never been caught and never had sock wetness either

meow meow · « **Reply #1367 on:** October 05, 2016, 05:35:46 PM »

Quote from: libliblibliblibliblib on October 05, 2016, 04:42:32 PM

I take my shoes off in my office and sometimes I'll sneak out to the kitchen to get some water in my socks. I've never been caught and never had sock wetness either

that's v weird, stop doing that

star seed 7 · « **Reply #1368 on:** October 05, 2016, 05:37:21 PM »

It's only 10 ft

michigancat · « **Reply #1369 on:** October 05, 2016, 07:59:45 PM »

This guy's office is basically the kitchen (very open floor plan). Same guy also spent a thirty minute meeting sitting criss cross applesauce on a work table. So gross.

The Big Train · « **Reply #1370 on:** October 05, 2016, 08:46:41 PM »

Your work just sounds rough ridin' gross rusty

puniraptor · « **Reply #1371 on:** October 05, 2016, 08:57:32 PM »

Quote from: michigancat on October 05, 2016, 07:59:45 PM

Same guy also spent a thirty minute meeting sitting criss cross applesauce on a work table. So gross.

this is grosserer and san franciscoier than anything

Emo EMAW · « **Reply #1372 on:** October 06, 2016, 08:24:39 AM »

I would not allow that my meeting.

The Big Train · « **Reply #1373 on:** October 10, 2016, 02:36:40 PM »

It's already full decorated with Halloween stuff. There's several skeleton/grim reaper looking things hanging from the ceilings. Gravestones and black kettles and creepy spiders everywhere.

It's pretty hilarious but also pretty scary

KST8FAN · « **Reply #1374 on:** October 30, 2016, 11:50:24 PM »

Office admin decided we should have a pumpkin carving contest tomorrow. No idea how many people will participate thinking I will probably win with this entry.

Tom

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